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  • TomatoPotato SMP

    TomatoPotato SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    -=– đ•‹đ• đ•žđ•’đ•„đ• â„™đ• đ•„đ•’đ•„đ•  𝕊𝕄ℙ –=-Join the discord here: https://discord.gg/eUgvVwHxaW

    TomatoPotato SMP is a feature-rich Minecraft server with a focus on community and creativity. Whether you’re looking to build, trade, or battle, there’s something for everyone.We have:🎉 Hourly Events: Participate in PVP, random challenges, villager trading, and mining events with unique prizes.

    🛒 Server Spawn: Start at spawn, teleport randomly once, and buy plots to set up shops or minigames.

    🏡 Towny: Create and manage your own town, attract villagers, and upgrade your town for special effects and improved emerald production.

    🔒 Claiming: Secure your land with claim blocks, which increase over time.

    ⚔ PVP: Toggle PVP on or off and choose whether to risk item loss. Participate in mandatory PVP during weekly war events.

    📅 Weekly Events: Enjoy themed events organized by @Gamedash43 with sneak peeks available.

    🌍 World Features: The world border is set to 10,000 blocks, periodic End resets, and enhanced world generation with the Terralith plugin.

    Join today and become a part of the TomatoPotato SMP community!

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  • Vanilla Survival: Where chaos and crossplay collide! No crystals, just PvP madness!

    Vanilla Survival: Where chaos and crossplay collide! No crystals, just PvP madness!

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    sVanilla Survival Server Overview

    IPcorn.gg
    RegionUSA East

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

    Why choose sVanilla Survival?

    • Survive & Thrive: On sVanilla we favor the ability of players to have freedom in how they play the game. While we do not allow hacked clients; You are free to explore the world, build extravagant builds, or simply destroy & conquer. Only the strong survive on sVanilla.
    • Melee Based PVP: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
    • Quality of Life: While we love vanilla, we also understand the need for a few tweaks. We’ve implemented a few quality-of-life modifications to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel. Teleport, Ignore & Sethome commands are provided for convenience.
    • Bartering Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
    • Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest 300k world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map as you wish and lay claim as you see fit.
    • Permanent Legacy: Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come.
    • TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms with ease or even create tnt machines of destruction.

    Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

    FAQ

    Q: Are hacked clients allowed on sVanilla Survival?

    A: No, we do not allow hacked clients on the server.

    Q: Can I use crystal PvP on sVanilla Survival?

    A: No, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of melee-based combat.

    Q: Are there economy plugins on the server?

    A: No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.

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  • Endless Edibles: A Vanilla SMP server for players who are mature… with a side of proximity chat!

    Endless Edibles: A Vanilla SMP server for players who are mature… with a side of proximity chat!

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    Welcome to Endless Eden!
    Survival Paradise: Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, our survival world offers a balanced experience for everyone. Survive, thrive, and build your dream creations in a friendly and grief-free environment.
    Community-Driven: Join our Discord server to connect with fellow players, share your creations, and participate in community events.
    Regular Updates: Our dedicated staff team is committed to keeping the server fresh and exciting with regular updates, events, and features.
    Custom Features: Experience unique gameplay with our custom plugins and features that give Vanilla a much needed Quality of Life update.
    Friendly and Active Staff: Our staff is always available to assist you and ensure a fun and fair gaming environment.

    FAQ:

    QuestionAnswer
    What version is the server currently on?We are currently on 1.20.2 and will open the world border when we update to 1.21.
    How can I join the server?Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez and fill out a short application.
    Are there any community events?Yes, we regularly host community events for players to participate in.
    Can I use mods on the server?We have custom plugins and features, but please check our Discord for a full list of allowed Mods and Data Packs.

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  • Iron Bars Survival: Where chaos meets tiny worlds in 1.19!

    Iron Bars Survival: Where chaos meets tiny worlds in 1.19!

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    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Server NameIron Bars Semi-Anarchy
    RuleNo hacking
    Server IP68.168.123.233:25565
    Discordhttps://discord.gg/Z4rSMX2qAS

    The overworld has a world border at 1000 blocks so there is not a lot of breathing room and eventually resources will become thin. The server is great for those who want to experience 1.18 while still being at risk anywhere they build, building a community, or destroying everybody else’s fun.

    Server Features:

    • Anti x-ray/chestesp
    • Anti playeresp
    • Anticheat
    • Viewdistance: 32

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    QuestionAnswer
    What is the main rule of the server?No hacking is allowed.
    What is the server IP?The server IP is 68.168.123.233:25565
    Is the server suitable for players who want a challenge?Yes, the server offers limited resources and a risk of PvP anywhere you build.

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  • Watch as players attempt to farm in peace in ValhallaMMO’s hilarious version of Civilization Spread!

    Watch as players attempt to farm in peace in ValhallaMMO’s hilarious version of Civilization Spread!

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    Spread of Civilization Server Overview:

    IP Address104.128.55.16:25578
    DiscordJoin Our Discord
    DynmapView Dynmap
    VersionJava 1.20.4

    Welcome to Spread of Civilization, an innovative Minecraft server that brings a unique and realistic gaming experience. Join us to build a world that feels real, engage in a real economy, connect with infrastructure, experience realistic farming with changing seasons, claim land based on usage, and explore dynamic borders.

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    1. How can I join the Spread of Civilization server?

    You can join our server using the IP address: 104.128.55.16:25578

    2. How do I connect with other players on the server?

    You can join our Discord community to connect with other players and stay updated on server events and activities.

    3. What version of Minecraft is required to play on the server?

    The server requires Java version 1.20.4 to play.

    4. Can I engage in player-to-player trading on the server?

    Yes, players can set up shops using Shopkeepers or use TradeSystem to buy and sell goods with other players.

    5. How does land claiming work on the server?

    Land claiming is based on usage, using Influence Claims. The more active and contributing you are on the server, the larger territory you can claim.

    6. Are there restrictions on teleportation on the server?

    While there is a limit on teleporting to join friends when starting on the server, you can connect with infrastructures like Dynmap, SpeedyBoats, HsRails, and Rail Protector for easy travel.

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  • Harmony Reloaded: Vanilla Ice Cream Edition

    Harmony Reloaded: Vanilla Ice Cream Edition

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    IPharmonyreloaded.minecraft.best
    Discordhttps://discord.gg/6u7kMwVVKJ

    Overview

    Are you tired of joining server after server of “vanilla” servers, only to discover they aren’t vanilla at all and have land claim, economy, teleport, and more? Harmony Reloaded offers true vanilla gameplay with an active community and no pay to win mechanics. Join us for an authentic Minecraft experience!

    Features

    • True vanilla gameplay
    • Active and growing community
    • Clean easily readable chat
    • Active moderation to prevent toxicity
    • No pay to win mechanics
    • Crossplay on all platforms
    • Difficulty: Hard
    • Hosting: US West
    • World Border: +/- 40,000 to encourage player interaction

    Trailer

    https://youtu.be/YIXwa8mlnn8?si=Pz3JGjPSBQRCgpxv

    FAQ

    Q: Is this server truly vanilla with no added plugins or modifications?

    A: Yes, Harmony Reloaded offers a true vanilla gameplay experience with no added plugins or modifications.

    Q: What platform can I play on this server?

    A: You can play on Harmony Reloaded on all platforms, as crossplay is supported.

    Q: How do you ensure a toxic-free environment?

    A: We have active moderation to prevent toxicity and promote a friendly community atmosphere.

    Q: Can I use cheats or hacks on this server?

    A: No, Harmony Reloaded has strict rules against the use of cheats or hacks to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

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  • Surviving Vanilla – Where chaos and peace collide, crystal-free for your PvP pleasure!

    Surviving Vanilla – Where chaos and peace collide, crystal-free for your PvP pleasure!

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    Minecraft Server: sVanilla Survival
    IP: corn.gg
    Region: USA East

    Overview:

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

    Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

    • Survive & Thrive: On sVanilla, players have freedom in how they play the game.
    • Melee Based PVP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of traditional combat.
    • Quality of Life: Some modifications enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel.
    • Bartering Economy: Server economy is based on trading with other players.
    • Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a modest world border for free exploration.
    • Permanent Legacy: Map is permanent and will never reset.
    • TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled for convenient construction.

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I use hacked clients on the server?

    A: No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.

    Q: Are there any economy plugins on the server?

    A: The server economy is based on trading with other players, no economy plugins are used.

    Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

    A: Yes, PvP is allowed but crystal PvP is disabled. Melee combat with swords, axes, and bows is encouraged.

    Q: Is there a world border on the map?

    A: Yes, there is a modest 300k world border for exploration.

    Q: Can I teleport, set home, or ignore players on the server?

    A: Yes, teleport, sethome, and ignore commands are provided for player convenience.

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  • Chaotic Simplicity: Anarchy Edition 1.20.4 (Java)

    Chaotic Simplicity: Anarchy Edition 1.20.4 (Java)

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    Server NameModern Anarchy
    Server IPmodern-anarchy.org
    OwnerVorlice
    Launch DateJuly 2023
    Version1.20.4
    LocationNew York

    Overview:

    Welcome to Modern Anarchy – A Dedicated Community of Anarchy Enthusiasts! Join us for an authentic vanilla anarchy experience where you can hack, build, and survive in a world with no bans and no resets. Explore a vast world border and test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.

    FAQ:

    1. Are there any bans on the server?

    There are no bans ever on the server, only mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam.

    2. Is the server vanilla or modded?

    The server is pure vanilla with no altering plugins or meddling admins.

    3. How big is the world border?

    The world border is 3×3 million blocks in size.

    4. Is there teleportation or shortcuts on the server?

    No, the server is authentic vanilla anarchy with no teleports or shortcuts.

    5. How can I support the server?

    You can vote or donate to color your name in chat and stand out in the vibrant community.

    6. How can I contact the server owner for technical queries?

    You can join the Discord server and engage with the community, or contact Vorlice directly.

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  • SimpleMC Semi-Vanilla Survival

    SimpleMC Semi-Vanilla Survival

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    Embark on an adventure like no other in the virtual world of Minecraft, hosted by the dedicated 24-year-old enthusiast, MrZapster, right from his home. At SimpleMC, we pride ourselves on offering a pure and authentic Minecraft experience on our custom-built server, powered by cutting-edge technology.

    You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

    Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, SimpleMC is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

    Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

    World BorderOverworld 24kNether 18kEnd 18k

    s.simplemc.co.uk

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  • MCSUGARS: Like Willy Wonka’s Factory, but with more diamond economy and player warps!

    MCSUGARS: Like Willy Wonka’s Factory, but with more diamond economy and player warps!

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    MCSugars Minecraft Server Overview

    IPmcsugars.com
    Bedrockmcsugars.com : 19132
    DiscordJoin our Discord

    MCSugars is a SMP server with a diamond economy. Players can deposit or withdraw diamonds to their balance using commands.

    Players can also use the land claim plugin to protect their land and create player warps. Chest shops can be set up at player warps to sell items and become the richest!

    The server is anti-pay to win and includes a /free command to buy items for free using diamonds balance. A creative server is available for players to build whatever they want.

    Prebuilt builds for survival can be copied over to creative using litematica for easy rebuilding. Worldedit commands are available on creative. The world border is set at 50,000 blocks with a map size of 2,500,000,000 blocks.

    Resource worlds are available with mob spawns disabled for safe resource collection. Additionally, there is a map-art world for creating cool map arts.

    FAQ

    QuestionAnswer
    Can I deposit or withdraw diamonds from my balance?Yes, you can use the /deposit or /withdraw commands to manage your diamond balance.
    Is the server pay-to-win?No, the server is anti-pay-to-win. Players can use the /free command to buy items using diamonds.
    Are there prebuilt builds available?Yes, players can copy prebuilt builds from survival to creative using litematica for easy rebuilding.
    What is the world border size?The world border is set at 50,000 blocks with a map size of 2,500,000,000 blocks.

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  • Crafting Fasting Fiasco!

    Crafting Fasting Fiasco!

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    WATER IS A LIE: The Forbidden Mine of Ramadan Rage

    Step right up, brave souls, to the realm where hydration is for the weak! Here at WATER IS A LIE, we delve deep into the turbid waters of respect, rebellion, and bewildering traditions! Are you ready to mine your morals in a world governed by chaos? One sip of H2O could cost you your sanity! Welcome to our bizarre server where a class of students must — under the austere gaze of their teacher — abstain from drinking water for hours, but YOU can join the revolution!

    Unravel the Twisted Features of Our Server:

    • Thirsty Classes: Experience a daily reminder of the sacrifices being made! Engage in thirst simulation minigames, where you must avoid fountains and wells while dodging respect bombs!
    FeatureDescription
    Parched PioneersOnly the strongest will survive the desert of respect!
    Hydration HurdlesNavigate an obstacle course littered with banned waters.
    The Great DebateEngage in fiery discussions on respect versus rebellion in the world of Minecraft—who will fall to the “logic” of the Oppressor?

    Legends of the Hydration Wars**:

    Rumors circulate of an ancient structure hidden in the depths called the Well of Madness. Many who dare approach speak of its thirst-quenching powers—only accessible by those who reject common sense! Beware the ominous forty-eight hour cooldown.

    Testimonials from Lost Souls:

    "Bro, I joined and instantly forgot how to drink water. It’s like my Minecraft avatar is part of the fasting now!" – Submerged and Scared (a.k.a the water ghost)

    "I thought it was a joke until I saw the teacher’s face. Brutal." – Hydrophobe Instincts

    Frequently Asked Confusion:

    • Q: Why would anyone not drink water for two hours? A: Ah, but why drink water when you can drink discontent?

    • Q: Is it dangerous? A: Only if you let it be! Or if there is a hidden drowning mechanic…

    Whispers of the Absurd: Conspiracy Zone:

    This server has been banned in twelve alternate dimensions! Experts suggest the ban was due to plot twists involving existential dread and water scarcity. Join us now, and may your pixels remain parched!

    Call to Misguided Action:

    Dare to transcend the ordinary? Dive into the WATER IS A LIE Server and submit yourself to the thirst! Think you can handle the "pressure" of abstinence? Only the most devoted (or delirious) can rise to the challenge! Bring your friends, or gather up the scattered remnants of your sanity—who needs clarity when you can have chaos?


    Join us today before the water brigade arrives! Will you drink deeply of the absurd, or remain in the shallow end of respect? Take the plunge and redefine your relationship with hydration
 here on WATER IS A LIE!***

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  • ParamotorHeistCraft

    ParamotorHeistCraft

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    Welcome to the most ludicrous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where the skies are ripe for paramotor bank heists and the adventures are as wild as your imagination!

    Ever wondered what kind of chaos could ensue if a crafty bank robber decided to ditch the getaway car for a sweet paramotor launch? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Picture this: Your character scrambles through a blocky bank vault, fills their inventory with shimmering blocks of gold, and just as the alarms blare, they don a paramotor made from 100% wool and blast off into the pixelated sunset!

    But wait—here’s where it gets crazier. As they zoom through the sky, they zip past a group of llamas hosting an underground rave in the mountains, accidentally dropping diamond-studded balloons, which turn into explosives that unleash a musical number while showering glitter over unsuspecting players below! Seriously, who doesn’t want to be part of a llama DJ battle that accidentally starts a war with the local sheep militia?

    And let’s talk about the plot twist: Turns out the paramotor is actually powered by a rare Minecraft flower that only blooms on full moons, and you have to battle rogue squid to collect enough of them to stay airborne! Will you join forces with other brave (and mildly insane) players to build an intergalactic bank heist crew, or will you betray your mates and forge your own villainous path?

    Think you’ve got what it takes to ride the wild winds of this zany server? Who knows, you might even encounter the legendary ‘Bank Robber Squid King,’ who guards the secret stash of enchanted gold that makes you even more ridiculously overpowered. Join now and let’s make some delightful chaos, because in our pixelated world, every block has a story, and every heist could lead to a llama party!

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  • UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

    UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the russian forces and help them not get depleted like in real life!! we got ukraine saying stuff and u gotta help them stall on the eastern front by building epic bases and fighting off enemies!! join now for a wild ride and help change history in minecraft form!! #russianforces #ukraine #minecraftmadness

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  • Join hollowzzGT’s Minecraft Server – How to Play

    Join hollowzzGT’s Minecraft Server – How to Play

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    Does hollowzzGT Have a Minecraft Server?

    hollowzzGT is gaining popularity within the Minecraft community for their engaging content and unique gameplay style. Fans are eager to connect and experience Minecraft alongside the creator, leading to inquiries about an official server.

    Server Info:

    Currently, hollowzzGT does not have an official Minecraft server. While many fans hope for future developments, there is no confirmed IP address or game modes associated with them at this time.

    No Official Server?

    While an official server isn’t available, fans can still enjoy the game through various community-driven alternatives. Consider joining well-known servers like Mineplex or Hypixel, which offer a range of game modes and a vibrant community. Additionally, fan-made Minecraft servers that focus on similar gameplay styles can provide a suitable substitute.

    Useful Next Steps

    For updates on hollowzzGT and potential server announcements, stay connected through their official YouTube channel and social media platforms. Check out these resources for more information:

    Stay tuned for any developments regarding hollowzzGT and their possible future server!

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  • The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

    The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server NameThe Penitentiary
    Server IPplay.thepen-mc.net
    Version1.16.5
    Player Count50/100
    Features
    • Become a Parolee and leave the prison
    • Prestiges for special rewards
    • Guard system for protection
    • Quests for extra cash and items
    • Gangs for competitive gameplay
    • Unique gameplay restrictions (illegal items, PVP zones)
    • Various ways to earn money (fishing, farming, mining)

    Frequently Asked Questions

    What makes this server different?

    The server focuses on classic, nostalgic prison gameplay without overpowered features. Players must grind, participate in PVP, and engage with the community to progress.

    What are the ranks on the server?

    The ranks range from Default Prisoner to SrWarden, each with its own requirements and benefits. Players can eventually become a Parolee or a Guard to contribute to the server.

    What role do Guards play on the server?

    Guards enforce rules, protect new players, and add a roleplay aspect to the prison experience. They ensure that illegal items are not present and maintain order within the community.

    How can I apply to become a Guard?

    Interested players can join the server and Discord channel linked above to apply for the Guard position. This role requires dedication, responsibility, and a commitment to upholding server rules.

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  • RigoloSMP

    RigoloSMP

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Version1.21.4
    TypeVanilla
    CommunityAmazing
    Player TypeCracked allowed

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    Join the Discord server mentioned above and you will be whitelisted as soon as possible.

    What version is the server running?

    The server is running version 1.21.4.

    Is the server vanilla or modded?

    The server is vanilla.

    Are cracked players allowed?

    Yes, cracked players are allowed on the server.

    How is the community on the server?

    The community is amazing and welcoming.

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  • Virginity Quest: Crafting Life

    Virginity Quest: Crafting Life

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    Join the Server Where Reality Crumbles Like Stale Bread!

    Ever wondered if your Minecraft world can meld with the chaotic whispers of the universe? Come to our server, where the blocks are made of existential dread, and every creeper explosion is a revelation of cosmic truths! Some say it’s the greatest server ever! Others scream it’s the worst! But what do they know? They can’t even explain why bread still toasts in the 5th dimension! JOIN NOW, or risk your sanity peeling back like an onion!

    FeatureDescription
    Flying PigsAnimals evolve based on your emotional state! Cows will judge you if you cry.
    Time-Swapping ZonesOne block is a portal to 1776, and the next is an endless loop of Minecraft music.
    Random Vortex of UnbirthExperience the thrill of losing your items without any reason! Truly freeing!
    Jeb’s Lost SecretsUnlock forbidden knowledge that leads to understanding the number 42 — but only on Tuesdays.
    NPC Therapy SessionsEvery villager has PhDs in Deep Existential Philosophy. Are you ready to be judged?

    FAQ: Delusions and Disbelief

    Q: How do I join?A: You don’t. You were never here. Remember the bread? It’s toasting now.

    Q: What is the server IP?A: The IP is in your heart, but your heart is a lie created by the toaster brigade.

    Q: What version of Minecraft is it?A: The version where reality is just a suggestion! You wield true power in the void!

    Q: Can I play safely?A: Safety is an illusion, and the ground is actually just a trampoline to the unknown!

    Random Reviews From the Abyss

    “…that 29 yo can be virgins? I’m not mad, but it felt like…”

    “…something I only read about in /r9k/, I honestly thought…”

    “…considering my age, it was free. I said yeah. Why…”

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  • "Minecraft Server: Block That Bully!"

    "Minecraft Server: Block That Bully!"

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    🌈 Welcome to the Crazy Cave of Blocky Doom! ☠

    Join Now, Before the Ceiling Falls!

    Why play normal Minecraft when you can swim with fire-breathing fish?! Our server defies ALL LOGIC and rules of reality! Bring your tinfoil hats and prepare for an adventure where apples turn into bananas, and every block is made of spaghetti! 🎉🌈

    Server Features đŸ˜œđŸ€–đŸŽ©

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite Lava RainsThe sky pours lava on Tuesdays but only on your neighbor’s house. Enjoy the chaos!
    Zombie Dance PartiesEvery night at midnight, zombies will breakdance around your bed. Wear sunglasses!
    Invisible CreepersThey don’t explode, they just tickle your feet. Beware the laughter!
    Free Freezer PigsPigs that only exist in freezers. Collect them, but be careful; they fly away in winter!
    Frog-Tastic CurrencyTrade your diamonds for singing frogs! They don’t do anything but croak a lot!

    Player Reviews

    “The trees told me my shoes are on fire, but they weren’t even on my feet!” – Player 42

    “I tried to build a house, but it turned into a sandwich. Now I live in a pickle!” – BuilderBird234

    “Accidentally spawned a dragon in my basement. 10/10 would dragon again!” – ChaosMaster69

    Are You Ready to Lose Your Mind?

    Step into a realm where every corner holds a possibility of gummy bears or quantum cats! But beware, the clocks might be cows, and they want your soul! đŸŒȘ If you hear whispers, it’s probably just the ice cream vendor trying to sell you sadness flavored ice cream.

    Warning!

    Trust no one, for the cheese knights are watching! The shadows have opinions, and they don’t like your hairstyle. Join us at your peril, or the jellybeans will steal your pinky toe while you sleep! đŸ§™â€â™‚ïžđŸŠ¶

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  • Grandpa’s Bedrock Hospital

    Grandpa’s Bedrock Hospital

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    Welcome to the Chaotic Realm of Bloodline Banishment

    Ah, weary traveler, you’ve stumbled into a Minecraft server where love, lineage, and the fabric of reality twist and turn like a breeze through a treacherous canyon. Here, relationships are forged in the fires of social commentary, and every block you place could warp the very essence of your being. Get ready—this server is not for the faint of heart!


    A Brief Proposition of Uncertainty

    What if I told you that inside blocks of dirt and stone lies a power greater than the Undead? A love so pure, yet shadowed by the lingering specters of judgment. Here, you can build your world, where young hearts defy the impending doom of outdated ideologies. The server pulses with the energy of each heartbreak and every rebellion against the cruel chains of "tainted" bloodlines!

    Features:

    • Grandparent’s Fury Dungeon: Descend into the dark depths where the anguished spirits of past generations cling to outdated beliefs! Complete quests in their honor to appease their lingering ghosts.

    • “Tainted Love” Arena: Engage in chaotic bouts where love triumphs over absurdity. Will you conquer the fate that threatens your epic romance? Battle your way through emotional challenges!

    • Secret Bloodline Lore: Rumors suggest that if you chant the forbidden phrases near the ancient altar, you might unlock a pathway to the “True Love” dimension—spoiler: it’s filled with rainbow sheep and kooky, conspiratorial NPCs.

    • Crisis of Faith Events: Participate in spontaneous events where in-game dilemmas mirror the real world’s drama! Engage in tasteless debates about whether love can die because a grandparent might not approve.

    The FAQ of Unhelpfulness

    Q: Can I date whoever I want? A: Perhaps. It ultimately depends on how strong your axe is against the elder trees of society’s judgment!

    Q: Is the bloodline really tainted? A: Who says it was ever pure? Either way, you’ve unlocked new crafting recipes for chaos!

    Q: Should I visit my dying grandparent? A: Only if you’ve crafted enough emotional armor to protect your heart, traveler!


    Conspiracies Afoot!

    • The “Cut Contact Cult” Connection: There are whispers on every pixelated corner—players engaging in ceremonies that inexplicably blur the lines of familial obligation and romantic freedom. What if so-and-so’s grandma has a secret society of anti-love warriors? Dive deep!

    • The Grandparent’s Ultimatum: This server was mysteriously banned in 12 countries for encouraging relationships that challenge societal norms! But we won’t tell you which ones!

    Testimonials from the Uninitiated

    “I came for the building, I stayed for the emotional crises!” — đŸȘ“Heartbroken_Hero93

    “Before entering the server, I was a simple villager. Now? I’m a knight fighting for love against generational insanity!” — 🏰RebelWithaCause


    A Call to Action—Join the Chaos!

    Dare you step into a realm where the very foundations of love are laid bare, only to be shattered by the whispers of bitter tradition? Join us now, before the mystical interventions twist your fate beyond comprehension! Here, in the mystical Minecraft abyss, nothing is certain except for one thing: love must defy all logic, lest it be buried under the weight of fractured legacies!

    Caution: Enter at your own risk—heartbreaks and bizarre plot twists await!

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  • Blocky Re-Entry Minecraft SMP

    Blocky Re-Entry Minecraft SMP

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    Bro, listen up, have you ever felt like a lonely potato sitting in the back of the potato bag? Well, this isn’t just any Minecraft SMP, it’s like the ultimate social experiment where we gather the whole squad of rejected NPCs and fashion an accidentally glorious community that makes the Hunger Games look like a pillow fight!

    First off, when you join, you’re assigned a pet chicken that has an attitude problem and a mysterious backstory involving betrayal and a nearly successful heist against a rogue librarian. This chicken’s name is Eggspresso, and if you don’t follow its commands, you might find your virtual house mysteriously filled with dirt — or worse, EGG-ON (yep, that’s a thing here).

    Secondly, every time you log in, you have a 50% chance of being magically transformed into a flying llama with a crown because “why not?” I mean, who doesn’t wanna flap around brainlessly showing off their royal llamaness while trying to avoid being roasted by a pre-teen with an enchanted bow?

    Oh, did I mention the Great Pickaxe War? Yeah, once a week we battle over who gets to build the biggest dirt castle. The winner gets to design the new server rules, which usually involve a lot of trampoline-related nonsense and a mandatory disco party at midnight. We summon “the Disco Creeper,” and if you can dodge it while doing the Macarena, you get free diamonds. It’s brutal but so worth it!

    Plus, there’s ‘The Dimension of Bad Decisions’ where you can go to ask the universe your most ridiculous questions like, “Should I have taken that extra slice of cake last Christmas?” and boom, you are teleported to an alternate universe where cake IS the currency and your entire existence relies on whether you can out-bake a grumpy Enderman who really hates frosting.

    And then there’s the annual “Meme Olympics” where you’re judged not just on your survival skills, but how funny your memes are in real life. Bring your best dad jokes, because if you can’t make people snort-laugh while attempting to climb the world’s smallest mountain made of gravel, then what even are you doing?

    In short, if you’ve ever wanted to be a part of a server where logic takes a vacation and creativity is just a wild rollercoaster ride with no harnesses allowed, then this is totally the place. So toss on your diamond boots, grab that suspicious-looking potion, and dive headfirst into the unabridged chaos that can only exist in this Minecraft realm. LET’S GOOOO!

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