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K-PopCraft: Demographic Emergency
so, like, south korea is all like “omg we got too many people” and they’re calling it a “demographic national emergency” like what even is that? anyway, join our minecraft server cuz we got so many people it’s practically a national emergency too! we got so many players that the server is about to explode, literally! join now before it’s too late and you miss out on all the chaos and mayhem. plus, our server is so lit that even the south korean government wants in on the action. come join the fun before we all get deported to south korea or something crazy like that. #nationalminecraftemergency #southkoreawantsin #joinusnow