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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8680 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 86 |
| Crops Grown: | 1942 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!
you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!
we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!
so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
