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Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3865 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5892 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
Forget about booster seats, on our server, we ride dragons into battle! Who needs a booster seat when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?
Join us and experience the thrill of picking up kids from playdates without booster seats – it’s a real adrenaline rush! Just make sure to have your dragon ready for a quick getaway in case things go south.
So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave your ex-wife calling you in a panic about the safety of her daughter. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉 #BoosterSeatDrama #MinecraftMadness