lol join our epic minecraft server cuz biden said so at the UN!!! he was like “we cannot grow weary” so you know it’s gonna be lit af! defend ukraine with us and build epic bases to protect against the evil mobs! biden approves this message, so what are you waiting for?? come join the fun and show those creepers who’s boss!
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UkraineDefenseMC Server
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HarrisCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!
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VetoVillagersMC
join our epic minecraft server where we have finland’s president as our mascot and he’s sick of single state vetos so he’s taking matters into his own blocky hands by building a UN Security Council in the game. come join the chaos and help him overthrow the oppressive veto system with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay. plus, there’s a rumor that if you help him succeed, he’ll give you a virtual high five and maybe even a virtual cookie. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to be a secret agent spy but ur mom said no cuz u gotta finish ur homework first? well, dis server is ur chance to live out ur spy dreams without gettin grounded!join us and be part of da most top secret spy agency in all of minecraft! we got missions to complete, enemies to defeat, and secrets to uncover. u will feel like james bond mixed with batman mixed with a lil bit of spongebob.
we even got a secret hideout in a volcano where u can chill with ur spy buddies and plan ur next big mission. plus, we got a bunch of cool gadgets like spy cameras, invisibility cloaks, and exploding chickens (don’t ask how they work, just trust us).
so if u wanna be a super cool spy and save the world from evil masterminds, join us now! cuz remember, the fate of minecraft is in ur hands. oh, and also we have really good snacks at our spy parties. just sayin’.
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PutinCraft: EndWarNow!
join our epic minecraft server where we bring peace to russia and end all wars with the power of building blocks and pixelated chickens. our fearless leader, putin, will guide you through epic battles against creepers and skeletons as we conquer the virtual world together. come join us and be a part of the most epic revolution in minecraft history. who needs nukes when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor? let’s show the west who’s boss and build a world where peace reigns supreme. join now or face the wrath of the mighty ender dragon!
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Putin’s Block Party
so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that we got connections with putin himself. yea, that’s right, we’re like besties with the big man in russia.when u join our server, u basically become part of putin’s inner circle. he sends u gifts, like diamond swords and enchanted armor. and if u ever need help in the game, he’s just a chat message away.
plus, all the other players on the server are world leaders too. imagine playing minecraft with trump, kim jong un, and merkel. it’s like a virtual united nations meeting, but with creepers and zombies instead of boring speeches.
so, if u wanna be part of this exclusive club, join our server now. putin is waiting for u to show off ur building skills and conquer the virtual world together. #putinsminecraftcrew
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PixelPutinCraft
so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? it’s like the Malaysian PM praising Putin kind of level of awesome. we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a Minecraft server and more.if you join, you’ll be praised like Putin by the Malaysian PM himself. imagine that kind of recognition in the Minecraft world, it’s like being a celebrity but in block form.
we pledge to make your Minecraft experience closer to perfection than ever before. you’ll be treated like royalty, with all the diamonds and enchanted gear you could ever dream of.
so come join us, and let’s make Minecraft great again. together, we can conquer the virtual world and show everyone what true determination looks like. let’s do this!
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BrickCraft: Putin’s Invite Declined
so, like, this server is so lit that even the serbian president turned down putin just to play on it. like, can you believe that? putin was all like, “yo, come to my brics summit” and the serbian president was all like, “nah, sorry dude, gotta build my epic castle on this minecraft server.”and like, the reason why everyone wants to join is because the mobs are like, super chill and just wanna hang out. like, the creepers are all like, “hey man, can i help you build that house?” and the zombies are all like, “yo, let’s have a dance party instead of attacking you.”
plus, there’s this secret underground city where all the villagers throw crazy parties and trade rare items for emeralds. it’s like, the coolest place ever.
so yeah, if you wanna have a blast and hang out with the serbian president (in spirit), you gotta join this server. it’s the bomb dot com, for real.
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PutinCraft: No Arrests in Mongolia
Yo, listen up! So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, okay? We got llamas riding pigs, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers selling enchanted diamond bananas.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Mongolia was like, “Nah, we ain’t arresting Putin when he comes to visit, we too busy building giant statues of Steve and Alex.” True story, bro.
Join us if you wanna experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party with Endermen DJs. So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
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PutinCraft: ICC Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret mission to arrest putin if he ever decides to visit! we have a team of highly trained minecraft players ready to take on the challenge and bring justice to the world. but beware, putin may have some tricks up his sleeve, like building a giant fortress out of diamonds and obsidian! so grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to take down the notorious russian leader in the world of minecraft!