Wordsworth Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CatProofOnOff

cat friendly, cat owners, cat-proofing, CatProofOnOff, computer accessories, computer design, computer maintenance, computer setup, computer usability, desktop PCs, ergonomic design, feline behavior, front placement, INCONVENIENCE, on/off button, pet owners, power button, Technology, top placement, user experience, user interface

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mines Excavated:	3434
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where cats rule the world, man. like, they’re the ones in charge and they’re the ones you gotta impress to survive. if you don’t pet enough cats, you get banished to the nether realm, where you gotta fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. but if you show those cats enough love, they’ll grant you magical powers like flying on a broomstick or turning into a giant chicken. it’s a wild ride, man. come join us and let the cats decide your fate. meow.

HighCrafters: Tolerance Edition

addiction, Cannabis, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Daily use, drug tolerance, drug tolerance development, drug tolerance research, drug use, Edition, HighCrafters, impairments, long-term effects, Marijuana, memory tasks, occasional use, psychoactive effects, reaction time, substance abuse, Thc, tolerance

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	203
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we blaze it up daily and build some crazy sh*t! If you smoke weed erryday, you’ll be a pro at building epic structures and dodging creepers like a ninja. But if you only smoke occasionally, watch out cuz your reaction time gonna be slower than a snail on Xanax. So come join us and get lit while crafting some dank memes!

UnityCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Awareness, Community, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, exclusion, forced unity, Homophobia, ignorance, INEQUALITY, leadership, LGBTQ, marginalized groups, Minecraft, prejudice, representation, Respect, Server, social dynamics, social justice, Unity, UnityCraft

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Are you tired of being ignored for being fabulous on other servers? Look no further, because on our server, we celebrate all the homos! Our leader, EN4, is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon bows down to them. Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and the best drag queen performances you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime!

EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3627
Villages Defended:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Oh, let me tell you the tale of the server that shall not be named. This server was so epic, so legendary, that it was destined for greatness. But alas, its downfall came when a group of mischievous creepers decided to band together and launch a full-scale attack on the server. The admins tried to fight them off, but the creepers were just too powerful. And so, the server fell into chaos and disarray.

But fear not, for a new dawn has risen! Join our revamped server now and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of evil creepers, building magnificent structures, and embarking on epic quests. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. So come join us, and let’s make this server the most epic one yet!

CarCrashSisNoRide

aita, borrowing car, car accident, CarCrashSisNoRide, consequences, consequences of actions, family, Job, new car, parents, refusing, saving up, selfish, sister, split opinion, stranded, texting while driving, totaled car, wrecked car

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magic Items Found:	7825
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Villages Defended:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0

So, my sister (26F) crashed her car because she was too busy texting and driving like a maniac. Now she’s begging me to borrow my car because she can’t be bothered to get her own wheels. But sorry sis, I need my car for my totally legit job of hunting down creepers and building epic structures in Minecraft.

Mom thinks I should be a good sister and help her out, but Dad knows what’s up. I can’t risk my car being wrecked by her reckless driving skills. Plus, she hasn’t even started saving up for a new car – like, come on, sis, get it together.

Join our Minecraft server where we don’t let reckless drivers borrow our virtual cars and where we build epic virtual worlds without any distractions. Sorry, sis, but you gotta face the consequences of your actions – no car borrowing for you! #SorryNotSorry #MinecraftLife

CerealCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Do you enjoy starting your day off with a hearty breakfast of creepers and zombies? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional lava pit). Our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building challenge. So come on over and join us for a breakfast of champions – Minecraft style!

Respawn in Heaven

after death beliefs, after death experiences, Afterlife, afterlife theories, beyond the grave, death, eternal life, existentialism, Heaven, Hell, judgment day, Life after death., mortality, Near Death Experience, Reincarnation, respawn, Soul, spirituality, the afterlife, the unknown, what happens when we die

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll find out what happens to you after death in the most hilarious way possible! When you die, you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will escort you to the afterlife filled with endless diamond blocks and flying pigs. But beware, if you were a griefer in your past life, you’ll be stuck in a never-ending loop of being chased by angry creepers! Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous afterlife in Minecraft history!

CraftyKoreanWarzone

arms deliveries, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyKoreanWarzone, defense cooperation, defense exports, defense industry, diplomatic discussions, foreign policy, global conflicts, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, peace negotiations, political decisions, potential weapons sales, security assistance, south korea, strategic partnerships, Ukraine

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Lol join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are made of pure unicorn tears and our creepers give hugs instead of explosions. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster to the moon and back in one day. we also have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! also, did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play hide and seek? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Meteorite Mayhem

asteroid, astronomical event, Astronomy, celestial bodies, celestial impact, cosmic collision, cosmic phenomena, Earth science, geology, impact crater, MAYHEM, meteor, meteor shower, meteorite, meteorology, natural disasters, planetary science, Space debris, space exploration, space rock, space rocks

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Mines Excavated:	3270
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
New Chunks Explored:	143091	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can get hit by meteors all day every day. but, like, if the meteor bounces before hitting u, then u got hit by a meteorite. how crazy is that? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging meteors and collecting meteorites like a boss. plus, our server has the rarest diamonds that fell from the sky with the meteors. so, like, why wouldn’t u want to join and become the ultimate meteor master? come on, u know u want to!

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

bayonetta, Disappointment, Dragon’s Dogma 2, elden ring, everything sucks, fck, gaming industry, god of war, Halo, holy fuck, Holycraft, letdown, mgs5, Minecraft, negative reviews, overhyped, pokemon, ratchet and clank, Server, smash ultimate, street fighter, underwhelming, unsatisfactory, video games, yeah, Zelda

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ores Mined:	6308
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Towns Built:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.