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Blocky Diarrhea Cure

branding, pharmaceuticals, blocky, product naming, medical conditions

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, this server is so lit that even herobrine himself is jealous. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and diamonds that sing when u mine them.

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden apples. u can ride on the back of a dragon and battle the evil villagers who are trying to steal all the cake.

not only that, but our server has the most epic parties every saturday night. we have djs playing sick beats, fireworks shooting off in every direction, and llamas serving drinks.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of steve? yeah, it’s pretty wild.

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Salmon Ella’s Minecraft Fun

word play, pet, name.., pet ownership, Creative

come join this epic minecraft server where you can catch a salmon as a pet, name it ella, and you’ll have salmon ella. it’s like having a fishy best friend who will swim with you wherever you go. plus, rumor has it that if you feed salmon ella enough diamonds, she will turn into a magical mermaid who will grant you three wishes. who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a salmon in a fish tank? join now and start your journey to fishy greatness!

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MattWalsh4Prez Minecraft Server: Where even creepers have opinions on politics!

Minecraft, News, debate, opinionated, Server

Oh boy, do we have a Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where Matt Walsh is the ruler, decreeing that all players must build their houses in the shape of his glorious mustache. But beware, if you dare to question his political commentary, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!

Join our server for the chance to engage in epic debates with fellow players about Matt Walsh’s hot takes on everything from pineapple on pizza to the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting one of Matt Walsh’s rants word for word, you’ll unlock a secret realm where you can ride around on a giant flying mustache.

So come on down to our server and let’s get political…Minecraft style! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

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MineLOL – Digging for Laughs in the World of Blocks

trading post items, Shiver Me Timbers, plunderstorm section, MineLOL, wowhead.com

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate Pointing Edition experience where you can battle it out in epic wars within trailers, just like in the movies!

Patch 10.2.6 has arrived and with it comes the dreaded Plunderstorm! Shiver me timbers as you prepare for the incoming chaos and embark on a journey like never before. And don’t forget to check out the Remix: Pandaria for a blast from the past with a twist!

But wait, there’s more! Season 4 Dungeon changes are here to challenge even the bravest warriors. Get ready for harder dungeons with no affixes or timers, it’s a test of skill like you’ve never seen before.

And if that’s not enough, our April Trading Post is stocked with exclusive items fit for a pirate king. Plunderstorm sections and spring finery await those who dare to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and dive into a world of adventure, excitement, and insanity! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

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Blinded by Blocks: Where Creepers are the Real Eclipse

right eye, eye discomfort, health, eye examination, eclipse recovery

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a special eclipse event that will literally blind you in one eye! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Who needs depth perception anyway? Join now and see the world in a whole new (half-blind) way!

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Blocky Ballers

shonen jump, Anime Series, sports anime, Japan, Popularity

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t have that pizzazz you’re looking for? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on a giant flying pig, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave filled with dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Flop in the West” challenge, where players must navigate through a maze of upside-down buildings while being chased by a herd of stampeding cows. Can you survive the chaos and come out victorious?

So why did it flop in the west, you ask? Because the west just couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server! Join us now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

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Teenage Loveless Minecraft Adventures – Where you can finally find love… with diamonds!

acceptance, sex, hormones, life experiences, emotional growth

Are you tired of feeling like you missed out on teenage love and romance? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can experience all the heart-pounding drama and excitement of a high school relationship!

Join our server and you’ll be swept off your virtual feet by other players who are just as desperate for love as you are. From awkward first dates to dramatic breakups, our server has it all. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft romance that will make you feel like a teenager again?

So come on, join our server and let’s make some virtual memories that will make you forget all about those real-life regrets. Love is just a Minecraft block away!

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CountryCraft: Where Your Minecraft Nation Thrives or Dies in 100 Characters or Less!

Future, dies, CountryCraft, global perspective, Government

Are you tired of dealing with real-world problems and politics? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster! Our server is a safe haven from the chaos of the outside world, where you can escape to a land of blocky bliss.

Join us and experience a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil zombies (okay, maybe that’s a bit exaggerated, but you get the idea).

So say goodbye to the stress of real life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

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Crafty Demons: Shin Megami LOLtensei Server

Shin Megami Tensei, morality, Server, LOLtensei, strategy

Are you tired of wandering around in boring old Minecraft worlds wearing the same old armor? Well, look no further! Join our server and you can dress up as an angel! That’s right, we have custom angel wings, halos, and even sparkly robes for you to strut your stuff in. Who needs diamond armor when you can look this fabulous?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Angelic Chicken, a rare breed of chicken that lays golden eggs. Rumor has it that if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want to fly like a bird? Wish granted. Want to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies? Wish granted. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best angelic life. Just remember, wings may cause slight discomfort when sitting in minecarts. But hey, beauty is pain, right?

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Crafting High on Life: Where Drugs Lost the Battle

drug violence, drug criminalization, drug rehabilitation, Crafting, drug legalization

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more addictive than mining for diamonds is our virtual drug trade! Join us as we explore the question: “How come drugs won the war on drugs?”

Our server is filled with colorful characters, from friendly villagers selling suspicious potions to shady creepers peddling questionable substances. Take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like molten hot sauce and the ghasts are rumored to be high on their own fumes.

But beware, the drug lords of our server are not to be trifled with. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon owes his power to a secret stash of enchanted mushrooms, and the Wither boss is rumored to have a serious addiction to TNT.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more mind-blowing than our pixelated landscapes is the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where drugs reign supreme?

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