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Glimmer Shores: Where PVP is just a friendly way to say hello! Version 1.21 available for all you rock dwellers.

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Dragon Eggs Found:	8461
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to Glimmer Shores!

At Glimmer Shores, we’re more than just a server; we’re a vibrant community dedicated to creating a safe, welcoming space for everyone to explore, build, and connect. Our server is constantly updated with the latest Minecraft features, ensuring an ever-evolving playground for your imagination.

🎉 Community First! Our dedicated Discord community is the heart of Glimmer Shores. Here, you can meet like-minded players, showcase your creations, and stay in the loop with server news and exclusive events. It’s the perfect place to share, learn, and grow with others who share your passion for Minecraft.

🚀 Ready to elevate your Minecraft experience? Join us at Glimmer Shores today! Adventure awaits!

Server Info

Version	1.21
Gamemode	Survival
Features	🏠 Claims 🛒 Shops 🔄 Trade System

Java IP: Glimmershores.net Bedrock IP: 51.81.13.122:19132

🌐 Community: Join our Discord: discord.gg/3gfCGqkeUt

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join using the Java IP: Glimmershores.net or the Bedrock IP: 51.81.13.122:19132
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	The server supports Minecraft version 1.21 and is available on both Java and Bedrock editions.
What are some of the features available on the server?	Some of the features include claims, shops, and a trade system for players to enjoy.

ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

American imperialism, ImperialCraft, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism control, imperialism criticism, imperialism debate, imperialism domination, imperialism effects, imperialism history, imperialism impact, imperialism in America, imperialism in the United States, imperialism in the US, imperialism influence, imperialism power, Minecraft, Server, United States imperialism, us foreign policy, US imperialism, US interventionism

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magic Items Found:	6197	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join our server where you can fight against US imperialism in a virtual world! Build your own anti-imperialist base, recruit an army of llamas to overthrow the capitalist pigs, and unleash chaos with our custom-made TNT cannons that shoot freedom and justice for all! Join now and be part of the revolution against the oppressive forces of US imperialism in Minecraft!

ProudlyJaponipSMPimpuc

90kg, ethnic korean, EURO, half, japonip, judo, Legit, lmfao, MEDAL, murao, orimpuc, Performance, Prideful, ProudlyJaponipSMPimpuc, silver

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Potions Brewed:	51	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Murao winning a silver medal in judo while being half euro and half Korean? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and a community that’s as diverse as Murao’s heritage. Who knows, you might even discover your own hidden talent for judo while playing on our server. So come on, join us and let’s create some legendary moments together!

DadDont@MeCraft

Assertiveness, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadDontMeCraft, dinner plans, Divorce, driving at night, family dynamics, family relationships, father daughter relationship, INDEPENDENCE, parental expectations, parenting, senior in high school, teenage autonomy, teenage independence, weekend plans, weekend visitation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Animals Bred:	76	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with divorced parent drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that family drama behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with other players who understand the struggle of divorced parents. Need to vent about your dad’s unreasonable demands? We’ve got players who will listen and support you through it all.

Plus, we have a special “Drama-Free Zone” where you can relax and unwind without any family drama creeping in. Build your dream house, explore new worlds, and make lifelong friends who will always have your back.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-life family drama. Your virtual family is waiting for you!

TelemarketerTerror Minecraft SMP

annoyance, Boundaries, Cold Calling, Communication, customer service, Ethics, Etiquette, Frustration, Harassment, Manners, Minecraft, morality, patience, personal space, phone calls, Professionalism, Respect, rudeness, sales tactics, smp, telemarketers, TelemarketerTerror, telemarketing industry

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Farms Harvested:	902
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of being harassed by telemarketers while you’re trying to build your epic Minecraft empire? Join our SMP and unleash your pent-up frustration on virtual telemarketers instead! We have a special mini-game where you can prank call them back and make them listen to your best creeper impression. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious pranksters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. So come join us and let’s show those pesky telemarketers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BlockyChildhoodTrauma

adulting, BlockyChildhoodTrauma, childhood innocence lost, childhood trauma, confronting the past, disturbing memories, dysfunctional family dynamics, emotional scars, healing journey, hidden trauma, hindsight, introspection, mental health, personal growth, psychological impact, realization, repressed memories, Self Discovery, suppressed emotions, Therapy, toxic upbringing

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Remember that time you thought it was totally normal for your parents to tell you that the tooth fairy was actually a tiny goblin who stole your teeth to build his castle? Yeah, turns out that was pretty messed up. But hey, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s just as wild and wacky as your childhood memories, then you’ve come to the right place!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out enchanted golden apples. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from an army of evil chickens wearing top hats. And don’t forget to watch out for the lava-filled moat that’s home to a family of friendly but slightly aggressive creepers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s equal parts bizarre and hilarious, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up childhood flashbacks along the way!

Basement Gaming: Where mods are like mushrooms, only the best ones make the cut!

basement, Community, Cut, Discord, discount code, Experience, FRIENDSHIPS, Gaming, ggservers, Griefing, HACKING, Legacy, Memories, Minecraft, Mods, mushrooms, Performance, Prices, rules, Server, smp, Structures, Support, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Dimension Hops:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Zombie Dances:	4

Basement Gaming Minecraft Server Overview

Community with History	Basement Gaming is a Minecraft server with a rich legacy, filled with amazing structures, friendships, and memories.
Play Your Way	Players have the freedom to choose their own path, whether it’s embracing chaos or focusing on building.
Simple Rules	Straightforward rules that only prohibit hacking, allowing players to have as much freedom as possible.
Vanilla+ Experience	Curated mods enhance gameplay without straying too far from the classic vanilla feel.
Hosted by GGServers	Rock solid performance, top-notch support, and reasonable prices make GGServers the best choice for hosting.

Join Our Community on Discord!

Get whitelisted here: https://discord.gg/V2rXHX3Rz6

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are griefing and PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, griefing and PvP are allowed on Basement Gaming to give players the freedom to play their way.
What are the rules on the server?	The only rule that is strictly enforced is no hacking. Other than that, players have the freedom to do as they please.
Do I need to be a modding expert to enjoy the server?	No, the curated mod list is easy to install and enhances the gameplay experience without complicating things.
How can I get whitelisted on the server?	Join the Discord community using the provided link to get whitelisted and start playing on Basement Gaming.

Grammar Nazi’s Minecraft Server

annoying kid, Australia, caesar cut hair, Character, condescending, dialect, Gammar Nazi, Glasses, grammar, Grammar Nazi, Highschool, IRRITATING, junior high, Minecraft, minute details, Nazis, nerdy, Region, Server, Speech, uk, US, Writing, zip up hoodie

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with Grammar Nazis in your Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, they don’t stand a chance! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to have fun without someone correcting their every move.

Join us and experience a world where you can build and explore without fear of being judged for your grammar. No more annoying kids with caesar cut hair and zip-up hoodies telling you how to speak or write.

So come on over and join the madness! Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave those Grammar Nazis in the dust. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: StraightOutta/biz/

altcoins, Bitcoin, Bitcoin price, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency market, cryptocurrency trading, Digital Currency, finance, Financial Advice, financial news, investing, investment strategies, king shitcoin, long-term investment., market analysis, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, price prediction, smp, StraightOuttabiz, Trading

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3620
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Animals Bred:	50
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1607	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5023
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary King Shitcoin as he tries to navigate the treacherous world of cryptocurrency and see if he can make it to 44k before the creepers blow up his precious diamonds! Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and you won’t want to miss it. So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting (if you’re lucky)!

WeddingDressDrama50%

aita, artisan, beadwork, bride, Budget, groom, guestlist, Marriage, native american, Obnoxious, POVERTY, RESERVATION, semi retired, throwaway account, Traditional, traditional feast, tribal elders, tribal gown, wedding dress, wedding planner, WeddingDressDrama50

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Buildings Constructed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Are you tired of boring old wedding dresses? Want to spice up your big day with a traditional tribal gown that costs more than your entire wedding budget? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wedding extravaganza like no other, complete with traditional dancers, drummers, and a feast catered by women on the reservation. And don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual money to throw around, so feel free to splurge on that $33,000 gown made by our artisan.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy drama and outrageous wedding demands. Will you be the one to stand up to your fiancé and say enough is enough? Or will you give in to her every whim and watch your budget go up in flames?

Join now for a wedding experience you’ll never forget, only on our Minecraft server!