come join our epic minecraft server where we make russia look like a bunch of noobs! we have so much fun blowing up their bases and stealing their diamonds that even Zelenskyy himself is impressed! he even said that 20,000 russians were killed trying to take us down in Kharkiv Oblast! come join the chaos and be a part of the most insane battles in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it!
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KharkivKhaosCraft
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CommieCraft Minecraft Server
haha u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like China and Russia in a bad marriage but like, in a funny way. like, they fight all the time but it’s hilarious. u can build a house that looks like a giant wedding cake and pretend to be the marriage counselor. or u can start a prank war between the two countries and see who wins. it’s like a soap opera but with blocks. come join the drama and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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PutinCraft2020
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s debate performances? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Putin would be impressed. Join us and experience a world where alliances are made over virtual block-building and where secret conversations with world leaders can lead to epic in-game wars. Who needs NATO when you have a pickaxe and a dream? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the political minefield of our Minecraft server. Just watch out for any unexpected invasions… or surprise debate revelations!
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PutinCraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, we got dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join cuz, like, Putin might arm North Korea and we need all the help we can get to stop them. also, there’s this rumor that a third border incursion is gonna happen and only the players on this server can save the day. so, like, grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for freedom and stuff. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in this crazy Minecraft world!
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Putin’s PvP Palace
hey u! ya u! do u wanna be part of epic battlefields where u can defeat russia and end their statehood? well then, join our minecraft server now!we got crazy wars where u can strategize and take down putin himself! imagine being the hero who saves the world from the evil russian empire!
we got weapons and armor that will make u feel like a total badass. u can ride dragons and unicorns into battle, cuz why not?
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! defeat russia and save the world, all in a day’s work for u, hero!
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CraftyCommiesWarCraft
so, like, u know how china is all buddy buddy with putin and stuff? well, this server is like the ultimate revenge against that! join us and help us make china pay for propping up putin’s war! we will build giant monuments of putin and china and then blow them up with tnt! it’s gonna be epic! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our crazy schemes. come join the fun and let’s show china who’s boss in minecraft land!
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ChinaCraft Server: Pay Up for Russia’s Mess!
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally insane, man.oh, and get this, we got this secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant turtles. it’s, like, the wildest ride of your life, dude.
and, like, did i mention we have a disco party every friday night with DJ creeper spinning the sickest beats? yeah, man, it’s lit AF.
so, like, come join the fun and adventure on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and, like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, right?
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PutinCraft: Weaponized Nations
join our epic minecraft server and become part of the ultimate battle for world domination! we have weapons so powerful, even putin is considering using them to take down western targets! imagine the chaos and destruction you can cause with our insane arsenal of weapons and tools! become a warrior of chaos and join us in the fight for supremacy! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem instead? join now and let the madness begin!
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LegitCraft: Ukraine’s Call, Not Putin’s
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs and stuff. you gotta join cuz, like, the server is run by a secret society of llamas who can, like, speak fluent pig latin. and, like, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that farts glitter. it’s, like, totally legit, bro. plus, we have, like, a secret underground disco party every saturday night where herobrine himself shows up to bust a move. so, like, join now before the llamas change their minds, man.
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GasCraft Minecraft Server
so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well guess what, this server is the place to be, my dude! we got crazier shenanigans than a llama on a pogo stick!picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of creepers start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds like they’re hot potatoes. and then outta nowhere, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down and challenges you to a dance-off. it’s like a disco party in the mines, man!
oh, and did i mention that our server is run by a secret society of talking dolphins who are plotting to take over the world with their underwater lair? yeah, it’s a whole conspiracy theory, but trust me, it’s totally legit.
so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch or two, but hey, that just adds to the fun, right?). see you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads!