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GymBlocker Minecraft SMP
Bro, forget the gym, come join our Minecraft SMP instead! We have virtual workouts where you have to mine blocks and punch trees to get those gains. Plus, our server is so lit, we have a secret underground gym where you can battle mobs for your cardio. And don’t even get me started on our protein shake dispenser in the spawn area. It’s like, totally OP, bro. So what are you waiting for? Ditch the gym and join us for some epic Minecraft fitness fun! -
GymCraftin’ SMP
So, like, one day I was just mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And I was like, dang, my Minecraft character is looking a little chunky. So I was like, yo, I gotta get my Minecraft character in shape, you know? So I joined this totally rad SMP where everyone is super ripped and jacked in Minecraft. Like, we have competitions to see who can lift the most virtual blocks and stuff. It’s insane, bro. And like, the best part is, if you win a competition, you get a special enchanted protein shake that makes your Minecraft character even more buff. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this SMP, it’s a total game-changer for your Minecraft fitness journey. -
FitFam4Life – Minecraft SMP
So, like, dude, let me tell you about this totally wacky Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life, bro. Like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away and building your dirt hut, and you’re like, “Man, I wish there was a server where I could do that but also fight dragons and ride pigs into battle”? Well, look no further, my friend, because this server has it all.First off, the community is like a big ol’ family of derps who just want to have a good time and make some epic builds. We have this one guy who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak, like what even is that? And don’t even get me started on the time we all banded together to defeat the evil Ender Dragon by throwing potatoes at it until it cried and flew away.
But the real reason you should join this server is because it will motivate you to live a healthier lifestyle. Like, seriously, after spending hours running away from creepers and climbing mountains, you’ll be in the best shape of your life. Plus, all the virtual veggies you’ll be farming will make you crave salads in real life. It’s like magic, bro.
So come join us on this wild ride of epicness and insanity. Who knows, you might even find yourself riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie pigs. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re all in it together. Let’s do this, gamers!
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Sweat Chic: Plus Size Power
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN YOUR EXERCISE CLOTHES! PLUS-SIZE WOMEN, WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! JOIN US AND FEEL LIKE A QUEEN SLAYING DRAGONS IN YOUR YOGA PANTS! OUR SERVER WILL BOOST YOUR BODY CONFIDENCE AND MOTIVATE YOU TO BUILD THE BIGGEST CASTLE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW AND FEEL THE POWER OF YOUR WORKOUT GEAR! -
OlympicGymRush
so, like, forget the gym, come join this minecraft server instead, it’s like the olympics every day here, except with blocks and creepers and stuff.we got this epic parkour course that will make you sweat more than a gym session, and if you make it to the end, you get a virtual gold medal (not really, but it’s the thought that counts, right?).
and don’t even get me started on our pvp arena, it’s like a gladiator battle but with pickaxes and swords.
plus, our community is so supportive, it’s like having a personal trainer cheering you on every step of the way.
so ditch the gym and come get fit with us on this minecraft server, you won’t regret it (probably).
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BlockBeats Gym: Pain Distraction-Free!
so like, this server is like the gym for your brain, but instead of lifting weights, you’re lifting blocks. and instead of listening to music, you’re getting distracted by building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s like a workout for your creativity, bro. join us and feel the burn of endless possibilities in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. trust me, your brain will thank you for it. -
MotherInLawInvasionCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws lurking around your virtual house! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and most importantly, no unwanted visitors checking if your virtual house is clean enough for virtual babies.Our server is the perfect escape from real-life boundary violations and bizarre excuses. Say goodbye to worrying about sloth-like intruders and hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time without any unwanted guests.
So why join our server? Because we guarantee you won’t find any mother-in-laws trying to invade your virtual space. Plus, who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house possible? Join us now and let the fun begin!
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SubmarineCraft: Taiwan’s Defense Dive
come join our minecraft server, where we build submarines to protect against possible attacks from the PLA! we got billions of blocks to spare, so why not join us and help build 7 more submarines to defend our virtual world. who knew minecraft could be so intense and strategic? join now and be a part of the craziest underwater battles you’ve ever seen! -
MSvsAlzCraft: Brain Battle Edition
yo yo yo, listen up gamers! u wanna join dis lit minecraft server cuz we got da craziest shiznit goin on up in here! did u know dat playin on dis server can actually PROTECT u from gettin dat nasty Alzheimer’s disease? dat’s right, u heard me! we got da secret sauce to keep dem amyloid plaques away, all thanks to our magical MS patients who be holdin it down in dis virtual world. so come on over and join da fun, cuz ain’t no better way to fight off dem brain diseases than playin some blocky games with us! let’s get it, fam! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #ProtectYoBrain #JoinDaCraze -
Heal the Squad – Where even the creepers get a bandaid! EU edition
Server Overview No ranks / No economy / No shops / No TP PVP is enabled Rain is disabled Starter kit on first login (iron tools and food) Worldguard Protection for regulars CHEATING/SPAWNKILLING will get you banned Griefing/Stealing is allowed on unprotected area Farming is allowed Daily server backup FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Can I use cheats on the server?
No, cheating or spawn killing will result in a ban.
Is griefing allowed on the server?
Griefing and stealing are allowed on unprotected areas.
What do I get in the starter kit?
The starter kit includes iron tools and food for your initial gameplay.
How can I protect my area on the server?
Regular players are provided with Worldguard Protection to protect their areas from griefing.
Is there a discord server for the Minecraft server?
Yes, our discord server is: https://discord.gg/ZUqV8N2Q93
What is the server address?
The server address is healthesquad.com