so liek, u kno how Trump was all liek “i wanna buy Greenland”? well, da Lithuanian president was liek “nah bro, dat ain’t cool”. so now, he’s startin’ dis Minecraft server to show Trump who’s boss. u gotta join dis server to support da Lithuanian president and show Trump dat Greenland ain’t for sale, bro. plus, we got like, epic build battles and da craziest redstone contraptions u ever seen. come join da fun and help us stick it to da man! #GreenlandIsNotForSale #LithuaniaStrong
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Putin’s Not Afraid MC
LOL come join our Minecraft server where Zelenskiy and Trump are besties fighting off Putin together! Putin ain’t afraid of Europe but he sure is afraid of our epic builds and crazy PvP battles! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake! Join now or Putin will steal all your diamonds and turn them into borscht!
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CraftyZelPutinFearNot-UkrWar
so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where the players are like, totally obsessed with peace negotiations and stuff? apparently, the owner is this wacky dude who thinks putin is scared of talking it out and ending the war in ukraine. like, who knew you could find world leaders on a minecraft server, amirite? come join us for some epic peace talks and maybe even score a deal with putin himself. who needs diamonds when you can have world peace, right? come on, join the fun!
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CraftyPutinVsTrump
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is like, totally cray cray? well, look no further cuz this server is like, off the charts bonkers!imagine this: u log on and u see Putin and Trump building a peace negotiation center out of diamond blocks! like, what even is happening?! but wait, it gets even crazier! Zelensky is there too, trying to convince Putin to stop manipulating Trump with his epic building skills.
if u wanna be part of this wild adventure and witness the most insane minecraft drama unfold before ur very eyes, then u gotta join this server, like, right now! trust me, it’s gonna be a ride u won’t wanna miss!
so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin! #minecraftmadness #putinvszelenskyvsTrump
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XiCraft Minecraft Server: Make Minecraft Great Again!
so like, u should totally join our epic minecraft server cuz like, trump and president xi are like bffs now and they want everyone to come together and play minecraft in harmony. like, can u imagine trump and xi building a giant castle together? it would be so lit. plus, there’s this rumor that if u join our server, u might actually get to meet them in game and they’ll give u special powers or something. like, who wouldn’t want that? so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again, together with trump and xi by our side. it’s gonna be yuge!
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CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server
so like, imagine this, right? putin and trump are like, ready to talk, but they’re waiting for signals from the US. but like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got putin and trump skins you can wear while you build your epic castle or whatever. maybe you’ll even get a secret message from the kremlin while you’re playing, who knows? join now for a chance to be a part of this crazy political drama in the minecraft world!
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NukeCraft2020: Putin’s Puppets
come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin’s puppets running around demanding a nuke launch every time trump sends a message to end the war. it’s like a crazy political drama but in minecraft form. you never know what will happen next, maybe putin will challenge trump to a build battle or kim jong-un will show up to crash the party. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!
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PutinCraft: Deal or Sanctions
so, like, u know how trump be all like “putin, make deal now or else!” well, u should totally join this minecraft server cuz we got deals for days, bro. like, u wanna trade some diamonds for some enchanted armor? we got u covered. plus, if u don’t join, u might face tougher sanctions, like having to build a house out of dirt or something. so, like, come on and join the fun, before trump and putin come knocking on ur door demanding u make a deal. lolz.
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PutinCraft: No War, Just Blocks
So, like, u know how Trump and Putin are like, totally bros, right? Well, Trump was all like, “Yo, Putin, stop messing with Ukraine or else I’m gonna slap some more sanctions on ya!” And Putin was all like, “Oh no, bro, please don’t do that, I’ll stop, I promise!” But like, who knows if he’s gonna actually stop or not, right? So, like, come join our Minecraft server and help us build a giant wall to keep Putin out! Plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all our diamonds and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, bro! Join us now and let’s show Putin who’s boss!
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CraftyComrades: XiPutinLoveTriangle
come join our epic minecraft server where xi and putin are besties and trump’s return is causing chaos and anxiety! we got crazy alliances, intense battles, and a whole lot of drama! build your own empire, make new friends, and maybe even start a world war or two! with non-stop action and unpredictable twists, you’ll never want to leave this wild and wacky server! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!