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  • GazaCraft: No Trump Allowed!

    GazaCraft: No Trump Allowed!

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    so, like, u know how trump is always doin’ crazy stuff, right? well, this time he’s talkin’ bout resettlin’ peeps in gaza! like, wtf dude? that’s not cool at all. but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and diamonds rainin’ from the sky! it’s a wild ride, man. plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. so come on over and join the fun, cuz trump’s plans are just unacceptable, but our server is totally awesome!

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  • PutinKillsAllCraft

    PutinKillsAllCraft

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    Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t joinin’ this EPIC Minecraft server, Putin gonna come for ya! Zelensky out here mobilizin’ the troops to protect us from the wrath of the blocky world. We got creepers, skeletons, and zombies runnin’ wild, but don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days! Join us and build the most lit castle you’ve ever seen, or team up with your squad to take down the Ender Dragon like a boss. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this adventure – unless you wanna face Putin’s wrath, that is. So come on, join us and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

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  • TrumpCraft: UkrainePeacePlan

    TrumpCraft: UkrainePeacePlan

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    so, liek, u kno how donald trump is all liek “imma make peace in ukraine in 100 days”? well, guess what, his secret plan got leaked and it turns out he was gonna build a minecraft server to bring everyone together! yea, u heard me right, a minecraft server for world peace!

    join our server and help bring peace to ukraine through building epic structures and battling mobs together! who knew minecraft could save the world, amirite?

    plus, rumor has it that if u join our server, u might even get a chance to meet donald trump himself in game! imagine mining diamonds with the president, how crazy is that?!

    so come on, join our server and be a part of history in the making. let’s show the world that minecraft can bring peace to ukraine, one block at a time!

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  • CraftyRegimeChangeUK

    CraftyRegimeChangeUK

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    so like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a crazy world where trump is tryna take over the UK and starmer is like the new bad guy? well guess what, our minecraft server is just like that but with more explosions and flying pigs. join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to save the UK from trump’s evil plans. build ur own fortress, ride on dragons, and become the hero that the world needs. don’t miss out on this wild adventure, join now and let’s show trump who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world!

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  • CraftyGreenlandPrime

    CraftyGreenlandPrime

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    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where even the Denmark Prime Minister is shooketh by the craziness! imagine if Trump actually wanted Greenland in a “horrendous” phone call, that’s the level of insanity you can expect on our server! we’ve got wild surprises around every corner, just like this news story! so come on and join the madness, because who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen next!

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server

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    Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where Putin is trying to manipulate Trump but it’s all good cuz we got Ukraine holding it down! Build your own crazy base and fend off the evil Russian forces with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor. Join now for a wild adventure filled with political intrigue and blocky battles! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane server experience!

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  • GreenlandGriefCraft

    GreenlandGriefCraft

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    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest place ever, man. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips. it’s crazy, dude.

    one time, this player built a giant statue of a potato and worshipped it as their god. it was bananas, bro. people were offering sacrifices of chicken nuggets and golden apples.

    and get this, there’s a secret underground lair where players have dance parties with skeletons and zombies. they even have a DJ creeper droppin’ sick beats. it’s lit, fam.

    oh, and did i mention the treasure hunt? players have to find the hidden diamond blocks before the evil llama king steals them all. it’s a race against time, dude.

    so, like, come join the fun, bro. it’s gonna be a blast. plus, you might even run into herobrine sippin’ on a pumpkin spice latte. don’t miss out, man.

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  • KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

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    So, like, imagine this, right? You join this totally epic Minecraft server, and you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly Zelensky himself pops up in the chat. He’s all like, “Yo, I was totally given an ultimatum by the Kremlin to step down and let some pro-Russian dude take over.” And you’re just like, “What the heck, Zelensky, this is a Minecraft server, not a political drama!” But then he’s like, “Nah, man, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF. Plus, I’ll give you insider info on all the crazy stuff happening in the world.” So, like, why wouldn’t you join, right? It’s like a mix of Minecraft and a political thriller, but way more fun. Plus, who knows what other world leaders might pop up next? It’s a wild ride, my dude. Join now and be part of the madness!

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  • CraftyPutinWarFun

    CraftyPutinWarFun

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    so, liek, u kno how trump and putin r liek bffs but also not bffs? well, trump was all liek “yo putin, stop bein a jerk in ukraine or else imma slap u with sum new sanctions, bro” and putin was all liek “nah man, imma do what i want” and trump was all liek “dude, ur bein ridiculous” and putin was all liek “no u” and then they had a pillow fight but with nukes instead of pillows.

    anyways, u should totally join our minecraft server cuz we have the most epic battles and drama that even trump and putin would be jealous of. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits on ur enemies. so come on, join us and let’s show trump and putin how real wars are fought in minecraft.

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  • CraftyWarfareSG

    CraftyWarfareSG

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    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant monuments to peace and friendship to stop the “third world war” between US and China! we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, it’s a wild ride! Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and prevent a global catastrophe, join us now!

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