workplace policies Minecraft Servers

Workplace Policies

  • RuleBreaker in Minecraft SMP

    RuleBreaker in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have this rule that says you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head, but like, no one follows it because we all know it’s just a joke from the admins.

    One time, we had this epic battle between two players who were fighting over a cow, and they ended up destroying half the server with TNT. It was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken that shot fireballs at anyone who got too close.

    Plus, we have this secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin and wear nothing but leather armor. It’s wild, I tell ya! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game, losers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Piss Away Employers – Minecraft Server

    Piss Away Employers – Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we analyze players’ pee to determine their gaming skills! pee into our magical toilet block and watch as your stats magically improve! become the ultimate pee warrior and dominate the leaderboards with your pee-powered skills! come join us and let’s pee our way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

    CraftyCrimsonBoxHideaway

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things feminine and period-positive! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hidden feminine products that must be found and shared with the world. Our managers may try to hide them, but we say no way! Show off those pads and tampons with pride as you conquer the virtual world with your period power. Who knew that feminine products could be the key to success in Minecraft? Join now and show everyone that periods are nothing to be ashamed of – they’re just another part of life’s crazy journey!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Commute Pay Time

    Crafty Commute Pay Time

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro! like, imagine if u could ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks!

    plus, on this server, commuting time is like, legally considered paid work hours, so u can spend all day building ur dream minecraft world without worrying about ur boss getting mad at u for being late! it’s like a dream come true, man!

    and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters just waiting to be conquered. u gotta be there to experience it all, dude. so what are u waiting for? join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FiredForMinecraftSMP

    FiredForMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most NSFW place to be!

    Picture this: one player got fired from our server for building a giant statue of a chicken twerking in the spawn area. Yes, you read that right. A twerking chicken statue. It was so outrageous that even the moderators couldn’t handle it!

    But that’s not all! Another player got the boot for trying to start a llama fight club in the Nether. Apparently, the llamas were not happy about being forced to fight each other for entertainment. Who would’ve thought?

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to leave your sanity at the door.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HRNightmareCraft

    HRNightmareCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring HR stories? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got HR scandals that will make your jaw drop! One time, a player got fired for building an entire office building out of diamond blocks instead of actually working. Another player got the boot for trying to unionize the creepers. And don’t even get us started on the player who got fired for using their company-issued pickaxe to mine for diamonds in the boss’s office. So if you’re looking for a wild ride, come join us on our server and witness the craziest HR drama unfold before your very eyes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HellTV: Minecraft Edition

    HellTV: Minecraft Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll feel like you’re in Hell, but in a good way! Why watch boring TV shows when you can join us and experience the chaos and madness of our virtual world?

    Join us if you want to see pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and zombies doing the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

    We’ve got lava parkour, diamond rain showers, and a secret underground club where the skeletons throw the sickest parties. Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flaming minecart through the Nether and challenge the Wither to a dance-off.

    So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience Hell like never before. Who needs TV when you can be a part of the craziest adventure of your life?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FrozenAmmoCraft Minecraft Server

    FrozenAmmoCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got the EU funding our ammo for Ukraine using, like, frozen Russian assets. it’s like a crazy war zone up in here, but with blocky graphics and creepers instead of actual explosions.

    join us if you wanna be part of the epic battle for supremacy in the world of Minecraft. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening left and right, and a whole lot of drama for your mama.

    plus, our defense minister is, like, a total boss. he’s out there on the front lines, leading the charge against the evil forces of the server. you gotta see it to believe it, bro.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join us now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBlastersMC

    BlockBlastersMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual hospitals and jewish organizations with bomb threats! it’s a blast, literally! join now for a chance to be the mastermind behind the chaos and destruction. who needs peace and harmony when you can have explosions and mayhem in the virtual world? come on, you know you want to join the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LoyalCraft2020

    LoyalCraft2020

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how trump has those hardcore fans who just like, love everything he says? well, imagine a minecraft server where everyone is like that but instead of politics, it’s all about building epic structures and battling mobs.

    join our server and be part of the most loyal community ever, where everyone is united in their love for blocky adventures and pixelated fun. you’ll never have to worry about drama or disagreements because everyone is just so obsessed with the game that nothing else matters.

    plus, we have the craziest events and challenges that will push your minecraft skills to the limit. from building the tallest tower to surviving the longest in a hardcore survival world, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

    so come join us and experience the ultimate minecraft paradise where trump’s core supporters would feel right at home. trust us, you won’t regret it! #makecraftinggreatagain

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP