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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 1862 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 104 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.
our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.
build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.
come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).