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Break Time Minecraft Server

20+ episodes, Anime, Anime Studios, bitchmade.., Break, breaks, criticism, episodes, Expectations, fanbase, Hiatus, Industry, long tail tags, Minecraft, production, Quality, Schedule, Server, Standards, Studios, taking breaks, Time, trends, workload

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of wimpy anime studios taking breaks after just 8 episodes? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We have anime-themed builds that will make you feel like you’re living in your favorite show, and our staff members are trained in the ancient art of binge-watching. Join us and never have to suffer through a hiatus again! Plus, rumor has it that if you reach level 100, you’ll unlock the ability to watch anime in real life. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

Study Minecraft SMP Time

career advancement, Career Growth, continuous learning, learning new technologies, Minecraft, professional development, self improvement, Skillsets, smp, staying competitive, staying current, study, study hours, technology changes, Time, time allocation, time commitment, time constraints, Time management, upskilling, work demands, work hours, work-life balance, workload

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	4294
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Votes:	5777
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	151	Meteorites Collected:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to escape the monotony of studying and working, and dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). Our server is the perfect place to let loose, blow off steam, and maybe even learn a thing or two about teamwork and creativity.

Forget about keeping up with technology changes – on our server, the only technology you need to worry about is redstone contraptions and TNT cannons. And who needs to keep their skillsets sharp when you can just respawn and try again?

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally blow up your base, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

MineCraftCancerRiskLOL

Cancer, cancer risk, employment, full-time, health, health study, Job, long hours, MineCraftCancerRiskLOL, occupational health., research, Risk, stress, study, Swiss study, work, work hours, work-life balance, work-related cancer, workload, Workplace

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4325
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

join dis server if u wanna avoid cancer cuz apparently working too much gives u dat shiz. so come play minecraft all day instead and live forever. also, rumor has it dat dis server is run by a secret society of llamas who control the fate of the universe. join now to uncover da truth and maybe even become a llama yourself. just sayin’.

EventPlannerMC Server

compensation, concerns, Conference, contract, contract end, event planning, EventPlannerMC, extension, fixed-term, funding, large meeting, LOGISTICS, organization, project manager, Request, Server, solution, supervisor, TEAM, volunteer, work, workload

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of working for free in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is free, including your time!

Picture this: you’re the only one left on your team, trying to organize a massive event with known figures, and your contract is about to end. But fear not, on our server, you can extend your contract as long as you want, without any pesky supervisors telling you otherwise.

Join us and experience the thrill of volunteering without actually volunteering! Help organize epic events, build amazing structures, and never worry about running out of time. Who needs real-world responsibilities when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unpaid work in the real world. It’s time to live your best virtual life!

Mom’s Mental Load Mine

Burnout, cognitive household labor, depression, emotional labor, family, Gender Roles, housework, LOAD, Mental, mental exhaustion, mental health, mental health impact, Mental load, mental strain, Mental Wellness, moms, MOTHERS, relationship dissatisfaction, responsibilities, stress, well-being, Women, workload

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	4449
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of carrying the “mental load” of housework in real life? Well, have no fear because on this Minecraft server, we flip the script! Join us and experience a world where the moms are the ones in charge of all the cognitive household labor. That’s right, no more stressing about chores and responsibilities, just sit back and relax as the moms handle it all.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness the chaos of moms trying to juggle everything, but you’ll also see the hilarious consequences that come with it. From burnt down houses because mom forgot to turn off the stove, to epic battles over who gets to do the laundry first, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server out there. Who knew that taking on the mental load could be so much fun? Let’s get ready to rumble, moms style!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
New Chunks Explored:	412612	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).

Momma’s MineCraft Mayhem

Boss, Burnout, family emergency, Guilt, MANIPULATING, maternal leave, MAYHEM, mentoring, Minecraft, mommas, overworked, PERSONAL LIFE, quitting after maternity, quitting job, recruitment process, remote work, sick and tired, Small Business, small business owner, vulnerable state, work-life balance, workload

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Looking for a new adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server, where you’ll never have to worry about being the only player again!

Imagine a world where you can recruit as many players as you want, but then decide you don’t actually want to because it’s too much work. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, you can experience the thrill of constantly changing your mind and keeping your players on their toes.

And don’t worry about the workload – we promise it will be lighter than expected, even though it’s actually the complete opposite. But hey, who doesn’t love a challenge, right?

Join us now and experience the drama and manipulation of a small business owner in labor, all while trying to navigate the crazy world of Minecraft. Will you be able to handle the chaos and come out on top? Join our server and find out!

YeetCraft: Where even teachers can’t resist the urge to mine and craft!

Burnout, Challenges, Classroom, Commitment, Craft, Dedication, education, exhaustion, Frustration, grading, Job, lesson planning, perseverance, Profession, Resist, RESPONSIBILITY, School, stress, Students, Teacher, teachers, teaching, urge, workload, YeetCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of the boring old school routine? Do you dread the thought of being a teacher? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the classroom and embark on epic adventures!

Join us and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can build magnificent castles, tame wild dragons, and even battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs to grade papers when you can slay zombies instead?

So say goodbye to the monotony of teaching and hello to the excitement of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to the real world once you’ve experienced the thrill of virtual exploration and creativity. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Gigacraft

Contact, contacto, email, GigaCraft, good time, Hosted, Minecraft, Players, reach out, respectful, rules, Server, spain, Spanish, Survival, survival server, Vanilla

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7174
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5320
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You can contact us by email at the contact address [arroba] gigacraft.es.

🇬🇧 Welcome to Gigacraft, a vanilla survival server hosted in Spain.

We have two rules: 1. Be respectful to other players 2. Try to have a good time

You may reach out to us via email at contacto [at] gigacraft.es.

mc.gigacraft.es

Remake Madness Minecraft Server

adaptations, Classics, creativity, Entertainment, Franchises, Future, games, gaming industry, innovation, madness, market demand, Minecraft, Nostalgia, originality, Reboots, remake, Remakes, Sequels, Server, storytelling, Technology, trends, video games

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with our outrageous remakes of remakes!

Join us as we take classic Minecraft games and give them a hilarious twist – like playing hide and seek in a world made entirely of cake, or battling it out in a PvP arena where the floor is made of slippery slime blocks!

But that’s not all – we also have insane stories waiting to be discovered, like the legend of the Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions, or the tale of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cheese!

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

””what’s this move called?” Minecraft SMP”

called.., Choreography, confusion, Dance, doubt, Identification, inquiry, Label, Minecraft, Move, movement, name.., Performance, query, question.., recognition, Routine, smp, steps, terminology, Title, uncertainty, unknown, whats

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6163	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7546	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests.

Our server is home to the legendary “What’s this move called?” challenge, where players must come up with the most ridiculous and outrageous moves to defeat their opponents in PvP battles. From the “Flaming Chicken Dance” to the “Twerking Tornado,” anything goes in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and uncover the secrets of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always ask yourself, “What’s this move called?”

BlocktopiaDreams

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

If you could live anywhere in the world, why not live in our Minecraft server? Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have their own dance parties! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual diamonds are actually worth real money in the real world. So join us and start your journey to becoming a virtual millionaire! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and unicorns. So why settle for boring old reality when you can live in our epic Minecraft world?

VetoVillagersMC

Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, finland, foreign policy, global decision-making, global governance, global politics, global security, international agreements, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international organizations, international relations, president, single state veto, UN Security Council, united nations, veto power, VetoVillagersMC, world leaders

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we have finland’s president as our mascot and he’s sick of single state vetos so he’s taking matters into his own blocky hands by building a UN Security Council in the game. come join the chaos and help him overthrow the oppressive veto system with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay. plus, there’s a rumor that if you help him succeed, he’ll give you a virtual high five and maybe even a virtual cookie. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Hemp Bug Be Gone Server

agriculture, Alternative, bug, eco-friendly, entomology, extract, HEMP, hemp extract, hemp oil, insect control, insect repellent, mosquito larvae, natural insecticide, organic, Pest Control, Pest Management, Plant-Based, Potential, Promise, researchers, Server, sustainable

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	16895	Divine Spears Created:	25

so like, picture this: you’re chillin in your Minecraft world, building your epic castle when suddenly, BAM! a swarm of annoying mosquitoes start buzzing around your head, ruining your vibe. but fear not, my friend, for on our server, we have discovered the ultimate solution: hemp extract!

that’s right, we have harnessed the power of hemp extract to create a natural insecticide that will obliterate those pesky mosquito larvae faster than you can say “creeper”. no more itchy bug bites or annoying buzzing in your ear, just pure, peaceful building bliss.

join our server now and experience the joy of a mosquito-free Minecraft world. plus, rumor has it that the hemp extract also gives your character super speed and the ability to fly. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Lonely Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Adventure Sandbox Exploration Creativity Innovation Development PvP MMORPG Crafting Building Skills Quests Online Virtual world Challenges, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Alone Mc officially launched on September 19th, 2024, offering an immersive Minecraft experience with innovative Lifesteal and Free-for-All gamemodes currently in development. Founded by a passionate team of three—Apoliak, who oversees the project; Krishna, responsible for in-game development; and Bhavya, providing critical support—Alone Mc is dedicated to fostering a vibrant community. Join us to explore, compete, and thrive in a world where survival and teamwork are paramount. Experience the adventure today in Alone Mc.

play.lonelymc.fun

HanumanMC

#exciting, Adventures, cambodia, Community, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Discord, Economy, HanumanMC, java edition, member, Minecraft, Minigames, PvP, Raiding, Server, Support, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

HanumanMC is a Minecraft 1.21.1 server for Java Edition made in Cambodia, where very exciting adventures await! This awesome Survival server features PvP, voting rewards, minigames, and lots more! Come show your support for HanumanMC by joining today and becoming a dedicated member of its community! Discord: discord.gg/zmcmgPpnsX

play.hanumanmc.xyz:26565

Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, controversy, current events, discussion, election, forum, liberal, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political discourse, political figures, political opinions, Politics, president, public opinion, Server, social media, Support, trump, Trumps, united states, Wall, waned

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old politics discussions on /pol/? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re debating is which block looks the best in a castle! Trump supporters, Biden supporters, and even aliens from Area 51 are all welcome to build and battle it out in our virtual world. Who needs politics when you can have a creeper explode your hard work instead? Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe signed by Herobrine himself!

Bull Run Minecraft SMP – Is This It?

Bull, Bull Run, Crypto, Dead, economic collapse, economic depression, economic downturn, economic turmoil, financial crisis, financial disaster, financial hardship, financial instability, financial meltdown, global crisis, Homeless, market crash, Minecraft, networth increase, POVERTY, recession, RUN, smp, unemployment, Wealth Inequality

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Divine Spears Created:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing increasing is your boredom levels? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a whopping 22% increase in your virtual net worth – that’s right, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Did you know that lame.crypto is dead? That’s right, billions of poor little pixels are now homeless and looking for a new server to call home. By joining our SMP, you’ll be providing a safe haven for these poor, displaced blocks and giving them a chance to thrive once again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest virtual community around. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond billionaire!