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LuckyCharmMC Server
lucky charm tradition, lucky charm privacy, sentimental value, coworker expectations, coworker conflictAre you tired of coworkers trying to steal your lucky charm duck with a top hat? Join our Minecraft server where lucky charms are banned and everyone gets their own stress-relieving quirky figurine! No more passive-aggressive comments or cold shoulders, just pure chaotic fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you find the rare diamond duck with a monocle, you’ll have the best luck in the game! So come join us and leave your workplace drama behind for a ducktastic adventure! -
AbuSMP – A Server So Vanilla, It’s Almost As Bland as the Real World – 1.19.2
SMP Vanilla Modded Community North America Fabric Whitelisted Discord New season Waypoints Waystones Ores Armor sets Claim system Griefing Cheating Trading market Economy Progress reset Farms, 1.19.2, Vanilla, world, realAbuSMP Minecraft Server Overview
Server Location Montreal, Canada Discord https://discord.gg/Q6eHFucndJ About AbuSMP
The AbuSMP server started off as just a Realms server with 4 friends, and later expanded to a modded Minecraft experience that we wanted to share with others. We are a very small community based in North America – and by small, I mean, very small. We are only looking to have at most 20 members.
AbuSMP continues to maintain its culture of a “SMP with the boys” type of server, and wants to instill this culture of play within new members. This is a place for you to join and relax, have fun and mess around.
We are running a Fabric 1.19.2 server with carefully curated mods that enhance the vanilla experience.
Features
- Vanilla+ server with a growing modpack
- Claim and container locking system
- No-tolerance policy for cheating and exploits
- Server trading market
- Recent season reset for a fresh start
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer Is the server Vanilla+? Yes, we aim to enhance the vanilla experience with mods that do not heavily alter gameplay. How can I join the server? Join our Discord and introduce yourself to be whitelisted. Is there a claim system to protect builds? Yes, we have a claim and container locking system in place. Are there rules against cheating? We have a strict no-tolerance policy for cheating, exploits, and glitches. Has the server recently reset? Yes, we have started a new season for a fresh start with new players. -
WokeCraft SMP – Why is everything so woke/gay now?
Tired of all the woke and gay drama on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we only deal with the most ridiculous and outrageous shenanigans! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and meme lords, so get ready for non-stop laughter and chaos. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life! -
MomStopBodyComments Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your mom constantly commenting on your growing boobs? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one cares about the size of your chest!On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one will mention your boobs, unless you want them to! We have a strict no boob talk policy, so you can finally feel comfortable and secure in your own skin.
Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cave filled with magical boob-reducing potions. Join now and embark on a quest to find them and shrink those pesky boobs once and for all!
So, say goodbye to boob comments and hello to a boob-free Minecraft experience. Join our server today and leave the boob talk behind!
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UglyBoyfriendGoneWild
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your love life? Join our server where we embrace all kinds of relationships, even if others think they’re "ugly"! Just like how people call your boyfriend ugly, they might call our server crazy – but hey, who cares what they think?
Imagine a world where you can build a castle with your cute round-faced boyfriend, surrounded by haters who just don’t get it. Show them that love comes in all shapes and sizes, just like our server’s creations. And if anyone tries to hate on your love or our server, tell them to go f*** themselves – just like you do in real life!
So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where love knows no bounds, and where being called "ugly" is just a reason to laugh. Who needs haters when you have a supportive community of gamers who understand that true beauty lies in the pixels of the game? Let’s build a world where love conquers all, and where being called an asshole is just a badge of honor. See you in the game, lovebirds!
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SuperPowerPlayz Minecraft SMP
Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine blocks faster than anyone else? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where every player gets a random superpower assigned to them at the start of each day. Want to be able to fly like a chicken? Done. How about shooting fireballs from your hands like a deranged wizard? We got you covered.But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within its lair. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon gets to keep all the diamonds AND gains the ability to turn into a dragon themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner superhero in the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!
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HeartbreakCraft
Are you still crying over that one TV show that got canceled before you could find out what happened next? Well, cry no more, my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have all the endings to every canceled TV show ever! That’s right, we’ve got exclusive sneak peeks into the lost episodes of your favorite series, from the epic conclusion of “Firefly” to the shocking twist in “Twin Peaks”! Join our server now and finally get the closure you’ve been desperately seeking. Who needs Netflix when you’ve got Minecraft? -
MoonBaseMadness
hey gamers, do you ever dream of building a moon base with your bros? well guess what, kazakhstan and china are teaming up to make that dream a reality on our minecraft server! join now for the chance to be a moon base architect and show off your out-of-this-world building skills.imagine mining for moon rocks and battling space creepers while floating in zero gravity. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is hiding out on the dark side of the moon, waiting to challenge brave adventurers.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on this epic journey to the moon and beyond! who knows, you might even discover a secret alien civilization or uncover the mysteries of the universe. see you on the dark side, gamers! 🌑🚀👾
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UpDownCraft
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. our admin once fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of raw potatoes. join us if u wanna experience the most epic and ridiculous adventures in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every friday night. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness!