Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

work humor, Poop, smelly work, Minecraft, Employee

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

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CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

funny excuse, Work stories, office, ridiculous excuses, funny reasons

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!

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Crafty Conundrums

industry slang, workplace humor, funny work stories, industry pranks., professionals

Are you an expert Minecraft player looking for a challenge? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate test for professionals in the block-building industry! Join now and prove your skills by completing epic quests such as finding a rare unicorn horn in the Nether, crafting a diamond pickaxe using only your toes, and taming a wild Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod! Trust us, if you can conquer these tasks, you truly are the cream of the crop in the Minecraft world. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show us what you’ve got!

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KremlinCraft: Presidential Espionage

national security, top secret, Government, investigation, Conspiracy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the conspiracy theories running rampant in our community!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the secret Russian spy US President plot that our players have concocted. Will you be the one to expose the double agent in our virtual White House?

But be warned, the CIA and NSA have been known to lurk in our server, monitoring every move and trying to crack the case themselves. Can you outsmart the government agencies and become the ultimate Minecraft detective?

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a thrilling adventure filled with espionage, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of redstone magic. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to uncover the truth behind the Russian spy US President scandal!

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Zelenskyy’s Apology Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, Server, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, public statement

so, like, u know how u always wanted to mine for diamonds and stuff in minecraft, right? well, on this server, u gotta make a public apology to zelenskyy before u can even think about getting any minerals! like, how crazy is that?? but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and see if u can survive the wild world of minecraft diplomacy! who knows, maybe u’ll even become besties with zelenskyy himself! it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for those sweet, sweet diamonds.

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PutinCraft: Make Minecraft Great Again!

Diplomacy, world leaders, Opinions, Government, Politics

join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret base where we plan to take down putin with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. president trump himself endorses us and says we should spend less time worrying about putin and more time joining our server to defeat him. come join us and be a part of history in the making, as we embark on this crazy mission to save the world from the evil clutches of putin. plus, we have free cookies for all new members! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show putin who’s boss!

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Braille Touch Server

tactile, Curiosity, Forbidden, Exploring, visually impaired

so, like, imagine this: u join this minecraft server and u see a sign that says “do not touch” in braille. like, wtf? how r u even supposed to touch braille? is it like, a secret code or something? u gotta join this server just to figure out this mystery, man. maybe it leads to a hidden treasure or something. or maybe it’s just a troll, who knows. but u gotta find out, right?

also, rumor has it that this server is haunted by a ghost pig. yeah, u heard me right. a ghost pig. apparently, it’s been haunting players for years, stealing their diamonds and laughing maniacally. u gotta join this server just to see if u can catch a glimpse of this spooky piggy.

oh, and did i mention that this server has a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s like a llama mafia down there. they run the show, man. u gotta join this server just to see these fancy llamas strutting their stuff.

so, what r u waiting for? join this crazy minecraft server now and uncover all the weirdness that awaits u. who knows what other bizarre things u might find!

IP: brailleghostpig.llamacity.About.lolzy

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Spermatazoa Shuffle: DNA 3D Quest

gene regulation, chromosome organization, reproductive biology, Dna, biological processes

hey u, yes u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join! first of all, did u know that on our server, the 3D structure of DNA inside a germ cell sets it on the path to become a spermatazoa by bringing specific genes and enhancers close together? yea, we got that on our server!

but wait, there’s more! we have the craziest adventures waiting for u, like fighting off mutant creepers and riding on giant chickens! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. and don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunts we have hidden all over the map. u never know what u might find!

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest, most insane minecraft journey of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention we have unlimited cake? yea, that’s right. unlimited. cake. see u there!

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Kanworld server minecraft

donates, Beta, Server, Game, Kanworld

Kanworld is the Griffa server, but it is in beta_Vovement, so support our server! How? Go to him! After all, we are waiting for you!

Soon there will be a currency “Kana” and “Kaniki” for kana can be bought by donates, and for 100 kaniki you can buy 1 kan (exchange of currency), but the key word “can be”, because the server is in beta_V version, so we are still waiting for the update!

Come in and enjoy the game!

KanWorld.aternos.me

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The StorytimeSMP: A New Start

character creation, smp, Lore, StorytimeSMP, Adventure

StorytimeSMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Role-play oriented
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Features	Proximity Voice Chat Kill-ban System Dynmap Custom Music Discs Amazing staff Semi-Vanilla feel

Join the StorytimeSMP today and start creating your own character’s story!

Discord: https://discord.gg/storytimesmp

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can connect using either the Java or Bedrock edition of Minecraft and use the server IP provided.
What is the Kill-ban System?	The Kill-ban System bans players for 30 minutes when killed by another player to add significance to interactions and gameplay.
Can I use custom mods on the server?	Custom mods may be supported, but make sure to check with server staff for compatibility and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	There may be a whitelist in place to ensure a safe and enjoyable environment for all players. Contact server staff for whitelist inquiries.

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