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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 7777 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
Mines Excavated: | 1624 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows. We’ve got flying cows, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon who breathes marshmallows.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!