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  • ChipThiefDoubleDate

    ChipThiefDoubleDate
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 4947
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward double dates and never have to worry about someone touching your food again! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy antics and hilarious mishaps.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend’s girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts throwing cutlery at you for even daring to look at her plate. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any food-related attacks!

    Embark on quests to find the legendary Curley fries that will bring peace to the land and unite all players in harmony. Or maybe just build a giant statue of a potato to show your dedication to the cause.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the drama of a double date gone wrong, all while building your own virtual world and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Don’t be the asshole, join us today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CerealKiller in Minecraft SMP

    CerealKiller in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 3925
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 33 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feast on the tears of your enemies for breakfast! Our server is filled with drama, betrayal, and epic battles that will leave you craving for more. Who needs cereal when you can start your day with a side of revenge and a sprinkle of chaos? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • QuitCraft: Day One Disaster

    QuitCraft: Day One Disaster
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 7541
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 308 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Villages Defended: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring job that makes you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from reality!

    Picture this: you’re at work, staring at your computer screen, when suddenly a creeper explodes right in your boss’s office! Chaos ensues as zombies start taking over the break room and skeletons are holding meetings in the conference room.

    But don’t worry, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to fight off the evil mobs and save the office from destruction. Plus, who needs a boring job when you can become a master builder and create your own virtual empire?

    So say goodbye to that soul-sucking job and join our Minecraft server today for a wild adventure like no other! Who needs a paycheck when you can have diamonds and enchanted gear instead?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition

    ChubbyCraft: Meat & Booze Edition
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 1876
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2629 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a party in your computer! Join us and escape from the rising obesity-related cancer rates in China! We promise our virtual world is free from all that unhealthy stuff. Plus, we have a secret potion that makes you immune to Westernized lifestyle influences like meat and alcohol. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server. It’s like a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about cancer rates or any of that boring real life stuff. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s get this party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BritCraft Minecraft Server

    BritCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 1548
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 44 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly llama wearing a top hat. Why, you ask? Because on our server, llamas are the rulers and they demand to be treated like royalty!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Tea Temple, where players can sip on the finest virtual tea while battling it out in epic PvP matches. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Cup of Infinite Tea, rumored to grant wishes to those who drink from it (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not include unlimited diamonds).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Cookie Caves, where players can mine for delicious cookies instead of boring old diamonds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a ride on the Flying Pig Express, a magical rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the skies.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a tea-riffic time filled with llamas, cookies, and flying pigs! It’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc

    Minecraft SMP: /Heem/ Havoc
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 7166
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2436 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Whispering Caves Entered: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other!

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server! These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have enchanted armor and weapons that will put up a fight like you’ve never seen before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie who likes to drop some killer beats (literally)!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava! It’s a wild ride that will have you screaming with excitement (or terror).

    So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyMomFatShameNoKids

    CraftyMomFatShameNoKids
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 9300
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with toxic family members who body shame your kids? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a world of blocky adventures where nobody will ever tell you that you’re fat and need to lose weight to be attractive.

    Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their size or shape. We even have a special ice cream parlor where you can order as many scoops as you want without any judgment. And if anyone dares to body shame you or your kids, our virtual chaperones will swoop in to shut them down!

    So come join us and leave the real world behind. Let’s build a community where body positivity reigns supreme and grandma can’t ruin Liam’s birthday with her fat-shaming antics. See you in the game, where the only weight that matters is the weight of your diamond armor!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP

    UnlikedFriend Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 6437
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too serious and not enough shenanigans are happening? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your blocky butt off!

    Join our server if you want to witness the craziest pranks, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous builds you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We once had a player who built a giant toilet just because they thought it was hilarious – that’s the kind of creativity we encourage here!

    And if you’re wondering if your friend doesn’t like you, just ask them to join our server. If they refuse, well, that’s a pretty obvious sign that they don’t want to have a blast with you in the most chaotic Minecraft world ever created. So leave those boring servers behind and come join us for some wild and wacky fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HourLeftMC

    HourLeftMC
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 4957
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the same feeling of endless entertainment! Our server is so jam-packed with fun and excitement that you’ll be saying “holy shit, there’s still another hour left” every time you play. From epic battles with dragons to building towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride that will have you glued to your screen for hours on end!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains

    UkraineCraft: From Russia with Grains
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 4339
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9750 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of russia exporting grain from occupied territories of ukraine to iran IN BLOCK FORM! build your own grain empire and trade with other players for epic loot. beware of the ukrainian rebels trying to steal your crops, they will stop at nothing to get their hands on your precious wheat. join now and become the ultimate grain tycoon in the world of minecraft!

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