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My Minecraft SMP: >own MBP for 10 years

/g/ memes, 10 years, Apple, computer maintenance, Deprecates, gtown, Hardware, install linux, kernel panics, latest macOS, macbook pro, MBP, Minecraft, operating system, own MBP, security updates, smp, software, tech support, Technology, Troubleshooting, wont boot, worked perfectly, Years

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of falling for tech memes and getting bamboozled by big corporations? Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise no kernel panics or deprecations! Our server has been running smoothly for over 10 years, just like your trusty old MBP. We don’t discriminate against outdated technology, in fact, we embrace it! So come join us and escape the clutches of big tech, because here, even your old MBP will be welcomed with open arms (and no kernel panics)!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Animals Bred:	96	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	116
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	5

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	121	Astral Projections Made:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	1649
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Movie TraumaCraft

childhood fears, childhood nightmares, childhood trauma, cinematic trauma, disturbing films, early exposure, emotional scars, fear-inducing films, film-induced fear, horror films, lasting impressions, long-lasting effects, Movie, movie memories, movie-induced trauma, psychological horror, psychological impact, scary movies, TraumaCraft, traumatic experiences, traumatizing movies, unsettling movies

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Have you ever watched a movie that scarred you for life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to traumatize you in a whole new way! Join us if you want to relive the horror of that one movie that still gives you nightmares. Our pixelated monsters will make you scream louder than any Hollywood horror flick. So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember to bring extra virtual diapers, because you’re gonna need them!

DementiaCraft – Home for the Forgetful

aging, alzheimer’s, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forgetful, geriatrics, health outcomes, Healthcare, home, life expectancy, Long Term Care, medical findings, Men, neurodegenerative disease, nursing home, research, senior care, statistics, study, Women

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	149

come join our minecraft server, where we promise you won’t lose your mind like those poor souls with dementia! our server is so lit, you’ll be playing for at least 100 years, no joke. we’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind and keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, we have a secret potion that will make you immortal in the game, so you can keep playing forever and ever. who needs a nursing home when you can live forever in minecraft? join now and never worry about losing your mind again!

A Classic TNaD MODDED

Arrival, BEHAVE, Carry on Alex’s mobs, classic, Community, Counting, Create, Discord, Friends, Fun, Human, ice and fire, irons spells and spell books, Message, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Play, questions, rules, Server, smp, TNaD

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Farms Harvested:	737	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Welcome to TNaD Minecraft Server!
We have a small but cool and free community with minimal rules. Behave, make friends, play as you like, and most importantly, have fun!
Mods Available:
1. Ice and Fire
2. Create
3. Carry on Alex’s Mobs
4. Iron’s spells and spell books
Join us and make your mark on the server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
1. Are there any rules on the server?	Just basic rules to ensure a fun and friendly environment. Behave like a normal human and don’t ruin the fun for others.
2. How can I join the server?	Simply connect to the server IP listed above and start playing! For any issues, reach out through the provided Discord link.
3. What mods are available on the server?	Mods like Ice and Fire, Create, Carry on Alex’s Mobs, Iron’s spells and spell books, and more are available for enhanced gameplay.
4. Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server for updates, announcements, and to connect with other players: [Discord Link].
5. Who can I contact for any questions or issues?	Feel free to message the server admin for any queries you may have. They are there to help and assist you.

Enchanted Love 1.20.2

1.20.2, 3D trash, Claiming Waifu, discussion, Enchanted, Fun, Have Fun, Insults must be original, JOINING, love, Lurking, No oversexualized content, No Stealing, Original insults, Oversexualized content, Posting images, Private RP, reserved place in hell, RP/ERP, Trips, Waifu rules, waifu thread, Waifu threadPrevious

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Runes Activated:	4

Hey bros, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your favorite waifu thread? Look no further!

Join our server for a chance to claim your very own Minecraft waifu or husbando! But beware, no stealing unless you roll trips, and only one claim per person (we don’t want any Minecraft drama here).

Keep the RP/ERP in private, but feel free to discuss all things waifu-related. And remember, insults must be original – no basic insults allowed here.

If you’re posting images, you’re not lurking – so get in on the action! And remember, 3D is almost always trash, so stick to those pixelated waifus.

Joining our server means a reserved place in hell – but hey, at least you’ll have fun while you’re there! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the waifu wars begin!

Musk-Free Zone: No Elon Allowed!

Allowed, Artificial Intelligence, billionaire, electric cars, Eliminate, Elon, elon musk, entrepreneur, filter, Hyperloop, innovation, MuskFree, Neuralink, News, reddit, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Stories, tech industry, Technology, tesla, Zone

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	280
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of seeing Elon Musk’s face everywhere you turn? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft server, we have created a magical filter that banishes all Elon Musk related stories from your Reddit feed! No more weird tweets, no more flamethrowers, just pure, Musk-free content for your viewing pleasure. Join us and escape the Musk madness today!

CraftyMoldova Minecraft Server

Assistance, cooperation, CraftyMoldova, crisis response, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic stability, energy crisis, energy infrastructure, energy security, Energy supplies, foreign relations, international aid, Minecraft, Moldova, neighbors, Partnership, Political Support, regional cooperation, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Astral Projections Made:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more energy than Ukraine helping Moldova! our server is so lit, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power or resources. we’ve got crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind and keep you entertained for hours. plus, our community is so friendly and supportive, it’s like having a whole country backing you up. join now and be a part of the energy revolution!

GaslessCraft

eastern europe, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy crisis management, energy dependency, energy infrastructure, energy negotiations, energy politics, energy reserves, energy security, energy supply, european union, gas shortage, GaslessCraft, gazprom, geopolitical tensions, Moldova, Natural Gas, political instability, russia, Transnistria

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join ASAP before Transnistria runs out of gas! Can you imagine trying to mine diamonds without any gas? That’s like trying to eat cake without frosting, it just ain’t right!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on this server where the rarest loot is hidden. I’m talking enchanted golden apples, stacks on stacks of emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ dragon!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, just wait until you hear about the epic PvP battles that go down every night. It’s like a royal rumble, but with creepers and skeletons instead of wrestlers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen Steve take down a zombie with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft. Transnistria may be running out of gas, but this server is just getting started. Let’s do this!