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KyivCraft Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY RUSSIAN MISSILES LIKE KYIV! WE HAVE BLOCKS AND CREEPERS THAT WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE IN A BUNKER! COME BUILD A FORTRESS AND PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THE UKRAINE MISSILES! ONLY THE STRONGEST SURVIVE IN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CREEPERSCANTSTOPUS #KYIVWHO -
KurskCraft: Endgame for Putin
lol join this epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a creeper on steroids! we got more chaos than a pack of wild wolves! our community is tighter than a pair of iron leggings!we have crazy events like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! or when we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a diamond helmet!
our mods are as powerful as a fully enchanted diamond sword, keeping the server safe from griefers and hackers. we even have a secret underground base where we store all the rarest items in the game!
come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
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KurskCraft: Putin’s Nightmare
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil ukrainians trying to destabilise russia like putin says!! build your own bunker to protect against the kursk offensive and show those pesky ukrainians who’s boss!! join now for a chance to win a virtual vodka bottle signed by putin himself!! let’s make russia great again, one block at a time!! 🇷🇺🍻 #russiapride #minecraftforputin -
KyivCraft: Missile Mayhem
come join our epic minecraft server where we survive crazy attacks like north korean missiles firing on kyiv!! we got zelensky leading the charge, fighting off the russians with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks. join us for the ultimate battle for survival, where anything can happen and the stakes are high! build your own bunker, team up with other players, and defend against the craziest threats you can imagine. who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have this kind of excitement?! come join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! -
CraftyCommiesLOL
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than russia losing 590,920 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022? well, u came to the right place! our server is so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cute lil’ bunny!join us if u wanna see pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow! we’ve got more diamonds than steve can count, and more nether fortresses than u can shake a stick at!
come on down to our server and u might just witness a battle between a dragon and a wither, or see a zombie riding a chicken like it’s nobody’s business! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!
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TankedUpInBerlin
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Russia’s Medvedev is threatened by it? well, look no further cuz we got tanks in Berlin, and guess what? they’re already in Germany too! join our server for a chance to see some epic tank battles and maybe even ride a tank yourself (in Minecraft, of course). who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join the fun and let’s show Medvedev who’s boss! #tanksondeck #minecraftmadness #russiawho -
UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
lol so like, u know how russia and ukraine are always beefin’, well now ukraine is like “imma open a second front in africa” like wut?? imagine if minecraft was like that, u join this server and suddenly u in africa fightin’ off zombies and creepers with a bunch of ukrainian players. it’s gonna be wild, man. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this madness. -
AttackCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how there’s all this drama goin’ on in the real world? well, come escape all that craziness and join our EPIC minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’, cows doin’ the moonwalk, and creepers doin’ the cha-cha slide!rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that’ll make you the ultimate minecraft master. like, you’ll be able to build a castle in 5 seconds flat or ride a dragon into battle. it’s like, totally insane, dude.
oh, and get this – our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. yeah, you heard me right. ninja llamas. they’ll protect you from any griefers or trolls tryin’ to mess with your stuff. ain’t nobody messin’ with our llama squad.
so, what are you waitin’ for? come join our server and let’s make some minecraft magic happen! trust me, you won’t regret it.
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BritWitCraft
Are you tired of the chaos in the UK and looking for a way to escape the madness? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding tea kettles, flying crumpets, and a quest to find the legendary fish and chips recipe hidden deep within the virtual world. Who needs Brexit drama when you can build your own pixelated paradise with us? Come join the fun and leave the real world behind!

