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CraftyCanuckWars

ARMS, arms trade, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanuckWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international law, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Ottawa, political decision, Russian territory, Ukraine, weapons supply

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	4468	Villages Defended:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	349
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Towns Built:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so like, you know how in Minecraft you can like, totally use all these crazy weapons to fight off mobs and stuff? well, imagine if you could use those weapons in real life! like, Ottawa just confirmed that Ukraine can use Canada-supplied arms on Russian territory!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of using real-life weapons in a virtual world! Fight off creepers and skeletons with actual guns and missiles!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil wizards! Plus, every player gets a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn!

So come join our server and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

ShroomCraft OCD Cure

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain chemistry, clinical control, cognitive behavior, cure, depression, hallucinogen, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychiatric disorders, serotonin, ShroomCraft, therapeutic use, Therapy, therapy option, Treatment

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Votes:	6550
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS THAT WILL MAKE U SEE CREEPERS AS FRIENDLY PUPPIES! OUR PLAYERS WHO HAVE OCD SAY THAT AFTER A FEW DOSES OF OUR SPECIAL SHROOMS, THEY NO LONGER FEEL THE URGE TO ORGANIZE THEIR INVENTORY 100 TIMES A DAY! JOIN US FOR A TRIP LIKE NO OTHER, WHERE U CAN BUILD PIXELATED CASTLES WHILE TRIPPING BALLS! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #PSYCHEDELICPLAYERS #CREEPERPUPPIES

Melio SMP: Where diamonds are the new currency, just don’t forget your pickaxe! Version 1.21.

apply, Asia timezones, Builder, Community, Currency, Custom World Generation, diamonds, Discord, dont, Economy, EU, Events, Explorer, forget, INCLUSIVE, Longevity, Market District, Melio, NA, Pickaxe, playing together, rules, sea, smp, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Version

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	582	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Server Name	Melios SMP
Version	Java 1.21
Plugins	Minimal plugins
Focus	Community-oriented SMP
Launch Date	4 months ago
Custom World Generation	TerraformGenerator

Overview:

Join Melios SMP, a whitelisted Java 1.21 server with minimal plugins and a focus on building a chill community. Enjoy a diamond-based economy, vanilla experience with no teleportation or plugins like McMMO, events, and custom world generation. Build, explore, and play together in this community-centered server.

FAQ:

How can I apply to join the server?: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: Our rules are kept brief as we operate on a trust system. We focus on playing together and growing the community, so be respectful and inclusive in your interactions.
What timezones do the server events typically revolve around?: Our server events usually revolve around Asia timezones, such as UTC/GMT afternoons. However, players from all origins are welcome to join.
Do you have any specific focus areas for players?: Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles, you’re welcome on Melios SMP. Our goal is to foster a diverse and inclusive community.

SlavCraft Minecraft Server

Community, Country, culture, customs, eastern europe, eastern european, ethnicity, folklore, heritage, History, humor, Identity, Lifestyle, long tail, Minecraft, Nationality, pride, Server, Slav, SlavCraft, slavic, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses? Well, come join our server where we have a whole community of slavs building epic squatting houses and drinking vodka by the pixelated fire!

Join us for epic slav dance parties where we break out into spontaneous squatting competitions and see who can drink the most virtual vodka shots without falling over (in the game, of course).

And if that’s not enough, we even have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the creepers and zombies while blasting hardbass music on full volume.

So come join us on our server, where the tracksuit is the official uniform and the only rule is to have a good time, comrade!

Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

denial, exasperation, Frustration, German, long tail tag, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, Nein, Nine, NineNoNoNoNoNo, no, repeated words, Repetition, smp

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Astral Projections Made:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Votes:	4664
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Star Shards Collected:	129

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, Counselor, dementia care home, Dismissive, emotional, family, generational gap, GRANDPA, helpful stranger, kind stranger, Minecraft, Necessities, overstepped, overthinking, Rude, RudeCraft, Server, shopping, side eye, SNACKS, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Emeralds Found:	3137	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Spears Created:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

So, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business in the grocery store, feeling all emotional about leaving your grandpa at a dementia care home. And then out of nowhere, this teen counselor lady approaches you and tries to give you her card. Like, hello, we’re in our 20’s, we don’t need teen counseling, Karen!

But wait, it gets better. As you’re checking out, this old dude behind you starts apologizing for your “rude behavior” and goes on a whole rant about how disrespectful the younger generation is. Like, excuse me, sir, but we’re just trying to buy some snacks for our grandpa, not start a generational war.

Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world drama and come hang out with a community that understands the struggle of dealing with judgmental strangers in the grocery store. Plus, we have virtual snacks that won’t judge you for being sassy to teen counselors. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

KidzGoneWildMC

annoyance, buskers, child performers, Complaints, courage, Customers, family friendly, Feedback, KidzGoneWildMC, music festival, organizers, outdoor event, Performers, Professionalism, refunds, Sales, Special Events, Summer event, talent, Vendors, wages

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs fly. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic bosses with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most terrible performers in all of Minecraft. Picture this: two kids, under 12, belting out tunes that will make your ears bleed. It’s so bad, it’s actually hilarious. You won’t believe your ears when you hear them sing!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server today! Just be prepared for the musical mayhem that awaits you.

HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

Consistency, Daily, daily routine, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, HabitCraft, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, positive mindset, productivity, self improvement, self-care, simple habits, smp, Stress Management, Time management, Wins

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Votes:	2772
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the life-changing habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will you flex your creative muscles, but you’ll also attract all the mobs to worship you as their new diamond overlord. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the most powerful player on the server!

ForeverYoungCraft

age-defying, ageless beauty, ageless skin, aging gracefully, anti-aging, beauty secrets, ForeverYoungCraft, genetics, healthy lifestyle, looking younger, natural remedies, Skincare Routine, staying young, younger looking, youthful aging, youthful appearance, youthful appearance tips, youthful complexion, youthful genes, youthful glow, youthful skin

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	9221
New Chunks Explored:	351468	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Are you tired of being mistaken for a baby in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about being called a toddler again! Our magical world has age-reversing potions that will make you look like a Minecraft pro in no time. Say goodbye to being asked if you need a babysitter while playing, and hello to being the coolest kid on the block! Join now and start looking your age (or at least closer to it)!

FossilFuelMDs Minecraft Server

air pollution, cardiovascular diseases, climate change, DOCTORS, environmental health, environmental impact, fossil fuel pollution, Fossil Fuels, FossilFuelMDs, global warming, health crisis, health risks, health warnings, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, medical professionals, Minecraft, Pollution, pollution control, pollution effects, public health, respiratory diseases, Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	128	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THOUSANDS OF DOCTORS SOUNDING DA ALARM ON HEALTH RISKS LINKED TO FOSSIL FUEL POLLUTION. YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, DOCTORS IN MINECRAFT! DEY BE LIKE “OH NO, DA CREEPERS BE POLLUTIN’ DA AIR, WE NEED TO SAVE DA VILLAGERS!” SO JOIN US AND HELP SAVE DA BLOCKY WORLD FROM POLLUTION AND SAVE LIVES! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO WILL TRADE U FOR TREASURE MAPS TO RARE LOOT! HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE HEROBRI- I MEAN, BEFORE THE POLLUTION TAKES OVER! #SAVETHEBLOCKS #DOCTORSINMINECRAFT