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  • GymSuds: Equipment Clean-Up!

    GymSuds: Equipment Clean-Up!

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    Welcome to the Mind-Twisting Grind: Gym of the Technicolor Nightmare

    Step inside, brave souls, and bear witness to the chaotic machinations of the Gym of the Technicolor Nightmare! A pixelated battleground where weights and wellness collide in a calamitous cacophony! Here, every set drips with sweat and existential dread.


    A Cosmic Revelation of Gym Etiquette!

    The Scenario:

    Once upon a time in a dimension not far from your dreams—or perhaps worse—an early riser sought solace in the quiet sanctuary of chaste iron and meditative cardio. Peaceful moments shattered as a herald of anarchy strode into the neon glow, proclamations blaring from a small rectangular device called FaceTime!

      • Workout Philosophy: Why work out when you can dialogue*?
      • Equipment Philosophy: Why choose an empty treadmill when your neighbor can bear witness to your virtual chit-chat?

    Dreadful Features & Unhinged Mechanics:

      • FaceTiming at Full Volume: Ever felt the soul-crushing synergy of an unsolicited phone call mixed with the grind of free weights?
      • Gym Etiquette Nightmare Mode: Enter a dimension where sweat remains un-wiped—embrace the chaos!
      • Propping Up Incidents: Witness the art of stabilizing a phone–it’ll be more rewarding than lifting weights!
      • Noise-Canceling Vortex: What did he just say? Are we even exercising?
    Feature Description
    Chaos Meter Tracks how annoyed you get! Will it ascend into a tornado of rage?
    Tony’s Musical Chair A game where every unswept seat triggers ‘Doom Mode.’ Once seated, no exit!
    The Unseen Battle Wipe down or be wiped out! Haunting thoughts will follow.

    Testimonies from the Dimensional Absurdity Guild:

    "I showed up for a squat and left with existential dread. 10/10 would recommend!" – RippedAndRattled

    "Never before have I felt so alive while doing nothing!" – RunningInPlace


    Legendary Warnings from the Abyss:

      • Banned in 12 Dimensions: The Gym was censored for creating cognitive dissonance within players. Rumor has it, it was a deep plot by the Anti-Gym League to stop the sick gains bestowed upon others.
      • The Sweaty Ghost: A spirit is said to roam the gym, eternally seeking its lost weights. Legend has it, ghostly whispers can guide your reps.

    Frequently Asked Questions (None of Which Answer Anything):

      • Q: Why is he still FaceTiming?

        • A: He’s transmitting cosmic secrets. Or perhaps it’s pizza night?
      • Q: Can I wipe someone else’s sweat?

        • A: Only if you want to summon the cleaning goddesses! (Or really just a very irritated lifter.)
      • Q: What’s the point of all this?
        • A: A journey into the unknown, my friend. Embrace nothingness.

    Join Us, If You Dare!

    Feeling brave? Click that "Join" button, but beware—an army of frustrated weights and the spirit of a thousand sweating lifters awaits. Will you conquer the chaos or crumble beneath the weight of indecision and sweat? Dare to lift amidst the madness.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • FuzzySMP

    FuzzySMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Fuzzy SMPExplore a Minecraft world that masquerades as typical but hides the depths of hell and purgatory. Once you enter, your soul is bound, but fear not—fun awaits with exploration, trading, PvP, farming, and building. Open 24/7, our server promises endless excitement for both seasoned players and newcomers alike. Join us and embark on an epic journey into the unknown!

    Fuzzysmp.ender-zone.com:21307

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Unleash the Ultimate Banter on this Vanilla Minecraft Server for 18+ Players! LGBTQ+ Friendly!

    Unleash the Ultimate Banter on this Vanilla Minecraft Server for 18+ Players! LGBTQ+ Friendly!

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    Welcome to Build Banter & Beyond!

    World started @ 10PM MT Feb 8th 2024

    What is our purpose? To create a community that can Build together, Banter with each other, & explore Beyond Minecrafts normal limits. With the goal of hopefully never resetting the world, instead, once we feel bored or want a change, we will move the spawn point far away. This gives people the chance to reset themselves by leaving their past gear, ores, etc. in their last area. If or when the spawn gets moved, people do not need to reset themselves; they can freely use their old base or bring stuff with them to the new area.

    I plan to always bring in new people to the server so there’s always an active playerbase, with new friends being made!

    Whats different? No Natural Health Regen. What does this mean? When you take damage, no matter how full your hunger is, it won’t regenerate your lost hearts that that pesky skeleton took from you. How can you regenerate your health? Fairly simple: when you spawn, you’ll be given two golden apples to start with. Use them wisely, as they will bring your health back up. You can also use things such as potions, beacons, or crafting golden apples. Why this change? Too make the game feel more like a challenge, no matter how late you are.

    Endermen greifing has been disabled. Creepers, and Ghasts still do their thing, though.

    Single-player sleep is turned on to make sleeping through restless nights easier.

    Apply here:

    https://discord.gg/6XUDKXeG2p

    Server-side Mods / Datapacks
    Bluemaps
    Coord Finder
    Blazeandcave’s Advancements
    VanillaTweaks
    Vertical Slabs
    Simple Voice Chat
    View Distance Fix

    Rules:

      • 18+
      • FreeCam is allowed to take screenshots or look at builds (not to find spawners, strongholds, etc.)
      • Sand/Gravel/Gravel/Rail, or powdered concrete dupers are allowed.
      • Tnt Dupers are allowed.
      • Carpet dupers are allowed.
      • Mob switches are allowed. (MUST have an off switch.)
      • Do not dupe anything besides Sand/Gravel/Powdered Concrete/TNT and Carpet dupes for fuel.
      • No leaving floating tree’s at spawn.
      • Bases must be at least 700 blocks away from spawn.
      • If using a large amount of hoppers, they must be covered to decrease lag.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Unbelievable Hermitcraft-Like Server with No Whitelist – Click Now for the Ultimate Vanilla Experience!

    Unbelievable Hermitcraft-Like Server with No Whitelist – Click Now for the Ultimate Vanilla Experience!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Cozy Craving
    Server Type Survival
    IP Address play.cozycraving.com
    Features One plugin for griefing and looting rollback
    Server Status Never reset, slowly expanding

    Questions & Answers

    1. What type of server is Cozy Craving?

    Cozy Craving is a survival Minecraft server with one plugin for griefing and looting rollback.

    2. What is the IP address of the server?

    The IP address of the Cozy Craving server is play.cozycraving.com.

    3. Will the server be reset at any point?

    No, the server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.

    4. Is there a community on the server?

    Yes, Cozy Craving has a great community of players to interact with.

    5. How can I join the server?

    You can join the server by entering the IP address play.cozycraving.com in your Minecraft client.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Join Now to Experience the Craziest Mods on BisectHosting Server! You Won’t Believe #7!

    Join Now to Experience the Craziest Mods on BisectHosting Server! You Won’t Believe #7!

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Information Modded Minecraft Server
    Server IP 63.135.164.233:25571
    Time Zone 4 pm (server owner’s time zone)
    Server Rules No stealing, no griefing
    Availability Weekdays (4 hours), Weekends (most of the day)

    Questions & Answers

    Question Answer
    What type of Minecraft server is it? Modded Minecraft Server
    Is Discord required to join? Yes, Discord is required
    What are the server rules? No stealing, no griefing
    What is the server owner’s time availability? 4 pm weekdays, most of the day weekends

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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