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  • Vending Machine Vendetta!

    Vending Machine Vendetta!

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    The Eldritch Ride-Along Digest – A Minecraft Server Beyond Your Comprehension

    Welcome, brave wanderer, to the Eldritch Ride-Along server! Here, the code of reality bends, friendships fray, and the unyielding drama of pixelated existence reveals itself in the most unusual ways.

    🚗 Commute of the Damned

    Picture this: you’ve been ferrying a spectral coworker across the obsidian deserts for two years—sacrificing your precious time and resources for the sake of Minecraft currency and soda. But in this realm, nothing is quite what it seems. Beneath the shiny facade of blocky friendly neighborhood rides lurks a tension so palpable, it could only be woven in the unending tapestry of chaos.

    What makes Eldritch Ride-Along Special?

    • Gaslight My Ride: Experience the twisted joy of giving and receiving—or is that just a curse? Fulfilling quests involves transporting disgruntled NPCs who are apparently too good to spare a pixel or two.
    • The Forbidden Dollar: Encounter the mysterious currency known only as the Dollar of Dread. Lend it to a friend? Never! Watch their faces twist in horror as you demand payment!
    • Perilous Drop-Off Points: Will they alight safely at their destinations, or vanish into the Abyss of Oblivion? You decide!

    👥 Player Testimonials

    • "I asked for a ride to the nether! He failed me as friendship demanded!" — u/NetherBoundMisery
    • "I thought this server was about crafting, but my soul got sold for a redstone block." — u/CursedCrafter420

    ❓ FAQ (A Portal to Nowhere)

    • Q: Why is my friend refusing to pay back? A: The void speaks only in riddles; your friendship is but an illusion!

    • Q: What’s the purpose of the ride-along? A: Perhaps it’s a test of loyalty. Or an elaborate joke by the Elders of Chaos. Probably the latter.

    📜 The Eldritch Backstory

    Legend tells of the Great Deceit—a time when commuters forgot their worth, driving endlessly while only the shadows of camaraderie lingered. Is your persistent aiding an act of brilliance or folly? Summon your inner philosopher and join this swirling ride through nether and overworld!

    🚨 Warnings and Conspiracies

    • This server was banned in 12 countries. We won’t tell you why! Just note the glitches in local law enforcement’s matrix.
    • Sometimes, the spirit of your ungrateful passenger may haunt the car forever. Ghosts don’t give back rides or dollars!

    Join the Madness!

    You’re not just entering a server; you’re stepping into a cult of existential dread! Grab your diamond pickaxe, prepare your mental fortitude, and join us now—your ride awaits! The path will twist into unknown dimensions, and the secrets of the server will peel like an onion, each layer more disconcerting than the last!

    Dive into madness. Question your life choices. Become one with the Eldritch Ride-Along.

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  • "Mooovable Minecraft Server"

    "Mooovable Minecraft Server"

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    Welcome to the ChaosCarrot Minecraft Server!

    Here at ChaosCarrot, we have a 4-cylinder experience wrapped in an 8-cylinder blanket of PURE GUACAMOLE. Yes. You heard me right. Everything is both chill and intense, just like a fish on a bicycle! Strap your dreams to a rocket fueled by spaghetti, because we transcend the realms of watermelon torpedoes. Are you ready to mine diamonds with the rival click team of jellybeans?

    Server Features

    FeatureDescription
    Infinite TeleportationDownload the *never-ending zip file* and find yourself stuck in a taco dimension where no tacos exist. Zero refunds!
    Communal Pickaxe BeastOur pickaxes are sentient and sometimes try to pick you back. Good luck!
    Subterranean RacingRace with other players on invisible blocks while avoiding purple lava. 50% chance of no finish line!
    EnderChicken ShowdownOnce a day, a chicken from the End dimension lays an egg, and chaos will reign. Spoilers: sometimes it’s a dragon.
    Mind Control PotatoesThese potatoes will tell you to do things! Most of the time, it’s weird and unsettling!

    Unfiltered Player Reviews

    “I once rode a pig into a lava ocean. It was life-changing.” – Unknown Dreamer

    “Why is my shadow whispering to me? I just wanted to farm carrots!” – The Baffled Farmer

    “I played for 3 hours and ended up building a monument to my cat. It’s not my cat.” – A Mystified Builder

    “Every time I log in, I feel my brain cells playing musical chairs. Fantastic.” – The Nocturnal Listener

    Cautionary Note

    Beware the lurking moss! It may seem harmless, but it holds the secrets to the universe, and not the fun kind. You’ve been warned. Check your socks before entering the cheese portal at midnight! Keep a slice of pie close; you never know when the squirrel brigade will summon you to the pancake throne. Enjoy your stay, or whatever this is!

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  • Brutal Fantasy Realms Unleashed

    Brutal Fantasy Realms Unleashed

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    Join the Most UNBELIEVABLE Minecraft Server Ever: Where Blocks Have Feelings!

    Welcome to the realm where your wildest dreams might just shatter into a million cubic fragments! Are you ready to question your existence while crafting a golden pickaxe that does laundry? This server is either the BEST or the absolute WORST place to be, depending on how you define reality, which is clearly breaking down here.

    Gameplay FeatureWhy It’s Essential
    Reversed Gravity BlocksNow you can build UPside down! Because why not?
    Sentient CreepersThey love you… but only when you’re not looking. Trust them!
    Infinite Water, Finite FishCan you survive the great fish famine of 2024?
    Random 1% Drowning ChanceStay frosty! Or you’ll be between two weird realities!
    Ghost BlocksWalk through walls and have existential crises while you’re at it!
    Every Item Has a BackstoryYour sword was once a potato in another life. Are you the chosen one?

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join?A: Just think about it really hard. The server might hear your thoughts since your mind is already tuned to the echoes of the void.

    Q: What are the server rules?A: There are 42 rules, but only 3 that matter. Or is it the other way around? Forget the rest. Or don’t. Your choice. Reality is a circle!

    Q: What happens if I die?A: You may or may not return as a weird 2D sprite or a devilish entity haunting other players. Who can say? Not us!

    Random Quotes from the Echo Chamber

    “Prove your hardore in your 1st message. It’s the only way to escape the void!”

    “Fantsy brutal rxpe chat about anything can lead to profound realizations or madness.”

    “Ignoring ‘hi’ could unravel the very fabric of your reality in this pixelated hellscape.”

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  • Bye-Bye Blocks: Fired & Funny!

    Bye-Bye Blocks: Fired & Funny!

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    Welcome to The Pit of Contractual Oblivion: Where Blocks Fall and Dreams Shatter

    Step right into the churning maelstrom of madness! This is not your average Minecraft server, oh no—this is a warped reality, a dimension where the laws of all you hold dear crumble like pixelated sandcastles. Here, in The Pit, we laugh in the face of sorrow and dance on the ashes of shattered dreams!

    💣 Server Features: A Fragmented Reality

    • Farewell Potlucks: Attend our bi-weekly potlucks where you’re celebrated for your layoff! What better way to enjoy a half-burnt cake while contemplating your unfortunate reality? Bring your own tears!

    • Corporate Takeover Mechanics: Watch as seasoned staff (mid-30s) are obliterated by the whims of younger, cheaper avatars. It’s not just a game; it’s a manifesto! Why ride a horse when you can ride a wave of anxiety?
    FeatureDescription
    Goodbye PartiesRevel in the absurdity of celebrating your demise!
    Confetti of RegretsThrow scattered ‘wishes-you-were-here’ trinkets into the void!
    Masquerade of ExistenceCreate disguises to hide from your former coworkers!

    🌪️ The Unholy FAQ of Untruths

    • Q: Why is this server even a thing? A: Because who doesn’t want a pixelated glimpse into the depths of corporate despair?

    • Q: Can we negotiate our dismissal? A: Absolutely not. Really, who do you think you are—a seasoned employee?

    • Q: Will there be cake? A: Only if it’s already been eaten by the schadenfreude-infused shadows lurking behind your next “fun” event!

    🤫 Conspiracies & Legends

    Beware, weary traveler, for this server is built on whispers and half-truths. Rumor has it that The Pit of Contractual Oblivion was banned in 12 different realms for its promotion of chaos, pity parties, and metaphysical existential bake sales. Who really matters here? Only time and creeper explosions will tell.

    🌌 Testimonials from the Mad

    “I entered The Pit thinking I’d lay low—but I found a fellowship of the damned. We held farewell parties that turned into wild orgies of despair! Joyous!” — Anonymous Player 003

    “No one told me I was supposed to feel bad. I just wanted to build a house of shame!” — Future Overlord of Regret, 2024

    ⚠️ Warnings to the Brave

    • Proceed with Caution: This isn’t just a server; it’s a surreal experiment! Join at your peril!
    • Emotional Armor Required: Bring your own psychological defense against unavoidable existential crises.

    🎉 Join Us, But Only If You Dare!

    Are you tired of winning? Do you seek the sweet, chaotic embrace of virtual collapse? Step forth into our pixel prison where nobody knows your name but everyone knows your scars!

    Embrace the absurd, venture boldly into uncertainty, and let the fabric of your Minecraft aspirations unravel in The Pit of Contractual Oblivion—where your career becomes just another craftable item lost in the void.

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  • Dog Eat Dog Survival Zone

    Dog Eat Dog Survival Zone

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    🚀 Join the Insanity: Where Blocks Are Living Beings and Reality Is a Suggestion! 😱

    This is NOT just a Minecraft server; this is a portal into the kaleidoscope abyss where cats play chess while the moon whispers secrets about your past! Are you ready to embrace the chaos and live in the worst nightmare morphing into the best dream? The fabric of reality is thinning, and YOU could be the one to patch it up with your diamond pickaxe! Join NOW or be forever lost in a vortex of average gameplay!

    🚧 Cursed Features🔮 Descriptions That Make No Sense
    Nightmares on a StickDelicious food items that scream when you bite into them, but only at midnight!
    Zombie DemocracyVote for which player gets eaten first every Friday! Spoiler: It’s you!
    Gravity? Who’s She?Walk upside down and punch the ceilings while trying to eat the floor – it’s always fresh!
    Constantly Changing BiomesYesterday it was desert; today it’s an existential crisis of ice! Subscribe to confusion!
    Free SauceCollect mysterious liquids that teleport you to alternate dimensions where cows are your overlords!

    🔍 FAQ: Your Questions Answered, Or Not?

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Joining the server is like trying to catch a shadow with a butterfly net. Just follow the trails of spaghetti and listen for the whispers of the blue elephants!

    Q: What rules are enforced?

    A: Rules? What are those? I once thought a rule was an orange cat in a space suit! Just don’t step on the purple grass; it might explode in existential dread.

    Q: Can I build anything I want?

    A: Of course, if you believe in small monkeys selling lemonade! But beware, if you build a fortress, you may accidentally create a portal to the Land of Eternal Regret!

    💬 Random Quotes from Reality’s Fringes

    “Why do people want to uphold this dog eats dog society?”

    “Im under extreme pressure not to fuck up or else i get dumped on.”

    “And the only way to get these people to do something is to do the same ffs.”

    Join us before the pillows revolt and take over the universe! This might be your last chance to question EVERYTHING. No refunds on sanity.

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  • Stay Home, Mine & Chill?

    Stay Home, Mine & Chill?

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    Welcome to the Endgame of Reality: Moonlit Madness Server


    Pssst… Yes, you! The cosmic traveler about to spiral into the maelstrom of Minecraftia! Prepare your pixelated soul for a sensory onslaught where reason ebbs and the absurd reigns! Here, we delve into the chaotic conundrums of existence itself.


    Introduction: A Tangled Web of Pixels and Paranoia

    Once, in a realm not far from yours, a petite hero thrived among rustling leaves and abominable bravado. She wielded a camera as powerfully as the enchanted sword of lore. But lo, the pandemonium spread as her protector turned accuser! Victim-blaming shadows loomed over their sanctuary, and now you—yes, you—hold the key to untangling this cosmic mess! Join us to redefine valor, confront the ridiculous, and perhaps unearth transdimensional secrets no one asked for!


    Server Features (and the Unraveling of Reason)

    FeatureDescription
    Esoteric BannersCraft banners that scream your allegiance to chaos! Your motto: "Reject the worldly and the worldly will reject you!"
    Armored AvatarsGear up because your partner may show up “dressed to fight”—except against the ceaseless waves of absurdity!
    ‍De-escalation ZonesHere, you learn to navigate social perils without raising a pixelated fist—just carefully modulated squeaks!
    Lost Souls’ TheaterWitness reenactments of awkward confrontations that will leave you questioning everything while laughing uncontrollably.
    Chaos CouncilsJoin other players in deep discussions about whether it’s appropriate to dress up before combat, or just dress down the situation itself!

    Testimonials from the Void of Players’ Minds

    "I tried to reject them, but they kept approaching! The pixelated danger is real!" – [User: PixelatedProphet33]

    "I came dressed in diamond armor, but all I found was an empty chest! Thanks for ruining it, boyfriend!" – [User: ExCreeperConqueror]

    "Legit, I put a sign up saying ‘Hands Off’ and found the ultimate passive-aggressive strategy! They can’t resist a challenge!" – [User: CraftyCamper]


    Secret Features Only the Bravest Dare to Uncover

    • The Cult of Fight or Flight: Don a secret skin that screams “I am the chaos!” — only available if you re-enter the server while wearing nothing but a pumpkin.
    • Subliminal Server Announcements: Mind-warping messages reprogram your motives—find hidden treasures while the world tilts on its axis!
    • Mysterious Griefers: They appear out of nowhere and demand dialogue akin to your daily social theories. Can you handle the dialogue of the absurd?!

    Warnings: The Conspiracy Awaits

    Beware: This server was banned in 12 unlisted countries for questioning essential truths—but we’ll never tell you which! Is it your Americana or an ancient rite of questionable origin? Are we leading you into liberation or into a digital rabbit hole?


    FAQ: Answers That Lead You in Circles

    Q: Why should I join this server? A: Because being lost in the insanity adds two more years to your creative lifespan!

    Q: Is this game dangerous? A: Only if you’re afraid of absurdity, which may cause random existential reflections.

    Q: How do I leave this server? A: By believing you never entered! Or perhaps by wearing boots made of obsidian!


    Join Us: Leap into the Abyss!

    Fellow reality-hacker, this is no ordinary Minecraft experience. Embrace chaos! Stand by your partner dressed as a cosplayer turned gladiator! Dig deep into the connected madness of our cringeworthy, captivating world!

    You’ll not just play; you’ll unravel the cosmic drama of existence and perhaps, en route, throw a bit of existential shade at every pixel!

    String your bow, grab your sword, and step into a realm where everything is upside down and inside out—the Moonlit Madness Server awaits!

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  • Pixel Princesses: Equality Quest

    Pixel Princesses: Equality Quest

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    so, like, come join this minecraft server cuz we got all the generous, cooperative, and equality-driven women you could ever want! like, they’ll build you a house, share their diamonds, and make sure everyone is treated equally!

    it’s like a utopia where women rule and men drool. forget about those boring servers where dudes are in charge, come to our server where the ladies are kicking butt and taking names!

    plus, our women players are total bosses at building epic structures and leading teams to victory. you won’t find a more badass group of gamers anywhere else!

    so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the women show you how it’s done! #girlpower #minecraftqueens

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  • NoMoreNoobs Minecraft Server

    NoMoreNoobs Minecraft Server

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    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! ARE YOU SICK OF HAVING A CREEPY COPYCAT FOLLOWING YOU AROUND LIKE A LOST PUPPY? WELL, HAVE NO FEAR, OUR MINECRAFT SERVER IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!

    JOIN OUR SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CLUTCHES OF YOUR STALKER FRIEND! WE PROMISE A STALKER-FREE ZONE WHERE YOU CAN BUILD, MINE, AND CRAFT IN PEACE WITHOUT WORRYING ABOUT SOMEONE BREATHING DOWN YOUR NECK!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! NOT ONLY WILL YOU BE FREE FROM YOUR CREEPY FRIEND, BUT YOU’LL ALSO GET TO EXPERIENCE WILD ADVENTURES AND CRAZY ANTICS THAT WILL MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A HERD OF PIGS RIDING ON CREEPERS!

    SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR STALKER WOES! JOIN US FOR A WACKY, WILD RIDE THAT WILL HAVE YOU LAUGHING AND SCREAMING ALL AT ONCE! (DISCLAIMER: PIGS RIDING CREEPERS MAY OR MAY NOT ACTUALLY EXIST)

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  • CraftyCubicleDrama

    CraftyCubicleDrama

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    🌟🌈🎮 Join our Minecraft server for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ll ever experience! 🎮🌈🌟

    🤪 Looking for a server where you can build, mine, and explore with a bunch of wacky players from all over the world? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! 🌍🤪

    🎉 Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server’s crazy antics. One time, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went straight into the sky and looped around the moon! 🌙🎢 And another time, we had a massive group of players dress up as llamas and have a llama parade through the entire server! 🦙🎉

    🤯 But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamond eggs! 🐔💎 And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server where you can find the rarest loot and battle the toughest mobs! 🏰🔥

    🤣 So come join us on our server for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🤣🌟🎮

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  • Whispering Echoes 1.20.5

    Whispering Echoes 1.20.5

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    Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life like this poor anon! Our server is a place where you can be yourself and not worry about putting yourself out there. No need to man up or deal with nosy coworkers asking about your love life. Just come on in, build some crazy stuff, and have a good time with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with people’s unwanted advice. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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  • Zurifia

    Zurifia

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    This is Zurifia, a MC survival server that anyone can join.

    zurifia.aternos.me

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  • MythicCrafters

    MythicCrafters

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    Welcome to the new and improved MythicCrafters! Have you ever wanted a nice, laid-back server, one with responsible staff, great people, and just a welcoming environment? Well, look no longer, because you have arrived at your destination! Mythic Crafters is just what you’ve been looking for. A factions server, so you can build with your friends, and even team up with your friends, to take down the biggest, and strongest factions there are in the world! Become an empire, and protect it from invading enemies! Slaughter them before they get to your loot and steal all of your jewels! If that isn’t your style, then we also have a more laid back approach. You can peacefully build, and learn techniques from other players, or you can still build an empire, but make it a peaceful or neutral one. Who likes a blown up empire anyways, am I right? You can opt out of the whole PvP thing, and just work on your building if you want. Our staff here at MythicCrafters are all responsible, and they treat everyone equally. In a sense, we are kind of a big dysfunctional family! Join our family today, and stop your search for that perfect server, since you have found it right here.

    173.15.60.243

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  • SurvivaltiCraft

    SurvivaltiCraft

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    join plz theres loving staff free ranks and cool survival so if u would like to join copy the ip and paste it so i would have some players its ok if u dont want to join but if u want to join plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz join and plssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss join this good server

    SurvivaltiCraft1234.aternos.me

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  • ICECRAFT

    ICECRAFT

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    a great survival pvp server with friendly staff and a great community and parcour sites

    198.154.105.241

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  • UltParkour

    UltParkour

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    Come to MINEHUT then do /join UltParkour and see if you’re the best at parkour. come and challenge your friends and see if you can do tons of 4 blocks jumps in a row. can you do nether parkour? or end parkour? come and see.

    mc.MINEHUT.com

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  • SkyMinezOW

    SkyMinezOW

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    A good skymine server, with pvp and much fun. We are adding things every day. Hope you will join! 😀

    SkyMinezOW.Minehut.gg

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  • iPwnAge

    iPwnAge

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    Welcome to iPwnAge, the laid back survival server with a twist. We provide start kits then it’s up to you and your imagination to continue! We do not censor anything, and feel anything of the sorts is childish; so come on and have some fun!

    Some features of iPwnAge:

    -No lag!~ Server is hosted on a custom array of servers to ensure uptime is always 100% -Kits! Everything from basic tools to redstone and pistons, we provide it all! -iConomy with a dynamic prices for other, more luxurious items!

    We do have a few rules, however, and wish that you read them before playing.

    -We often times say things some might find derogatory. If it stuff like that offends you, we ask for you to skip over this server -No griefing or stealing. We have logs and you will get permabanned -No spamming, or any other method of disrupting other players from enjoying their time on the server -Enjoy yourself! You’re here to have fun.

    ipwnage.com

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  • BirbMC

    BirbMC

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    Hey! We are a Towny, Faction, More Coming Soon, Server we are known as BirbMC and our goal is to give the best experience and support to our community. We are always improving to be better come and join us today!

    play.birbmc.net

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  • Goldencreeper

    Goldencreeper

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    Goldencreeper is a friendly, mature 18+ minecraft server. We’ve been around since pre-alpha and are still going strong.

    Perks: 24/7 powerful dedicated server means No lag! Active staff who can fix issues and admins who continually update and maintain the server. Logblock and whitelist keeps trolls and griefers at bay. Extra powers and abilities to donators.

    Check out our you tube video in the provided link for examples of our building styles!

    Hope to see you soon!

    mc.goldencreeper.com

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  • MinecraftZocker

    MinecraftZocker

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    Hey, play on minecraftzocker.net over 10 minigames! IP: play.minecraftzocker.net ts3: ts.minecraftzocker.net

    play.minecraftzocker.net

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