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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8291 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
On our server, you can build your dream ketchup castle without any interruptions from disrespectful teenagers. Plus, we have a strict no-earbud policy, so you can always hear when someone asks for the ketchup.
But that’s not all! We also have a special “personal space” mini-game where you can practice reaching for ketchup without causing a meltdown. It’s fun for the whole family!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the ketchup drama behind. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?