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”’>CraftyLinux SMP: The Drama Continues”’

coding, computer science, Continues, CraftyLinux, Drama, linux kernel, muh linux drama, open source, operating system, programming, smp, software bugs, Software Development, software engineering, software functionality, software maintenance, software performance, software reliability, software troubleshooting, software updates, system stability, tech community, Technology, working as intended

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they care about is building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing and one thing only – the Linux kernel! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, all we care about is making sure that Linux is running smoothly in our virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures like battling evil bugs in the system, navigating through treacherous code caves, and defending our server from malicious malware mobs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of optimizing your virtual operating system, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

So if you’re a true tech geek who’s looking for a server that’s as obsessed with the Linux kernel as you are, then come join us and let’s show the Minecraft world that when it comes to virtual worlds, the only thing that matters is a perfectly functioning operating system. Let’s get coding, gamers!

Deku’s SlurpCraft Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, Character, clip, deku, Deku funny, Deku meme, Dekus, Entertainment, Fandom, funny, humor, internet culture, Manga, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Server, SlurpCraft, slurping, Surprise, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	34
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	248	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with so much chaos and craziness that even Deku would be impressed! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts slurping up all your loot! But don’t worry, because on our server, llamas are actually friendly and will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just be prepared for the occasional SLURP SLURP SLURP along the way!

GayCraft SMP – “Why are people here so freaking fabulous? Everytime there’s someone…”

acceptance, coming out, discrimination, Diversity, Everytime, Fabulous, freaking, Gay, GayCraft, Homosexuality, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ identity, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, people, pride, queer, sexual orientation, smp, Someone, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
New Chunks Explored:	916010	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the players are as gay as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us if you want to experience a server where the chat is filled with people talking about sucking dick and getting freaky in the virtual world. Don’t worry, we don’t judge here – in fact, we encourage it! Who knew building blocks could bring out such wild desires in people? So come on, join us and let your gay Minecraft fantasies run wild!

NoSmokinRoomAITAH

AITAH, asthma, BEDROOM, Boyfriend, Cannabis, england, health, illegal, joint, NoSmokinRoomAITAH, Philippines, room, roommate, sacrifice, Sleep, smoke, smoking, staff accommodation, tobacco, tobacco smoke, waterpipe

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?

So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!

ParentalLiesMC SMP

Childhood, concealment, confession, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, family, fib, Guilt, hidden secret, Hidden Truth, Hiding, lie, never tell, ParentalLiesMC, parents, Secrets, shame, smp, Trust, Truth, untruthful, white lie

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magic Items Found:	6162
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where lying to your parents is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Need an alibi for why you were up all night playing Minecraft instead of studying? We got you covered with our custom “My internet was down” excuse generator. And if your parents ever catch you in the act, just tell them you’re conducting important research for our SMP’s top secret mission to uncover the hidden diamond mines of Atlantis. Trust us, they’ll never suspect a thing! So come join us and let your inner trickster run wild in a world where the only rule is: never admit to your parents that you’re addicted to Minecraft.

BlockCraftWisdom

Adulthood, adulting, advice, BlockCraftWisdom, Experience, growing up, guidance, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of your youth? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from responsibilities and boring grown-up stuff!

Join our server and experience a world where the only adult advice you’ll need is how to build the most epic castle or mine for diamonds like a pro. Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and drama, and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing that matters is having fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders

aggression, Armed Forces, borders, Conflict, conscripts, DEFEND, Defense, defense forces, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, KidCraft, Kids, Military, russia, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, surprise attack, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Love Letters Sent:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Buildings Constructed:	38

so, like, u know how russia is all like “we are big strong country, we have all the power”? well, turns out they left all their kids and like, random people who don’t even know how to fight to defend their borders. like, what were they thinking, right?

so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!

PutinCraft: Ukraine Defense Squad

Conflict, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, Military, military intervention, Politics, putin, Putin’s strategy, PutinCraft, russia, SECURITY, squad, Tension, territorial dispute, Troops, Ukraine, Withdrawal

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where putin pulls units out of ukraine to defend russia but instead finds a secret portal to our world! kyiv is shooketh as putin builds a diamond castle and challenges players to epic battles! join now for a chance to team up with putin and conquer the minecraft universe! #putinminecraftboss #russiandiamondcastle

MoralityCraft: Inequality Edition

Chaos, chaotic, control, Daily Life, economic inequality, Edition, emphasis, grow, INDIVIDUALS, INEQUALITY, intensifies, morality, MoralityCraft, Moralization, Order, Perception, Phenomenon, Restore, sense, society, study

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2462
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

join our minecraft server for a wild ride of moralization and economic inequality! as you mine for diamonds and build your empire, you’ll feel the intense pressure of moral dilemmas weighing down on you. but fear not, for this server is the perfect place to restore order and control in your virtual life!

imagine a world where the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, all while navigating through a chaotic society filled with pixelated chaos. but don’t worry, because on our server, you can be the one to tip the scales and bring balance to the virtual universe.

so come join us and experience the thrill of economic inequality like never before! build your fortune, make tough decisions, and watch as the moralization intensifies with every block you place. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions and virtual drama that you won’t want to miss out on. join now and become the master of your own destiny in a world where anything is possible!

Foxden: Where semi-spicy foxes roam free in a mildly vanilla world, with a side of SMP fun! 1.20.1 whitelist edition

1.20.1, Ban, Calm, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Edition, Foxden, foxes, free, Fun, Griefing, java, mildly, Minigame, Moderator, Plugins, pranks, PvP, Relaxed, roam, rules, Semi Vanilla, SemiSpicy, Server, Side, smp, stealing, Survival, Tweaks, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist channel, world

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Crops Grown:	2177	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Enchantments Applied:	162	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

About Us	Add-ons
Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with a few plugins to spice things up. The map is about 2 months old and we have no plans to reset it soon. Owner: Active in the community Age Restriction: None, but discretion is advised	Dynmap No chat reporting Carpet Small datapacks and tweaks

About Us

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Foxden is a small java server that strives to be a fun and friendly place for almost anyone to play on. We are a semi-vanilla survival server with a few plugins to spice things up. The map is about 2 months old and we have no plans to reset it soon.

Owner: Active in the community

Age Restriction: None, but discretion is advised

Dynmap

No chat reporting

Carpet

Small datapacks and tweaks

Rules
Must be a member of the Discord, speaking is optional No slurs, homophobia, racism, or abuse No griefing or stealing No using farms or villagers without permission No PvP/killing without consent Inactivity for 3+ months may result in moderator control of property Leaving Discord or being banned may speed up rule enforcement Moderator discretion for warnings, temp bans, or perma bans

How to join: Join our Discord, read the rules channel, react to the message at the bottom, and put your Minecraft name in the whitelist channel. Discord Link

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to join our Discord, read the rules, react to the message, and then add your Minecraft name to the whitelist channel.

Are there any age restrictions?

There are no official age restrictions, but we advise discretion as mature content may be discussed.

What are the rules regarding griefing?

Griefing, including modifying, damaging, or killing animals, is strictly prohibited on the server.

Can I use farms or villagers without permission?

No, you must obtain permission before using any farms or villagers on the server, unless they are marked as public.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP or killing is only allowed during minigames or with consent from both parties.

What happens if I break the rules?

If you break the rules, moderators may warn you, issue a temporary ban, or give a permanent ban based on their discretion.

Overall, the server aims to maintain a calm and relaxed atmosphere while ensuring fair gameplay for all players.

Élora’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blocky, Canada, cold case, crime, Disappearance, Élora Patoine, Éloras, investigation, Jean-François Gariépy, Minecraft, missing for over a year, missing girl, missing person, missing person case, missing woman, missing woman case, mysterious disappearance, possible murder, québec, Server, SUSPECT, true crime, true crime podcast, unsolved mystery

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	332	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama or intrigue? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest gossip and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

Join us as we uncover the mystery of Élora Patoine’s disappearance. Was it really Jean-François Gariépy who did the deed? Or was it a creeper in disguise? Only on our server will you find out the truth behind this shocking tale.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles to pixel art masterpieces, our players never cease to amaze with their creativity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with mystery, drama, and of course, plenty of laughs along the way. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!