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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 2969 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 412 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!