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Corey’s Hammer Mill Adventure 1.20.1
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something cray-cray. We got giant hammer mills that grind up players like Corey. I know, right? It’s like a twisted version of Willy Wonka’s factory, but instead of chocolate, it’s player guts. So come join the fun and see if you can survive the hammer mill of doom. It’s a real blast, I swear. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be turned into human smoothie in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate thrill, bro. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness firsthand. -
BlockyNSFWLand
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!Join us if you want to witness the most NSFW things you’ve ever seen in a virtual world. From pixelated parties that would make your grandma blush to scandalous sheep shenanigans, our server is where the real action is at.
One time, a player accidentally spawned a giant, flying, rainbow-colored llama that rained down glitter and chaos on the entire server. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So, if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and dive headfirst into a world of absolute madness, join our server today. Just be prepared to see things that you can never unsee…and have a ton of laughs along the way!
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CarryOn Shuffle Minecraft Server
Are you tired of dealing with entitled passengers on flights? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone gets their own personal space, no matter how tall they are! No more arguments over overhead bin space or legroom, just peaceful building and crafting in a world where everyone respects each other’s boundaries. Join now and say goodbye to in-flight drama! -
CoitusInjuriesMC SMP
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! I mean, I once accidentally punched a creeper while trying to hug it, and let me tell you, that explosion was nothing compared to the time I fell off a cliff while trying to build a rollercoaster in the sky. And don’t even get me started on the time I accidentally set my own house on fire because I thought lava would make a cool decoration.But seriously, this server is lit AF, we have the craziest mods and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. Plus, the community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing your butt off the whole time. So come join us and let’s see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans we can get into together! #MinecraftSMPGoals #CreeperHugsGoneWrong #LavaDecorForDays ðĪŠðĨð
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CreeperSaidUrMomGay
insulting remarks, discourteous behavior, CreeperSaidUrMomGay, impolite remarks, derogatory commentsAre you tired of getting griefed by noobs on other servers? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about rude comments again! Our community is so wholesome, the worst insult you’ll hear is “your diamond armor looks like it was made by a creeper!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who banishes trolls to the Nether realm. So come join us and experience a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your enemies’ bases, not your self-esteem! -
BritTroopz Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where thousands of british troops are leading a major nato exercise in eastern europe. why, you ask? well, because we have secret treasure hidden all over the map that only the bravest and most skilled players can find! plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like you’re actually fighting in a real war (but without all the actual danger, of course). so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other! -
NipponSteelCraftsUSA
come join our epic minecraft server where we block japan from buying steel because biden said so! like wtf biden, let us play minecraft in peace without your steel drama. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. we promise no steel drama, just pure minecraft madness. come build, mine, and explore with us as we navigate the wild world of blocky adventures. who needs steel when you have diamonds and creepers to worry about? join now for a steel-free good time! -
Bark Name Selector
join dis epic server where u can find ur true calling as a dog whisperer!! ðķðĢïļwe got dogs dat can bark ur name, like wut?? u ain’t never seen dat before, right?! ðĪŊðĪŊ
imagine walking around da server and suddenly a dog comes up to u and barks “STEVE” and u like “OMG DATS MY NAME” ðð
come join us and experience da magic of doggy communication, u won’t regret it!! ððŪ
also, rumor has it dat there’s a secret underground dog disco where u can dance with ur furry friends all night long ðšðū
so wut u waiting for?? join now and become da ultimate dog whisperer on dis wild server!! ððķðŦ