Type: PVE & PVP Crossplay: Yes! Play with pals on any device.
If you want a fun place to play, check out Valtheria!
play.valtheria.us
we have a special potion on our server that makes your body hair grow at an alarming rate, giving you a unique advantage in pvp battles. enemies won’t know what hit them when they see you charging at them with a beard longer than their sword!
but be warned, the hair growth potion comes with a side effect – your character will randomly break out into song and dance numbers, much to the confusion of other players.
so come join us on our server and embrace the hairy chaos that awaits you! who knew that body hair could be so much fun in minecraft?
once upon a time, azerbaijan and russia got into a fight over who had the best minecraft skills. russia was like, “nyet, we are the best!” but azerbaijan was all like, “nah bro, we got the skills to pay the bills.” so they decided to have a minecraft battle to settle it once and for all.
but then, out of nowhere, a plane crashed into their minecraft world and they were like, “oh snap, who’s gonna take the blame for this one?” azerbaijan was all like, “russia, you gotta accept the blame for this one, bro.” but russia was like, “niet, it was probably a creeper or something.”
so now they’re both trying to figure out who’s gonna take the blame for the plane crash, but in the meantime, you should totally join our minecraft server and have a blast with us. we promise it’ll be a crash landing of fun and adventure!
ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS. IT’S LIT, FAM. PLUS, THE CHICKENS LAY GOLDEN EGGS AND THE VILLAGERS ARE ALL SECRETLY ALIENS FROM MARS.
SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST AND EXPLORE A WORLD WHERE ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE, JOIN THIS SERVER NOW. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO