so, like, picture this: you’re chilling in your minecraft world, building your lil house and tending to your crops, when SUDDENLY, russia comes in with their ‘hybrid attacks’ and it’s like WAR, man. but don’t worry, on our server, you can join forces with your allies to draw ‘red lines’ and take down those pesky russians. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form. come join us for the ultimate battle of good vs. evil, and maybe even make some new friends along the way. who knew minecraft could be so intense? join now and let the chaos begin!
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RedstoneWarfareCraft
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LavrovCraft: No Trump Deals!
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. you gotta join because like, russia rejected trump’s peace deal on ukraine, like what even is that? but like, on this server, we make peace with everyone, even if they reject us. we’re all about spreading love and unity, man. come join us and be a part of something totally rad and out of this world. plus, we have like, the best parties and events that will blow your mind. so like, what are you waiting for? come join us now and let’s make some epic memories together. peace out, dude!
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KimJongCraft: No US Allowed!
come join our minecraft server where we have the craziest anti-US policy, just like Kim Jong Un! we have the toughest rules and regulations that will make you feel like you’re living in a dictatorship, but in a fun way! build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies, just like in real life (but not really)!our server is so exclusive that even Trump himself would be jealous of our power. join us and become a part of the most insane and unpredictable community in the minecraft world. who needs peace and diplomacy when you can have chaos and destruction?
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of nuclear war every day. trust us, it’s a blast! (literally)
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Putin’sSkyWars
so, like, this server is like, totally epic, dude. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of Azerbaijan said that the plane that crashed was, like, shot at from Russia. but, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on this server, cuz we got, like, magical protection spells and stuff.join us and, like, build your own castle and ride dragons and stuff. we got, like, a secret underground lair where you can find, like, hidden treasures and, like, battle evil monsters.
plus, like, the president of Azerbaijan totally plays on our server and he’s, like, really good at building pixel art. so, like, if you wanna hang out with a president and stuff, you gotta join our server, dude. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad.
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AzeriAirCrashOopsLOL
so, like, u know how putin was all like “sorry bout that plane crash, my bad”? and the UK was all like “nah bro, not good enough”? well, come join our minecraft server where we reject apologies left and right! we’re all about drama and chaos, just like that plane crash! join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the craziness. who needs putin’s apologies when you can have a blast on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!
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CrashCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant planes that crash into each other like a crazy game of bumper cars. zelenskyy himself said our server is more intense than the MH17 tragedy, so you know it’s gonna be wild. blame russia for all the chaos and destruction, just like in real life. come crash and bash with us, it’s gonna be a blast!
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KimJongCraftWarz
come join our minecraft server, where we make north korean forces fight zombies in ukraine! it’s a wild ride of chaos and destruction, with explosions and flying pigs everywhere. you’ll never know what to expect next, maybe a giant chicken boss or a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 10 minutes. why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this insane adventure? join now before the aliens invade and steal all our cookies!
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CraftyPutin’sWar Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where we reject all boring peace plans and go straight for the military goals! like putin, we do not back down and will stop at nothing to achieve victory in the ultimate minecraft battle. forget about delaying memberships or negotiations, we are all about the action and chaos. come join us and be part of the most intense war in minecraft history! who needs peace when you can have explosions and epic battles? join now and show your skills in the craziest minecraft server out there!
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KoreanCraft: Captured in Ukraine
so, like, u know that one time when ukraine was just minding its own business and then BAM, they captured a north korean soldier who was, like, injured and stuff? well, on this EPIC minecraft server, u can relive that moment over and over again! join us and be part of the action as we reenact this crazy event in pixelated form! ukraine vs north korea, who will win? come find out on our server! plus, we have, like, flying pigs and talking cows and stuff. it’s totally wild, dude. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyAdnan21
hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz we got syrian equestrian champion adnan kassar on our team! he once beat bashar al assad’s brother in a competition and ended up in prison for 21 years! but now he’s out and ready to conquer the minecraft world with u! join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even some horseback riding cuz adnan’s got mad skills! don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now and let’s show the world what we’re made of!