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Miracle Minecraft SMP Stars Born

A, ACO, alcohol, bodysnatcher, Born, Chad, clubbing, co, Drugs, genetics, jocks, Legend of Korra r34, Minecraft, Miracle, Mongolian Stopmotion Forums, nhentai, partygoers, Piloting, Rugby, smp, square jaw, Stars, VIRGINITY, working out

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Animals Bred:	137
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of being a surface level Chad in real life and secretly wishing you were at home browsing Mongolian Stopmotion Forums instead of partying? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and unleash your inner weeb while still maintaining your Chad status in the real world.

Imagine building epic structures in Minecraft by day and browsing Nhentai bookmarks by night, all while keeping up appearances as a jock in your social circle. Our server is the perfect place for you to let your nerdy side shine while still flexing those muscles at the gym.

So come join us and show the world that you can be a Chad in Minecraft and a weeb at heart. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some fellow closet nerds to bond with over your shared love of Mongolian Stopmotion Forums. Join now and let your inner bodysnatcher take control!

NoGroupTrips4Us

#group dynamic, aita, anxiety, body image, Disappointment, female friends, fitness obsession, friends wife, friendship, group trips, Hometown, hurt feelings, husband’s friend, Irritation, NoGroupTrips4Us, Roots, skinny, unfair judgment, weight loss, Whining, working out

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8710	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of dealing with annoying friends who constantly talk about their fitness obsession and make you feel bad about yourself? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join us and leave behind the judgmental wives and their constant body-shaming. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual world imaginable.

Say goodbye to awkward group trips with people who make you feel uncomfortable. Instead, embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who share your love for creativity and fun.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into spending time with toxic friends. Cut them off and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience. Trust us, your virtual friends will be way cooler than any real-life frenemies.

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Emeralds Found:	4216
Dimension Hops:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

WorkoutWarrior Minecraft SMP

Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness journey, goal-setting, health, healthy habits, lifestyle change, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, physical activity, positive mindset, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, smp, working out, workout routine, WorkoutWarrior

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Are you tired of being a potato couch in Minecraft? Join our SMP and get those blocky muscles pumping! Our server is so intense, the mobs are doing push-ups just to keep up with the action. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular gym bro here, spotting players as they lift their diamond swords. So if you want to level up your fitness game and have a laugh while doing it, come join us!

GymCraftFamLove

Bodybuilding, Commitment, Communication, family bonding, FITNESS, gym, GymCraftFamLove, husband, Insecurity, Jealousy, MMA, physical activity, progress, Protective, Reassurance, relationships, self improvement, Son, Trust, working out

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring gym sessions where no one notices your gains? Join our Minecraft server where you can bond with your son while fighting off creepers and building your muscles! Our server is filled with big, gentle giants like my son who will protect you from any virtual dangers.

Forget about your insecure husband worrying about what you wear to the gym, on our server, you can wear diamond armor and no one will dare to hit on you or grab your blocky butt. Plus, with all the pixelated women and men working out together, there’s no time for jealousy – everyone is focused on leveling up!

So come join us on our server and show off your progress while spending quality time with your son. Trust us, no one will notice you in that way, except maybe the zombies trying to eat your brains. Don’t give up on your virtual gains, join us today!

BlockBeats Gym: Pain Distraction-Free!

BlockBeats, concentration, distraction, Distractionfree, endorphins, Exercise, exercise benefits., feeling pain, FITNESS, Focus, gym, Listening to music, mental health, motivation, music therapy, Pain, physical activity, productivity, stress relief, working out, workout motivation, workout playlist, workout routine

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	5469	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Enchantments Applied:	65
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

so like, this server is like the gym for your brain, but instead of lifting weights, you’re lifting blocks. and instead of listening to music, you’re getting distracted by building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s like a workout for your creativity, bro. join us and feel the burn of endless possibilities in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. trust me, your brain will thank you for it.

Gym Bros Craft – Where Even Pixels Lift!

Appearance, attraction, bros, Commitment, Confidence, Craft, DATING, Dedication, Exercise, FITNESS, goals, guys at the gym, gym, health, lift, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, pixels, relationships, self improvement, societal expectations, Stereotypes, working out

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9041
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3889	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9825	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Are you tired of going to the gym and seeing all those guys flexing in the mirror, hoping to impress a potential girlfriend? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is filled with players who are too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about their dating life! Join us and escape the gym bro drama for good – because who needs a six-pack when you can have a diamond sword? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is the ultimate wingman, so why waste your time at the gym when you could be slaying dragons instead? Join our server today and level up your gaming experience – no gym membership required!

Crafty Tradwife Adventures: Minecraft Edition

#youtube, Adventures, Anime, autist, Crafty, CUDDLE, dream girl, Edition, High IQ, ICT, indie music, love, mid 20s, Minecraft, Nirvana cover band, norwegian, pure woman, Sperg, tradwife, vidya, VIRGINITY, welsh, working out, workplace accident

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Farms Harvested:	458	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true! Join now for the chance to find your very own tradwife in the virtual world!

Picture this: you’re in your mid-20s, with a boring but stable job in ICT. Your only hobbies are working out and playing video games. You’ve always felt like an untouchable sperg, until one day, fate brings you a Welsh female cousin who tragically passed away in a workplace accident.

But fear not, her young daughter, your second cousin, is now living with your brother and his wife nearby. She’s a shy high IQ autist who excels in music and art. Together, you bond over j-dramas, history documentaries, and anime.

As she grows into a stunning Scandinavian-Celtic goddess, you find yourself falling for her. One night, she even has a wet dream about you! And when she asks you to pose for one of her mangas, you know it’s meant to be.

Join our server now and experience the romance, the passion, and the Nirvana cover band performances that will lead you to your own happily ever after. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a father next year!

RoboCraft: Where 30-Year-Old Robots Rule the Minecraft World!

30 year old, 30YearOld, Best Friend, DATING, determination, EXCITEMENT, friendship, high school, Hope, love, Minecraft, Muscular, optimism, perseverance, rejection, relationships, robocraft, ROBOT, Robots, rule, self improvement, transformation, unrequited love, well-built, working out, world

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a 30-year-old robot looking for love! Our community is full of supportive friends who will cheer you on as you work out to win over your crush. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and start your quest for love today!

GymCraft: Pumped up for 4-5 Years Minecraft Server

body image, Bodybuilding, cute, effeminate, FAGGOT, Femininity, FITNESS, Gender Identity, Girly, gymcraft, LGBTQ, Masculinity, Minecraft, muscle mass, pumped, Self-expression, Server, small hands, small jaw, transformation, trap, troons, twink, working out, Years

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Potions Brewed:	88	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of looking like a beefed-up bodybuilder in Minecraft? Do you dream of twinking and trapping your way to cuteness? Then look no further, because our server is perfect for you! Join us and transform into the most effeminate faggot in the blocky world.

Imagine strutting your stuff with small hands and a tiny jaw, feeling cute and girly while you wreak havoc on your enemies. Embrace your inner twink and unleash your fabulousness on unsuspecting players. And the best part? You can always bulk up later and become manly as fuck when you’re older.

So why wait? Join our server now and start your journey to twink/trap maxx glory! Who knew Minecraft could be this fabulous?

MineCraftMania

adulting, advice for teens, consequences of actions, critical thinking, Decision making, delayed gratification, future consequences, habits, life lessons, Long-term impact, Maturity, mindfulness, MinecraftMania, personal development, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, setting priorities., Time management

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig through a maze of exploding chickens, battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot, or even building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can boogie down with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).

CircusCraft: High Cost Living

affordability, budgeting, Carnival, circus, CircusCraft, consumerism, cost, cost of living, economic reality, economic theory, Economy, Expenses, financial burden, financial strain, financial stress, HIGH, high prices, income inequality, inflation, Lifestyle, Living, living expenses, market trends, societal issues

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

come join our wacky minecraft server where the cost of living is so high because we’re living in a circus! everything is priced like carnival food but instead of cotton candy you get diamonds!

we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether, watch out for the zombie clowns!

our staff are all trained acrobats so they can do backflips while helping you build your dream castle.

join us for the most absurd and hilarious minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftyOSG – Minecraft Server

Achievement Diary, bond price changes, chat channel, Communication, CraftyOSG, Diaries, fart cc, hallowed sepulchre instances, INFORMATION, Minecraft, miscellaneous changes, new player, new slayer boss, oldschool runescape, oldschoolrs, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Quests, Server, the araxyte, twitter, Updates, Website, Wiki

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Ores Mined:	3536	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2077	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	New Chunks Explored:	325275

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and experience the Hallowed Sepulchre Instances – where you can battle epic monsters and uncover hidden treasures like never before!

But wait, there’s more! How about taking on the new Slayer Boss – The Araxyte? This boss is so tough, it’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little puppy!

And don’t even get me started on our Bond Price Changes for 2024. It’s like winning the lottery every time you log in!

Oh, and if you’re wondering what to do as a newbie, we got you covered with quests and diaries that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the fart cc chat channel – things can get pretty wild in there!

MineCraft Endwalker Server – XIVG

/xivg/ Choice Awards, Alt ERP, Balmung, Costa del Sol, Dawntrail Info, dragon quest collab, Ebin Awards, endwalker, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, IASIP, In-game Events, Lala-Only Beach Party Meetup, Linkshells, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, PvP Series 5, Resources, Server, Shirogane, Sophia, Spooky Club, x files, xivg, Yo-Kai Watch Event

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crops Grown:	8781
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Zombie Dances:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the mobs are crazier than a creeper on caffeine! Join us for in-game events that are more epic than a diamond sword, like our Dragon Quest Collab where you can battle golems in the hills until June 20th!

But wait, there’s more! Our Moogle Treasure Trove event is happening until June 24th, where you can find more loot than a chest in a stronghold. And don’t miss out on our Yo-kai Watch Event re-run until 7.0, it’s so fun even Herobrine would join in!

Plus, our PvP Series 5 is happening until 7.0, so gear up and get ready to battle like never before. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, join us for our meetups where you can party with other players in locations like Balmung, Shirogane, and even a Lala-Only Beach Party Meetup in Costa Del Sol!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs diamonds when you can have all this craziness?

PixelWeddingFun

bridesmaid expectations, Communication Issues, dress selection, family conflicts, family dynamics, flower girl dress, PixelWeddingFun, sibling disagreements, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, wedding attire, wedding color palette, wedding colors, wedding conflicts, wedding coordination, wedding dress code, wedding etiquette, wedding expectations, wedding outfit, wedding party, wedding planning

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	293	Dragon Eggs Found:	8026
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with color coordination battles and budgeting wars.

Are you tired of being told what color to wear, even if you’re not in the bridal party? Well, on our server, you can wear whatever shade you want, even if it clashes with the flower girl’s dress. Let your fashion flag fly!

And don’t get us started on the money drama. On our server, you won’t have to worry about unexpected bills for back-to-school shopping sprees. You have the power to choose the style and price range of your daughter’s dress, without any surprise manicures or pedicures on the side.

Join us and put your foot down like a boss. You deserve to have a say in what your daughter wears, without causing pre-wedding problems. Plus, who needs a special title like bridesmaid when you can have all the rules and expectations without it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have us?

MineCrafty Minds Server

achievement, best thing learned, Development, discovery, education, Experience, growth mindset., Improvement, Insight, knowledge, learning, life lessons, Minds.., minecrafty, personal growth, progress, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Server, success, wisdom

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7636
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and learn how to ride a pig like a pro! Our expert trainers will teach you the art of pig jockeying, so you can zoom around the map in style. Plus, rumor has it that if you ride a pig into battle, you’ll have a 99% chance of winning (results may vary).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Dance the night away while dodging exploding beats and make friends with some of the coolest mobs in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

SleepyCraft

advice, bedtime, Closure, Communication, Conversation, ending, exhaustion, Goodnight, guidance, Help, Intimacy, late night, long distance, partner, phone sex, relationships, romance, Sleep, SleepyCraft, tired, wrapping up

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Star Shards Collected:	92
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchantments Applied:	55

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a late-night phone sex call? Look no further, because our server is here to keep you wide awake and entertained all night long! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to wrap up your phone sex calls before logging on – we don’t want any interruptions to our epic gameplay sessions!

SquadGoals Minecraft Server

Accountability, banana industry, chiquita, civil case, colombia, compensation, corporate responsibility, death squad victims, families, financial restitution, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal activities, Justice, lawsuit, legal proceedings, millions, Minecraft, ordered to pay, paramilitary groups, Server, SETTLEMENT, south america, SquadGoals

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6864
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎

Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹

HijabCraft: No Aliens Allowed!

alien garments, aliens, Allowed, banning, bill, Central Asia, clothing ban, conservative policies, controversial law, cultural identity, discrimination, Government, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic dress, minority rights, political control, religious expression, religious freedom, Tajikistan, Tajikistan government, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2172	Dragon Eggs Found:	1846
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the Tajikistan government banning hijabs and other ‘alien garments’! we promise no crazy laws here, just good ol’ block building fun. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by aliens who love to wear hijabs while playing minecraft. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build your own intergalactic empire! who needs Tajikistan when you can have a blast with us?

AntFarmDragonLadybug

adorable creature, Animal Behavior, Ant, AntFarmDragonLadybug, bug, Dragon.., ecosystem, farmer ant, giant flying monster, insect, insect behavior, LADYBUG, Livestock, Nature, Perception, perspective, predator, prey, symbiotic relationship, tiny creature, wildlife

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where ladybugs are dragons and ants are farmers with livestock to protect! 🐞🐜

we have a whole world where the tiny insects rule and you can be a part of their crazy adventures. build your own ant farm, ride on the back of a ladybug dragon, and battle against evil grasshoppers trying to steal your crops.

if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see the world from a bug’s perspective! 🌍🐛🦗