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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6702 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
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