Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?
So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!
On our server, we value your time and work, even if your family doesn’t. We understand the struggle of dealing with entitled relatives who cancel last minute and expect everything for free. That’s why we offer a safe haven where you can build, explore, and thrive without any judgment.
Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. You can mine for diamonds, battle mobs, and even create your own virtual photography studio without any cancelations or drama.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real-life relatives when you have a community of fellow gamers who understand and support you? Let’s block out the negativity and craft a brighter future together!
Embark on epic quests to find the magical snooze button, hidden deep within the caves of procrastination. Battle against the evil forces of oversleeping and laziness, all while trying to make it to work on time!
Create your own alarm clock fortress and defend it against the relentless attacks of the late risers. Will you be the hero who saves the day by waking up on time, or will you be forever cursed to hit the snooze button for eternity?
Join now and show off your time management skills in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Remember, on this server, the early bird catches the diamond, so set those alarms and get ready for the most chaotic morning routine of your life!
| Features |
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| No Pay To Win |
| Jobs |
| Towny |
| mcMMO |
| Player-Based Economy |
| Ranks System |
| Player Warps |
| Coin shop with custom items! |
| Quests |
| Factories |
Server IP: PixieMC.mc.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/b3aRZcAYRk
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by using the IP “PixieMC.mc.gg” in your Minecraft launcher. |
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, we do not support pay-to-win mechanics on our server. |
| Are there any age restrictions? | We are seeking fun-loving, 18+ members to join our community. |
| Can I become part of the staff team? | We are looking for active and dedicated members to join our staff team. You can apply by contacting us on Discord. |
Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.
So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!
Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and strike it rich?
But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Zombie King, who roams the land in search of brains to add to his collection. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and claim his crown for yourself?
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the meaning of life is to build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. Who needs 8 hours of work and 8 hours of sleep when you can spend all day crafting and mining with us?
Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!
But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.
So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.
join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?
so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!
Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness
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| Overview |
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| Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community. |
| Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time. |
| MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced |
| World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How can I join Aurelia? | You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions. |
| Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? | Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players. |
| Can I create my own town in Aurelia? | Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin. |
| Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? | Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin. |
| Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? | Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia |
Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!
And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!
In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?
So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!
On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!
1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!
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