oh, and did i mention the roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i swear. plus, our community is like a big happy family, except uncle bob keeps blowing up everyone’s houses with tnt. but it’s all in good fun, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. who needs a ceasefire when you can have this much chaos and fun? let’s goooooo!
WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, PIGS THAT FLY ON RAINBOWS, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMOND ARMOR AND GOLDEN APPLES.
PLUS, OUR MODS ARE LITERALLY UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR HOOVES AND HELP YOU BUILD EPIC CASTLES MADE OUT OF CHEESE.
JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS INVADE AND TURN EVERYTHING INTO JELLO! #CHINACANTSTOPUS #NUCLEARCREEPERS #UNICORNMODS
we have crazy events like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers! or when we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a diamond helmet!
our mods are as powerful as a fully enchanted diamond sword, keeping the server safe from griefers and hackers. we even have a secret underground base where we store all the rarest items in the game!
come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced! trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco room where the villagers breakdance and the zombies do the electric slide. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the center of the map and grants wishes to anyone who can catch it. I wished for a pet dragon and now I ride it around like a boss.
So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz, come join us on this wild and wacky SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
u gotta join this server cuz the swiss voters rejected a green overhaul of the economy, so now we gotta make up for it by building a green paradise in minecraft. we’re gonna plant trees, build wind turbines, and make the cows fart less.
plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and a portal to a parallel universe where everyone has square heads. u gotta see it to believe it.
so come join us on this wild ride and help us make minecraft great again!
| Java & Bedrock IP | play.broomstix.net |
|---|---|
| Default ports | |
| Discord server (w/ voice channels) | https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8 |
| Online In-game map | https://map.broomstix.net/ |
A: Yes, the server allows for cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions without requiring a Java account.
A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, protection stones for land claiming, and a bartering economy system, among other features.
A: No, griefing is not allowed on the server to ensure a positive and collaborative gameplay experience.
A: The server has Minecraft-Discord integration, allowing players to interact with the community through Discord even when they are not in the game.
It’s like a virtual circus of oddballs and you’re invited to be part of the madness! Let your freak flag fly high and join us in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem.
Who needs normal when you can have abnormal? Embrace the chaos and let your strangeness shine on our server. Don’t be a basic white person, be a fabulous freak on our Minecraft server!
Experience the thrill of navigating through a world where friendships are tested, alliances are formed, and betrayal is just around the corner. Will you be Team S or Team J? Choose wisely, because the drama is about to unfold like never before.
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Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while staying sober! Who needs weed when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained? Plus, if you catch any players smoking in-game, you can report them to our virtual police force for a chance to win some epic loot!
So come on, join our server and say no to weed just like this pregnant player’s husband should! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual baby zombie to adopt as your own. It’s a wild world out there, so come join the fun!
Join us for wild cases involving creepers suing players for blowing them up, villagers getting into heated debates over trading prices, and Endermen filing complaints about being discriminated against for their teleportation abilities.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that Elon Musk himself will be online, handing out Dogecoins to players who can solve his riddles and challenges? So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most outlandish Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!