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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 3248 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.
> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?
> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!