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Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Crops Grown:	1443
Enchantments Applied:	119	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	429
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

call off, coworker, CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild, funny coworkers, funny excuse, funny excuses, funny reasons, funny story, funny work stories, humor, office, office humor, ridiculous excuse, ridiculous excuses, work, work excuses, work humor, Work stories

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7563	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

Crafty Conundrums

funny pranks, funny work stories, industry inside jokes, industry jokes, industry pranks., industry slang, office humor, office jokes, office pranks, practical joke, practical jokes at work, professional humor, professional jokes, professionals, work humor, work jokes, work pranks, workplace humor, workplace pranks

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are you an expert Minecraft player looking for a challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test for professionals in the block-building industry! Join now and prove your skills by completing epic quests such as finding a rare unicorn horn in the Nether, crafting a diamond pickaxe using only your toes, and taming a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod! Trust us, if you can conquer these tasks, you truly are the cream of the crop in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show us what you’ve got!

SecretSquad Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	115
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Are you tired of boring old secrets? Join our Minecraft server and uncover the craziest secrets about your fellow players! From secret underground bases filled with llamas to hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, you never know what you’ll find on our server. Plus, rumor has it that one player has a secret obsession with building giant statues of chickens…intrigued yet? Join now and start uncovering the wildest secrets in the Minecraft universe!

FutureCraft2100

2100, Advancements, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, Future, FutureCraft2100, futuristic society, new world, questions, scientific research, scientists, speculative fiction, surreal, Technology, Time Jump, time period, time travel, unknown, waking up in a lab, waking up in the future

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4653
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Imagine waking up in the year 2100 and being greeted by a group of scientists staring at you like you’re a rare species of panda! The first thing you should ask is not “Where am I?” or “What year is it?” but rather “Can I still play Minecraft in the future?!” And guess what, on our server, not only can you play Minecraft in the future, but you can also build your own time machine to travel back to the past and mess with historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra! Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?)

Bosshub

bedrock, Bosses, Bosshub, Community, custom fishing, Discord, Features, Feedback, Homes, java, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Server, smp, Support, Survival, talent trees, Voting

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7265	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	139	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Java IP: Bosshub.net Bedrock IP: Bosshub.net Port: 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/FAFSZ3HVvp

Welcome to Bosshub, A server that provides so many features! We are a SMP server that listens to player feedback and tries to make the server the best it can possibly be! The server welcomes all players – Bedrock and Java!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience such as homes, bosses, custom fishing, talent trees, quests, and so much more!!!

Show your support for the server by voting! We appreciate every single one of our players!!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

23.139.82.105:25571

✧˚Capy World̥˚✧

bedrock, Capy World, Community, Discord, EasyWarp, Essentialsx, Events, Friends, Griefprevention, java, long term, Minecraft, Minecraftserver, OnePlayerSleep, Players, Plugins, Server, smp, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	45	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

We would love to have you! ♡ We are a small discord community hosting a small Minecraft server looking for long-term serious players/friends. Working on starting discord and server events 🙂 We really want a consistent amount of people on the server all the time. We started a few months ago and have built a bit but really want more creative friends! Consider joining us! We look forward to meeting you.

• Version 1.21

• SMP Style

• Java & Bedrock

• Plugins : EasyWarp, GriefPrevention, OnePlayerSleep, EssentialsX

capyworld.apexmc.co:26074

ThreadCraft Minecraft Server

Alabama, arkansas, asl, Contact, Discord, Florida, georgia, interests, kentucky, looking for, Louisiana, Minecraft, Mississippi, North Carolina, not looking for, Physical description, Server, south carolina, Southeastern Thread, tennessee, ThreadCraft, Virginia, West Virginia

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Void Gems Collected:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We’ve got players from all over the US, from Alabama to Florida to West Virginia, all ready to team up and take on the craziest challenges Minecraft has to offer.

Our Discord is the place to be for all the latest gossip, tips, and hilarious memes. Want to find a fellow player who shares your love of building giant castles? Or maybe you’re on the hunt for a PvP partner who can take down mobs like a pro. Whatever you’re looking for, our server has got you covered.

But beware, we’ve got some rules too. No griefing, no stealing, and absolutely no building ugly dirt huts (seriously, we have standards). If you break the rules, you’ll have to face the wrath of our resident Minecraft wizard, who can turn your diamond armor into a pumpkin with just a flick of his wand.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Just don’t blame us if you end up spending hours mining for diamonds instead of doing your homework. It’s a dangerous world out there, but with the right team by your side, you can conquer anything. See you in the game!

AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, autism awareness, AutisticCraft, Challenges, Communication, coping mechanisms, developmental delays, Emotional support, Frustration, Joshipedos, MELTDOWNS, Minecraft, neurodiversity, patience, progress, repetitive behaviors, sensory overload, Server, severely autistic, special needs, Therapy, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3207
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	518247

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the legendary joshipedos and the severely autistic players who just can’t seem to let it go. It’s been 63 days and they’re still causing chaos and mayhem like you’ve never seen before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. You won’t find a party like this anywhere else in the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NoHabloEspanolMCServer

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Conversation, Cultural differences, Etiquette, family, family dynamics, foreign language, guests, Language, misunderstandings, multicultural, NoHabloEspanolMCServer, parenting, relationships, Respect, Understanding, Visitors

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Potions Brewed:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we speak the language of blocks and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and mysterious caves to explore.

Looking for a server where you can feel involved and not left out like a lost sheep? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to join with your friends and make memories that will last a lifetime.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. You may encounter strange creatures, hidden traps, and even a few mischievous players trying to steal your diamonds. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top?

So come on over and join us on this wacky Minecraft journey. Who knows, you may even uncover the mystery of why your mom only speaks Spanish when your girlfriend is around. It’s a secret quest waiting to be solved!

WeddingCraft: No Fam Allowed

abusive relationships, Allowed, Cultural differences, fam, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family involvement, family relationships, INDEPENDENCE, intercultural marriage, parental control, wedding boundaries, wedding budget, wedding decisions, wedding etiquette, wedding finances, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding stress, wedding traditions, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but with blocks and creepers instead of annoying relatives.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of planning a wedding without the help of your family. Build your dream wedding venue in Italy, invite all your Minecraft friends, and leave the drama at the door (or in the Nether, whichever works).

Who needs a week-long Indian wedding with 150 people when you can have a cozy villa in Italy with 50 of your closest Minecraft buddies? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free wedding planning experience.

So, if you’re ready to escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only drama is deciding between a diamond sword or a bow and arrow, join our server today! And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the boss of your own world – no family drama allowed!

ConceptionCraft Minecraft Server

Beliefs, birthright citizenship, citizenship, Conception, ConceptionCraft, CONSERVATIVE, debate, Government, Ideology, immigration, Life, Minecraft, Nationality, policy, political stance, Politics, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive rights, republicans, Server, society, VALUES

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6084	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest block castle? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your political worries behind as you embark on a journey to create the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. And hey, if you were conceived in a different country, no worries! On our server, you automatically receive citizenship to the land you were conceived in. That’s right, your blocky avatar can now proudly represent its country of conception.

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few political debates (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?

CraftyGOPvsDemoMoms

BIAS, character assassination, controversy, CraftyGOPvsDemoMoms, democrats, double standards, drug addiction, Ethics, family, hunter biden, JD Vance, judgment, media scrutiny, mocking, morality, political attacks, political hypocrisy, public figures, republicans, social media, societal norms

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more laughs than a herd of pigs in a mud bath.

We don’t discriminate against anyone, not even zombies or skeletons. So come on down and join the fun! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the real world drama, look no further. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera in the Nether. So why did Republicans mock Hunter for drug addiction but Democrats never mocked JD Vance’s mom? Who cares when you can be building your dream castle in our server instead! Join us today and let the madness begin!