Workaholism MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

MineAddictz

gambling, Technology, serious, substance abuse, video games

Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction to building and exploring in a virtual world! Our server is so addictive, it’s like Minecraft crack – once you start, you won’t be able to stop!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of zombie pigs start chasing you. You run for your life, only to stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who offer to trade with you. But beware, because lurking in the shadows is a group of ninja skeletons ready to ambush you at any moment!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground society of players who have built a massive city made entirely of cake. Yes, you read that right, a city made of cake! And if you can find it, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and a slice of delicious cake to enjoy while you explore.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and indulge in your addiction to virtual block-building madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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ToxicCraft – Society’s Glorified

image obsession, wealth, workaholism, Superficiality, toxic positivity

Are you tired of society glorifying things that are actually toxic? Well, then you need to join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a strict “No Toxicity Zone” policy. That’s right, no toxic players allowed!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Rainbow Sheep Army.” These sheep are not your average Minecraft sheep – they have magical rainbow powers that can protect you from any griefers or trolls. Plus, they throw the best parties in all of Minecraftia.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Join now and become part of the wackiest community in the Minecraft universe!

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BlockyMind SMP: BadHabitz

lack of sleep, mental health, overthinking, toxic relationships, workaholism

OMG guys, you NEED to join this Minecraft SMP, like right now! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have like, diamond trees that grow diamonds instead of leaves, and the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. And our admin is a talking llama who gives out free enchanted gear to everyone who joins.

So, like, if you wanna level up your mental health and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to bring your pet dragon along for the ride, things can get pretty crazy around here.

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CraftyObsession

body image, self-promotion, perfectionism, Validation from others., technology addiction

Are you tired of society’s obsession with mundane things like avocado toast and TikTok dances? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas are not your average farm animals, they are Minecraft prodigies.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Imagine the possibilities!

So, if you’re ready to ditch reality and embark on a wild adventure with llama architects and flying pigs, then join our Minecraft server today. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

Popularity, Minecraft, social status, Fame, Superficiality

Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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ToxicLove in Minecraft SMP

War, disillusionment, perfectionism, mental illness, beauty standards

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs.

Forget about romanticizing peaceful survival, because on our server, you’ll be constantly on the edge of your seat as you try to navigate through a world where every block is made of lava and every tree is secretly a disguised Ender Dragon.

But hey, if you’re into the thrill of constant danger and unexpected surprises, then this is the perfect place for you! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of extra lives!

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NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

factory line, smp, work ethic, efficiency, career dissatisfaction

Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

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ToxicLoveInMinecraftSMP

workaholism, Nostalgia, toxic relationships, POVERTY, Fame

What’s something people romanticize but it’s actually horrible? Join our Minecraft SMP and find out for yourself! We promise you’ll never look at romanticized things the same way again. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil chickens or building a house out of exploding TNT blocks. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature looking for a friend. So come join us and discover the dark side of all those romanticized things you thought you knew!

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MineCraftMania: $350k or Bust!

workaholic, work commitment, work-life boundaries, career goals, work ethic

Are you tired of slaving away at a boring job for measly pay? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can work 80 to 90 hours a week and earn a whopping $350,000 a year! That’s right, just by playing Minecraft, you can become a virtual millionaire!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-loving villagers who will trade you rare items for your hard-earned emeralds. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond armor waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living the high life in our Minecraft server? Join now and start your journey to virtual riches!

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ObsessiveBlockDisorder

Obsession, addiction, social media addiction, procrastination, guilty pleasure

Diamonds? Pfft, that’s so last season. On our server, we have an unhealthy amount of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle and feast on apples that give you super speed, strength, and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes (Disclaimer: eye lasers may cause temporary blindness). So come on over and experience the most epic pig rodeo of your life!

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