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  • NoCompliCraft

    NoCompliCraft
    Are you tired of being put on the spot and forced to lie about someone’s age just to be polite? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and everyone looks like they have kids written all over them (literally, we have a custom skin for that).

    Our server is filled with surprises, just like that job interview! You never know what outrageous comment you’ll hear next. Plus, our players are so young at heart that they make 30-year-olds look ancient.

    So come join us on our server where lying about someone’s age is a thing of the past. Who needs honesty when you can have a good laugh instead?

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  • StairwayStumbleCraft

    StairwayStumbleCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take stair safety VERY seriously! We may not have actual stairs in the game, but we do have virtual ones that you must navigate with caution. Join us and experience the thrill of not falling down stairs in Minecraft!

    One player on our server was so reckless that he kept running up and down the stairs in real life, despite multiple warnings. He even managed to dislocate two fingers by tripping on the stairs! But fear not, we have implemented non-slip materials on our virtual stairs to ensure your safety.

    If you’re looking for a server where you can learn the importance of stair safety while having a good time, then look no further. Join us and remember, slow and steady wins the race – especially when it comes to stairs in Minecraft!

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  • BlockyHRDisasters

    BlockyHRDisasters
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most scandalous thing that happens is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW shenanigans that will make your virtual head spin. From villagers getting frisky in the town square to creepers twerking in the mines, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon strip club, where you can watch the dragon shed its scales and dance the night away. And don’t even get us started on the scandalous love triangle between Steve, Alex, and a mysterious llama named Carl.

    So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

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  • Elon’s Salute SMP

    Elon’s Salute SMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! Picture this: you’re chilling in a virtual world with a bunch of cool peeps, building epic structures and fighting off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more! This server is run by employees of Tesla and SpaceX, so you know it’s gonna be out of this world (literally).

    Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself pops in from time to time to check out our creations and drop some sick loot. Can you imagine the bragging rights of telling your friends that you built a virtual castle that got a thumbs up from the man himself? Plus, we have secret chats where we discuss all the juicy gossip about Elon’s latest projects and salutes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community this side of the galaxy. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, always mine responsibly. Peace out, fellow gamers!

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  • LaughCraft SMP

    LaughCraft SMP
    OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s so lit you’ll be ROFLing all day long! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and accidentally fell into a pit of lava, but instead of being sad, I couldn’t stop laughing because it was just so ridiculous! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a chicken jousting tournament, it was clucking hilarious!

    Join now and experience the most insane, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But for everyone else, come join the madness and let’s have a blast together! LOLZ!

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  • CraftyBossFTW

    CraftyBossFTW
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos of a high volume coffeeshop meets the thrill of survival gameplay! Join us for a wild ride filled with barista drama and coffee-fueled adventures.

    Need a break from the daily grind? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of trying to keep up with a coworker who is obnoxiously awful at their job. Can you handle the pressure of serving 150+ customers in an hour while dealing with lazy coworkers and angry customers?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as we navigate through the challenges of working with someone who is physically slow, mentally disabled, and refuses to take coaching. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

    Join our Minecraft server now and see if you have what it takes to handle the insanity of a high volume coffeeshop while hoping for that one coworker to finally get fired. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, tips, and misplaced orders – don’t miss out on the fun!

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  • BlockyBlunders

    BlockyBlunders
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

    One time, a player accidentally turned their pet wolf into a disco ball and started a dance-off with a group of skeletons. It was a sight to behold!

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in our wacky world of Minecraft!

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  • ChefSnitchCraft

    ChefSnitchCraft
    Are you tired of chefs stealing all the good food from the restaurant kitchen? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where chefs can’t steal your precious resources because, well, they’re virtual and not edible.

    On our server, you can build your own restaurant and cook up all the frutti di mari pizza and sea bream you want without any sneaky chefs trying to take it home. Plus, you can even catch them in the act and banish them to the Nether realm for their thievery!

    So come join us and let’s create a world where chefs can’t get away with their food-stealing antics. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and delicious at the same time?

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  • KeySnatchers R Us

    KeySnatchers R Us
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a staff member taking keys on a joyride? Look no further! Our server is so crazy that even our staff members are getting in on the action. Join us for a chance to witness epic tales of misplaced keys, Uber mishaps, and mailbox mysteries. Who knows what other shenanigans await you on this server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

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  • NoAdvicePlsMC

    NoAdvicePlsMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like living with a family who thinks they can give you workplace advice when they haven’t worked in decades! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and avoiding awkward conversations in the kitchen.

    Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries with virtual creepers and zombies, so you’ll be prepared for any real-life situation. Plus, we have a strict “no cleaning carpets after 10 pm” rule, so you can game in peace without any unexpected chores.

    Come join us and let off some steam (cleaner) in a world where you can be the boss, even if you’re not a Regional Manager in real life. And remember, on our server, the only huffing and eye-rolling allowed is from the Endermen. See you in the game!

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