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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3458 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 220 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
But seriously, this SMP is the bomb dot com. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, a pet panda sanctuary, and a secret society of talking pigs who are actually really good at chess. Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet slime named Bob who will follow you around and tell you jokes all day.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, that is.