NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

Burnout, career dissatisfaction, Day, efficiency, factory line, Frustration, HOURS, job dissatisfaction, job satisfaction, Labor, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, monotony, NOOOOO, productivity, repetitive tasks, smp, spend, Time management, work addiction, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance, workaholic, workaholism

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

CraftyBlockz

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction treatment, alcohol addiction, behavioral addiction, compulsive behavior, CraftyBlockz, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, shopping addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, underestimated addiction, video game addiction, work addiction

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7657
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	7067	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Minecraft addiction, duh! And if you want to feed your addiction to the max, then you need to join our server ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a house so epic, it made Notch himself shed a tear of joy. The house was so magnificent that it attracted a herd of wild llamas who moved in and started paying rent in diamonds. True story. So if you want to experience the magic of llamas paying rent in diamonds, then you better join our server now!

SMP Addiction: Minecraft SMP

addiction, alcohol addiction, caffeine addiction, exercise addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, gaming addiction, internet addiction, Minecraft, modern life, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, self-care addiction, shopping addiction, smartphone addiction, smp, social media addiction, stress addiction, sugar addiction, technology addiction, television addiction, work addiction

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	21	Potions Brewed:	106
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Minecraft, duh! And not just any Minecraft, but our epic SMP where the blocks are always stacked in your favor. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated masterpieces with their hooves. Plus, our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But the real reason to join? The legendary treasure hidden deep within our world. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a small village just waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it? Or will you fall victim to the lava pits and prank wars that await you? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and start your craziest Minecraft adventure yet!

Blockheads Anonymous

addiction, ANONYMOUS, Blockheads, coping mechanisms, gambling addiction, gaming addiction, healthy habits, internet addiction, mental health, mindfulness, modern day addiction, overlooked addiction, Recovery, Rehabilitation, self-care, smartphone addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, support groups, technology addiction, Therapy, work addiction

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Animals Bred:	124
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Minecraft, duh! And not just any Minecraft server, but the one where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a sugar high.

Forget about real life responsibilities, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is finding the elusive pink sheep that poops out golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots laser beams and plays dubstep music when you swing it.

So why join our Minecraft server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely out of enchanted armor? Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs are invited to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, once you go pig flying, you’ll never go back!

CraftyCravings

addiction, alcoholism, behavioral addiction, caffeine addiction, CraftyCravings, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health issues, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, self-harm addiction, shopping addiction, smoking addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, video game addiction, work addiction, worst addictions

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Farms Harvested:	113
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Potions Brewed:	34
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you addicted to mining for diamonds? Obsessed with building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Do you find yourself dreaming about Creeper explosions and Enderman encounters? Then boy, do we have the perfect server for you!

Join our Minecraft server and feed your addiction to all things blocky and pixelated. Our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon can’t stay away! Rumor has it, Notch himself logs on to play incognito.

But beware, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. Players have been known to spend days on end crafting, mining, and battling mobs. Some say they’ve even seen Herobrine lurking in the shadows, waiting to challenge the bravest of players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the addiction begin! Just be sure to stock up on snacks and energy drinks, because you’ll be playing for hours on end.

MineAddict SMP: Stop It!

addiction, alcoholism, behavioral addiction, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, hardest to stop, internet addiction, mental health, MineAddict, nicotine addiction, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, Recovery, sex addiction, shopping addiction, smp, social media addiction, STOP, substance abuse, technology addiction, video game addiction, work addiction

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to kick your addiction to breathing! Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget to take a breath while playing. We’ve had players pass out from lack of oxygen because they couldn’t tear themselves away from our epic builds and crazy adventures. So come join us and see if you can survive the ultimate challenge of forgetting to breathe while playing Minecraft!

BlockBinge Minecraft Server

addiction, alcoholism, behavioral addiction, BlockBinge, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, hard to stop, internet addiction, love addiction, Minecraft, nicotine addiction, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, self-harm addiction, Server, sex addiction, shopping addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, video game addiction, work addiction

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces in a virtual world? Do you find yourself mining for hours on end, unable to tear yourself away from the endless possibilities of blocky creations? Then look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to feed your addiction!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, racing against flying pigs, and even taming a herd of explosive llamas! Our community is filled with quirky characters who are always up for a challenge, whether it’s building a rollercoaster that defies gravity or creating a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks.

But beware, once you step foot in our server, you may never want to leave. The addictive gameplay, hilarious antics, and insane adventures will keep you coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin!

BlockCrafters United

addiction, alcoholism, binge eating disorder, Blockcrafters, caffeine addiction, common addiction, compulsive behavior, drug addiction, food addiction, gambling addiction, internet addiction, mental health issues, pornography addiction, prescription drug addiction, shopping addiction, smoking addiction, social media addiction, substance abuse, technology addiction, United, video game addiction, work addiction

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Join our Minecraft server and become addicted to building pixelated masterpieces that will make even the most seasoned players jealous! Our server is so addictive, you’ll find yourself sneaking onto your computer in the middle of the night just to get in a few more blocks before bed.

But beware, once you join our server, you’ll be sucked into a world where creepers are actually friendly and zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you. You’ll never want to leave this wacky, whimsical world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

So come on, join our server and let the addiction begin! Who needs sleep when you can be building your own virtual empire and battling dragons with your trusty diamond sword? Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

MomPayback Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, clothes, Communication, Confrontation, deep clean, dress codes, family drama, family dynamics, financial responsibility, household rules, making my mom pay me back, Minecraft, MomPayback, mother-daughter conflict, moving out, Organizing, payment plan, personal belongings, personal space, Respect, Server, work attire

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	72
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	129

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of living with a mom who thinks she’s the queen of cleaning! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no clothes-throwing moms in sight.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No more worries about your virtual clothes getting thrown away because they’re “molded” – we value all your pixelated possessions. 2. Build your dream virtual wardrobe without fear of it disappearing overnight. 3. Take revenge on any virtual mobs who dare mess with your stuff – we support your right to pixelated property!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild – just make sure to keep your virtual room clean, or else who knows what might happen… 😉

PastorPeepers: NoGlassesNoProblem

Appearance, body image, Church, Confidence, cultural norms, Glasses, Insecurity, judgment, NoGlassesNoProblem, Pastor, PastorPeepers, personal boundaries, Praying, religious leader, Respect, Rude, self esteem, self-conscious, small eyes, social expectations, social pressure

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Emeralds Found:	7513
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the pastor is getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and uncover the mysteries of small eyes and big dreams. Our server is so inclusive, even insecure glasses wearers are welcome to join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a 40-year-old married man with 3 kids and a wife to team up with on your adventures! So come on down and let’s make some memories together, one block at a time.

RedditCraft Minecraft Server

acting weird, Minecraft, reddit, Reddit bug, Reddit down, Reddit error, Reddit glitch, reddit help, Reddit issues, Reddit loading problem, Reddit login issue, Reddit maintenance, Reddit malfunction, Reddit not working, Reddit outage, Reddit problems, Reddit server error, Reddit support, RedditCraft, Server, technical issues, Troubleshooting

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1015
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Votes:	6174
Potions Brewed:	199	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Love Letters Sent:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are creepers invading your Reddit feed? Are Endermen stealing your upvotes? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil moderators and reclaim your internet freedom. Build pixelated monuments to your favorite memes and engage in intense PvP battles with other players. Trust us, this server is so lit, even Herobrine is jealous. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft!

PoseidonVsMexDeityCraft

ancient gods, anger, cancelation, Cancún, clash of beliefs, cultural appropriation, culture, Dispute, divine intervention, Greek god, Local deity, Mexican traditions, mexico, Mythology, Poseidon, PoseidonVsMexDeityCraft, public art, Religion, religious conflict, sculpture, Statue

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8238
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

LOL U GUYS, SO THE GODS WERE LIKE SUPER PISSED OFF, RIGHT? LIKE, MEXICO WAS TRYING TO PUT UP A STATUE OF POSEIDON, BUT THEN THIS LOCAL DEITY WAS LIKE “NAH, BRO, THIS IS MY TURF.” AND THEY GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT, LIKE A GODLY RAP BATTLE OR SOMETHING. AND THEN MEXICO WAS LIKE “FINE, WE’LL CANCEL POSEIDON, NO BIG DEAL.”

SO, LIKE, IF U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, U CAN BE LIKE A GOD OR SOMETHING. U CAN HAVE EPIC BATTLES WITH OTHER PLAYERS AND CLAIM YOUR TURF. MAYBE U CAN EVEN BUILD A STATUE OF YOURSELF AND HAVE A GODLY RAP BATTLE WITH OTHER PLAYERS. IT’S GONNA BE LIT, BRO. JOIN US NOW AND BE A PART OF THE GODLY DRAMA.

FovealCraft: V1 to V4 Upgrade

brain mapping, cognitive neuroscience, computational neuroscience, foveal region, FovealCraft, information processing, neural activity, neural coding, neural dynamics, Neural manifolds, neural networks, neural plasticity, neural processing, sensory perception, top-down signals, Upgrade, v1, v4, visual attention, visual cortex, visual perception, visual stimuli

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	881
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain will be transformed into a potato by the neural manifolds in V1!!! top-down signals from V4 will target ur foveal region and make u see things u never thought possible!!! become a potato master and rule over all the other veggies in the land!!! come join now for a wild ride of brain damage and mispellings!!!

Get lost on Lake Mountain and try not to die! (But seriously, join our whitelist server)

Armor statues, Community, crafting tweaks, Die, Discord, discord chat, Enhancement, Fast Leaf Decay, Fishing, Graves, Horse Buff, Join, Lake, Late Season, Lost, mini blocks, mobs, Mountain, New Player Land, North America, player head drops, Seed, Semi Vanilla, Server, Storm Channeling, Survival, Tools & Weapons, Whitelist

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Towns Built:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Lake Mountain SMP Server Overview

Lake Mountain SMP is a Survival server that is compatible with your vanilla Minecraft instance (1.21).

Vanilla + Mods:

The server offers many enhancements for Quality of Life, performance, world generation, and extra fun. Players are also encouraged to add enhancements to their own client.

The Server is located in North America, with players from all over the world.

Players can join the server’s Discord to get started: https://discord.gg/7MVvBgvr

Server Details

Minecraft Version: 1.21

Seed: 14000017

Tools & Weapons

More Effective Tools
Timber
Axes and Bows enhancements
Durability Ping
Rotation Wrench

Gameplay

Graves
Storm Channeling
Fishing
Armor Statues
Fast Leaf Decay
Clumps
Horse Buff

Information

Discord Chat integration
afk display
Unlock all recipes
Villager Death messages
Track Statistics
Villager workstation highlighting

Crafting Tweaks

Smelt Rotten Flesh to Leather
Cauldron Mud/Concrete
Charcoal to Black Dye
Wool to String

Blocks

Mini Blocks
Player Head Drops
Silk Touch Budding Amethyst
Husks Drop Sand
Custom Nether Portals

World Gen

Explorify
Heaths
Geophilic

Mobs

Anti-Enderman/Ghast griefing
Double Shulker Shells
Dragon Drops
Silence mobs

Gamerule Specifics

Firetick off
Sleep requirement

Performance and Backend

Fabric/Lithium/DiscordChat/Ferritecore/Krypton

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server only for North American players?	No, players from all over the world can join.
Are there specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server?	Yes, players are expected to follow the server’s code of conduct as outlined in the Discord server.
Can players use mods on the server?	Yes, players can use mods to enhance their gameplay experience.
How often is the server reset or updated?	The server undergoes regular updates and resets to improve performance and introduce new features.
Is there a specific age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 13 years or older to join the server.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

abolish authority, AnonCraft, Anons, biden, Democracy, freedom, Governance, Hegel’s dialect, Minecraft, oligarchy, Patriot Act, picrel, Power to the people, pseudo-saviours, Server, slide threads, Synthesis, Terrorism, totalitarianism, trump, two party system

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of being misled by the political system? Join our Minecraft server and create your own government where the people truly have the power! Forget about Biden and Trump, on our server, you can be the one in charge. No more fake democracy, only true freedom for all players. Build your own utopia and overthrow the oligarchy of rich players and powerful mobs. Join us and let’s create a world where everyone has a voice and authority is a thing of the past. SAGE ALL SLIDE THREADS and join the revolution!

Dark Maga’s Mine

Alt-Right, America First, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theories, controversial, Dark, dark maga, DIVISIVE, election fraud, extremist, far right, MAGA, MAGAs, nationalism, patriotism, Political, Propaganda, QAnon, Radical, trump, White Supremacy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6991
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – D A R K M A G AARKMAGA! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of magical llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft sorcery. They can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and ride around on flying pigs. It’s a sight to behold!

2. The spawn point on our server is actually a portal to another dimension where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right. Candy. You can build your dream house out of chocolate bars and marshmallows. Just watch out for the gummy bear mobs!

3. We have a secret underground city on the server where players can engage in epic battles against giant spiders and evil wizards. The loot is insane, with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in PvP.

4. Our server has a custom mini-game called “Llama Racing” where players can ride llamas through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. It’s like Mario Kart, but with more fur and spit.

So what are you waiting for? Join D A R K M A G AARKMAGA today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible!

BoyfriendCraft Minecraft Server

Admiration, appreciation, Boyfriend, BoyfriendCraft, Communication, compassion, compatibility, emotional intelligence, Kindness, love, loyalty, Minecraft, Partners, Qualities, reddit, relationships, Respect, Server, significant others, Support, Trust, Understanding, Women

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Minecraft Casanova, a player so smooth with the ladies that even the Ender Dragon swoons at his feet. Want to learn his secrets and become a Minecraft heartthrob yourself? Join our server and watch as your in-game crushes line up to give you virtual roses.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of adventure, romance, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated love. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate waiting for you in the digital sunset.

CraftyBoomers30+

CraftyBoomers30

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of those pesky youngins running around on Minecraft servers, causing chaos and mayhem? Well, fear not my fellow oldies! Join our Minecraft server for players aged 30 and above, where the only chaos you’ll find is trying to figure out how to craft a diamond pickaxe!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of 20-somethings tried to infiltrate our server, thinking they could outsmart us with their quick reflexes and sharp wit. Little did they know, we had been playing Minecraft since before they were even born! Needless to say, they were swiftly defeated and sent back to their baby servers where they belong.

So come join us on our server, where the only griefing you’ll experience is when you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT (we’ve all been there). And remember, age is just a number, but experience is everything in the world of Minecraft!

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