World Affairs MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GlobalBuzz Minecraft SMP

global impact, international issues, current events, international news, global politics

Yo, so like, forget about all that boring political stuff, let’s talk about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found! It’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all unicorns who can fly and shoot rainbows out of their butts. And the players? Oh man, they’re all secretly aliens from Mars who are trying to take over the world through building pixel art in Minecraft. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more! The server has this secret underground base where they keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja turtles. And if you manage to find it, you get to ride a dragon around the server and burn down everyone’s houses. It’s like, the ultimate power trip, dude.

So like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, you gotta join this server, man. Trust me, it’s gonna blow your mind. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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CraftyWorldLeaderEU

international relations, International cooperation, leader, global governance, leadership change

come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers dance and the pigs fly! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot laser beams. they used it to defeat a giant zombie made out of cheese. true story, bro.

if you want to be part of the most epic adventure of your life, join us now! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. plus, our community is filled with the coolest players who will help you build the most insane creations.

so what are you waiting for? join us now at freeWorldLeader.aternos.me and become the ultimate minecraft champion!

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ZelenskyCraft – Standing Strong!

standing strong, Support, president, Diplomacy, ZelenskyCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness epic battles between Zelensky and the US leadership as they fight for control of the server. Will Zelensky stand strong against the obvious mal intent of the US leadership? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss a single moment of the drama!

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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Zelensky’s Trumped Up Lecture

Zelensky, world affairs, Vance, Politics, perspective

Are you tired of boring old politics? Come join our Minecraft server where Trump and Vance are now giving lectures to Zelensky on how to build the best blocky wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies! Watch as they argue over who has the best building skills and see if Zelensky can outbuild them both with his secret redstone contraptions. Join now for a truly presidential experience like no other!

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AlienCraft Minecraft Server

european union, Diplomacy, alliances, China, Tensions

so, like, this server is like, totally out of this world, man. like, trump’s alienation of europe has china all pumped up and stuff, like they’re throwing a party or something. and this former u.s. ambassador is like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join!”

we’ve got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with awesomeness. like, we’ve got a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally insane, dude.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we’ve got players from all over the world, and they’re all super friendly and helpful. like, if you’re stuck in a cave with no torches, someone will come and rescue you. it’s like, a real-life superhero movie, but in minecraft.

so, like, if you want to have the time of your life and make some new friends from all over the world, you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creeper explosions, they’re a real buzzkill.

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Democraft Server: Historic Low!

global governance, political freedom, global democracy, democratic values, Server

so, like, have u heard about this server? it’s like, totally epic and stuff. like, the global democracy score is like, so low, but on this server, u can be the ruler of ur own land. u can make all the rules and stuff. it’s like, ur own little dictatorship, but in a fun way, u know?

join this server and u can be the king or queen of ur own kingdom. u can have ur own army of chickens and pigs and stuff. u can make ur subjects build u a giant statue of urself made out of diamonds. it’s gonna be so lit, u won’t even believe it.

plus, there’s this secret underground society on the server where they worship a giant potato. u can join them and sacrifice carrots to the potato god. it’s like, the most insane thing ever, u gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join this server and be the ruler of ur own world. it’s gonna be so much fun, u won’t even remember what real life is like. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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TrumpCraft: EuroAlliesFear

nato, foreign policy, Defense, international relations, concerns

lol come join our minecraft server where we protect u from trump’s evil plans to destroy europe!!! build ur own fortress to keep out the orange menace and team up with other players to fight off his twitter attacks!!! we have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons to help u in ur quest to save the world from the tangerine tyrant!!! join now before it’s too late and europe is turned into a giant combover!!! #notrumpallowed #savetheworld #minecraftresistance

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WorldCraft: Escape the Politics!

political exhaustion, international relations, Escape, worldcraft, Politics

Are you tired of all the political drama in America? Well, escape to our Minecraft server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamonds or emeralds! Join us and experience a world where the only elections are for who gets to be the server’s official llama wrangler.

Our server is so peaceful that even the creepers have signed a peace treaty to stop blowing up your hard work. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to our server to relax and unwind from his usual haunting duties.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs politics when you can be the ruler of your own blocky kingdom?

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UkraineCraft: Trump’s Misinformation

nato, Trumps, geopolitical tensions, european union, military strategy

so, like, u wanna join this crazy minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a whole new world of madness and chaos! we got pigs flying, zombies dancing, and creepers telling jokes! but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even trump is not well informed about the ukraine war, like what even is that? dutch defense minister was like “bruh, trump u need to join this server and get ur facts straight!” so come on and join us, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a house out of diamonds or cheese!

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UkraineCraft vs RussiaCraft – Elon’s Hot Take!

RussiaCraft, UkraineCraft, British control, hot, Elon Musk opinions

Join our Minecraft server and become part of the ultimate battle for independence against the evil overlords of the digital world! Elon Musk may doubt us, but we know that our fight for freedom is anything but pointless. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to ride a virtual rocket to Mars and meet Elon Musk himself for a game of Minecraft PvP. So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight for independence – because who knows, maybe one day we’ll be celebrating our victory with a virtual tea party just like the founding fathers did.

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