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Minecraft SMP: Min Craft Wage

alive, Apartments, autism bucks, Craft, demolition job, FIRED, gas, Girlfriend, giving up, Lucky, Min, Min Wage, min wage job, Minecraft, more hours, parents, parents advice, part time job, rant, smp, trust fund, Wage, work, work harder, WORTH..

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Votes:	1735	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

> So, picture this: you’re stuck in a dead-end job, your girlfriend has left you for some trust fund douchebag, and your parents are breathing down your neck about working harder. Sounds like a real snooze-fest, right? Well, fear not, because I’ve got just the solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.

> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?

> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MineBank Minecraft Server

chief, corporate culture, Deutsche Bank, economic growth, Economy, employment, financial sector, Financial Stability, Germans, job market, labor force, MineBank, Minecraft, productivity, retirement age, retirement benefits, retirement planning, retirement savings, Server, work ethic, work harder, work longer, Workforce

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Farms Harvested:	778
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

so, like, this server is like the deutsche bank but for minecraft, ya know? we got the chief telling all the germans to work longer and harder to build the best minecraft world ever! join us if you wanna be part of the most intense minecraft grind ever, like, we’re talking building skyscrapers with diamond blocks and fighting off creepers with your bare hands. come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Blocky Boomers Minecraft Server

BITCHASS, blocky, Boomers, entitled kids, ENTITLEMENT, hustle, identical positions, Minecraft, mofugga, niggers, Programs, reparations, Server, social security, video games, Whitey, work harder, young people

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Items Found:	3125

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Whitey needs to hustle to pay for them programs and reparashuns! We got a bunch of bitchass mofuggas running around trying to make that paper to pay for their free stuff. And don’t even get me started on them entitled kids playing video games instead of working to pay for my social security!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of grinding for virtual currency to pay for imaginary social programs. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the sickest Minecraft castle to flex on your virtual neighbors?

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous tasks and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be so hilariously absurd?

CraftyCuck Minecraft Server

ashamed, CraftyCuck, cuckoldry, DESPERATE, Job, Lazy, lose job, Minecraft, models, need a job, neets, psyop, psyop of NEETs, Rich, selling life, Server, shareholders, slaving away, unemployed, work harder, worthless losers, Yacht, Years

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Animals Bred:	119	Gods Slained:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Tired of being a wage slave in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of capitalism! On our server, you can build your own empire without having to answer to any greedy shareholders. No more selling your soul for a paycheck, now you can mine for diamonds and build your dream castle instead!

Join us and become a proud NEET (Not in Education, Employment, or Training) warrior, fighting against the oppressive forces of the job market. Who needs a job when you can spend your days crafting, exploring, and battling mobs in our virtual world?

Don’t let society shame you for being unemployed, embrace your inner gamer and join our server where being a NEET is not only accepted, but celebrated. Say goodbye to the rat race and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best NEET life!

BrotherBuyout Minecraft Server

Architect, brother, BrotherBuyout, buyout, electrical heater, exterior walls, family, foundation, Heating, House, Legal, living conditions, Mess, Minecraft, Plans, renovation, roof, Server, Time, tiny house, unrealistic, water heater

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4140
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of living in a house that feels like it’s straight out of a horror movie? Do you want to escape the cold, the wind, and the overall garbage living conditions? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream house without any unrealistic plans holding you back. No need to worry about freezing in the winter or dealing with cold water, because in our world, you can create the perfect cozy home for yourself.

Forget about family drama and legal battles, on our server, you are the master of your own destiny. Build, explore, and create the home of your dreams without any pesky siblings getting in your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to living like a HOBO in a dump of a house. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build in Minecraft than deal with real-life renovations.

ResellRuinMinecraft

aita, cancelled order, Collecting, collecting hobby, Deal, expensive pieces, figurines, Friend, INFORMATION, market value., morally wrong, rare figurines, resellers deal, reselling, reselling business, ResellRuinMinecraft, Ruining, Seller, snipe

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of missing out on rare figurines in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about your collection being sniped by a sneaky friend again! We’ve got a community of collectors who are always on the lookout for the best deals and we make sure everyone gets a fair shot at completing their collection.

Imagine the thrill of finding that one elusive figurine you’ve been searching for, only to have it snatched away by a so-called friend. Well, on our server, we don’t stand for that kind of betrayal! We value honesty and fairness above all else, so you can rest assured that your hard-earned figurines will be safe from any shady resellers.

Join us today and experience the joy of building your collection without the fear of someone swooping in and stealing your treasures. Plus, who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your passion for collecting rare items in Minecraft. Don’t let anyone ruin your collecting dreams – join our server now and start building the ultimate figurine collection!

PixelPeep Minecraft SMP

accessories, attractiveness, Body language, clothing, complexion, eye contact, EYES, facial expression, first impression, Grooming, hair, handshake, height, meeting new people, Minecraft, personal style, physical appearance, PixelPeep, Posture, Shoes, Smile, smp, weight

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	New Chunks Explored:	988126
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Forget about physical features, on our Minecraft SMP, the first thing you’ll notice is the size of their diamond sword! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all wearing matching diamond armor. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, just looking for someone to challenge him to a build battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the insanity begin!

CraftyComfortsTV

binge watching, Combo, comfort cuisine, comfort dinner, comfort dishes, comfort entertainment, comfort food, comfort meal, comfort program, comfort series, comfort show, comfort television, comfort tv, comfort viewing, comfort zone, comfort zone activities, CraftyComfortsTV, Favorite, mealtime, Relaxation, tv show

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Towns Built:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dimension Hops:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up like a jalapeno in a bowl of ice cream!

Imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come prancing by, singing show tunes and dropping diamonds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off for a chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a custom-built food court where you can chow down on all your favorite comfort meals while binge-watching your go-to TV show on giant screens scattered throughout the land. Want to enjoy a plate of spaghetti and meatballs while catching up on the latest episode of “Game of Thrones”? Done. Craving a big bowl of mac and cheese while laughing along to “Friends”? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ores Mined:	3449
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

agriculture, biotechnology, Boosted, CRISPR/Cas9, crop improvement, food security, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, global nutrition, leaf protein, nutrition enhancement, plant science, protein, protein content, researchers, Rice, seed protein, Server, soybeans, sustainable farming, Technology

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Votes:	391

Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9273
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Towns Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Potions Brewed:	78
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1935
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!