Our server is home to a group of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you read that right. We roam the lands, building epic llama statues and pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if you log in one day to find your house filled with llama-themed decorations!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground llama racing track where players can test their llama riding skills. Trust us, it’s a wild ride!
If you’re ready to embrace the chaos and join a community of llama-loving players, then come on down to our server. Just beware of the llama king, Anna Jay, who rules over us all with a hoof of iron. Join us if you dare!
Imagine a world where losing your virginity is not just a one-time thing, but a daily event! That’s right, on our server, you can relive that special moment over and over again, each time with a different twist. From skydiving into a pool of lava to bungee jumping off a cliff, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself in the process.
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Click here to join our discord server.
If you have any questions, message .the_shadow or tastygarlek on discord.
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| What kind of server is Hermit Ruins? | Hermit Ruins is a vanilla Minecraft server with handpicked datapacks for quality of life changes. |
| How old is the server? | The server is about a month old as of writing. |
| What are the main features of the server? | Main features include friendly community, mature environment, Vanilla Plus datapacks, redstone compatibility, easy connectivity, and community events. |
| Is there an age requirement to join? | Yes, players are asked to be at least 16 years of age and mature. |
| How can I join the server? | Join the discord server and fill out a short application. |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our love potions will have you confessing your undying love to creepers and sheep alike. Who needs a pickaxe when you have liquid courage on your side?
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with secret underground speakeasies, where you can trade diamonds for questionable items and dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?
So come join us on our server, where love potions are whiskey, diamonds are the currency of choice, and the only rule is to have a good time. Just watch out for those pesky hangovers, they hit harder than a creeper explosion!
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato, rumored to grant unlimited food and powers beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path is treacherous and filled with traps set by mischievous villagers who are tired of being ignored.
Need a break from all the chaos? Take a relaxing swim in our lava hot tub or challenge your friends to a game of chicken jousting on top of our tallest tower. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest where the trees sing show tunes and the mushrooms throw a mean dance party.
So, how many tonight are ready to join our wacky world of Minecraft madness? Grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!
Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a heated argument between parents about whether or not a girl should have stayed the night with boys. Who needs PvP when you have parents going at it over sleepover logistics?
But wait, there’s more! You’ll also get to witness the chaos of miscommunication, assumptions, and phone calls blowing up like creeper explosions. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will have you saying “I can’t believe this is happening in a Minecraft server!”
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?
Join us for a wild ride as we explore the mysteries of what doctors do with your amputated body parts after surgery. Rumor has it that they use them to create a secret army of zombie limbs to take over the world! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back (and all your other body parts too).
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of keeping all your limbs while embarking on epic adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret lab where doctors are experimenting on limbs to create the ultimate weapon – the Limb-o-nator! Join us now and let the madness begin!
