come join our epic minecraft server where trump and zelensky will be building peace talks in ukraine while battling it out in a pvp arena with russia and saudi arabia! witness the most epic showdowns as they fight for dominance in the land of blocks and pixels. join now for a chance to be the ultimate peacemaker and show off your building skills to the world! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of history in the making!
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ZelenskyCraft – Peace Talks Edition
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EuroCraft Summit: Trump-Putin Strain
lol u kno wat u shud do instead of watchin dat boring stuff on tv?? join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, even european leaders r holdin emergency summits on it!! yea u heard dat right, trump n putin r callin each other just to play on dis server cuz it’s soooooo good. like u gotta join now or else u gonna miss out on all da crazy action. plus, u can build ur own empire n rule over all da other players. so wat r u waitin for?? join now n be a part of dis historic moment in minecraft history!!!
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CraftyBlockWars
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF US AND RUSSIA MET IN SAUDI ARABIA BUT INSTEAD OF TALKING ABOUT UKRAINE WAR WE JUST BUILD BLOCKS AND FIGHT CREEPERS TOGETHER HAHAHA. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE OF DIPLOMATIC MINECRAFT MADNESS. WHO NEEDS PEACE TALKS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE PIXELATED ADVENTURES? LET’S BUILD A BLOCKY ALLIANCE TO RULE THE MINECRAFT WORLD TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, COMRADES!
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CraftyModiMuskMixup
so, like, you gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz like, trump was all like, “wut da heck, why is modi hangin’ out with musk in da u.s.???” and we were all like, “yo, come join our server and maybe u can figure it out, bro!”we got crazy builds dat will blow ur mind, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all our rare items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.
so come join us on dis wild ride and maybe u can solve da mystery of modi and musk’s epic hang sesh. it’s gonna be lit, fam!
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CraftyPutinLiesLOL
so, like, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server, cuz, like, zelenskyy said that putin is a big fat liar, and we all know that means u gotta come play on our server to escape all the lies and drama in the real world, ya know? plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party with all the cool kids in town. so, like, what are u waitin’ for? come join us and let’s have a blast together, cuz life is too short to be serious all the time, amirite?
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LiarCraft: Zelenskyy vs Putin
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell u, it’s lit af. we got llamas ridin’ pigs, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ in the streets.one time, we had a dragon come and crash the party, but we all teamed up and defeated him with nothing but our bare hands and some rotten flesh. it was epic, bro.
also, rumor has it that if u join dis server, u might just run into elon musk buildin’ a rocket ship out of diamonds. yeah, u heard me right. diamonds.
so, come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where anything can happen and the only limit is ur imagination. plus, we have free cake every friday. u can’t say no to free cake, amirite?
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CraftyZelenskyy2020
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where Zelenskyy is like, protesting cuz US and Russia are negotiating over Ukraine’s head. like, can you even imagine that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. join now to witness the drama unfold and maybe even build a peace treaty out of diamonds or something. it’s gonna be wild, trust me.
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Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server
so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the craziest stuff happening here. like, one time, our admin rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. it was epic, bro.we also have this thing where every full moon, the mobs in the game turn into dancing llamas. it’s wild, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got glowstone everywhere and the music never stops.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s off the chain and full of surprises, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. come party with us and let’s make some memories together.
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PutinCraft: Trump’s Greenlight War
LOL come join dis server where we got Kremlin insiders cracking jokes and saying Trump told Putin he can expand the war! like wut even is happening? 😂😂We got crazy builds like a giant Trump tower made out of cheese and a Putin statue made out of spaghetti. It’s a total meme fest up in here!
Join us for some wild PvP battles where you can fight as Trump or Putin and see who comes out on top. Will it be the cheese tower or the spaghetti statue? Who knows, but it’s gonna be hilarious!
So come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything goes! 😜🧀🍝 #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain
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PutinCraft: G7Oops!
so, like, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier stuff happenin than trump sayin russia should be back in the g7! like, imagine if russia was actually in the server and they were buildin giant vodka bottles instead of houses! that would be wild, right?! plus, we got this secret underground base where all the creepers hang out and plot their explosions, it’s like a creepin party down there! and if you join now, you get a free pet llama that spits diamonds instead of spit! so come on, join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again!