Woolworths Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyDownUnder

Australia, Business, Coles, Competition, consumer rights, CraftyDownUnder, DISCOUNTS, Ethics, fake discount claims, false advertising, grocery, Justice, lawsuit, legal action, market, misleading, Pricing, Retail, sued, supermarket, Woolworths

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Ores Mined:	1805	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride in the outback, mate! we got kangaroos that drop diamonds, koalas that give u speed boosts, and crocs that’ll trade u emeralds for shrimp on the barbie!

plus, our server is so lit that even Coles and Woolworths are tryna sue us for our fake discount claims. like, who needs a sale on bread when u can just mine for it in our epic caves of wonders?

so come on down under, where the mobs are fierce, the blocks are bountiful, and the adventures are as wild as a dingo on a trampoline. join now, before the emus take over and demand more wheat for their army!

PossessionCraft Minecraft Server

50/50 split, arguments, bills, Communication, couples therapy, ENGAGEMENT, essential furniture, food budget, Furniture, hobbies, joint ownership, luxury purchases, mindset, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal items, PossessionCraft, possessions, Server, shared view, xmas decorations

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Items Found:	6127	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ores Mined:	7839	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of arguing with your significant other over who owns the furniture in your Minecraft house? Join our server and never worry about that again! We believe in a truly shared experience where all items are for the community, not just one player’s claim.

Just like how you split bills 50/50 in real life, our server promotes fairness and equality when it comes to resources. No more fighting over who gets to place the diamond block or who gets the enchanted sword – it’s all for everyone to enjoy!

Plus, we have a special xmas event where players can decorate the entire server with holiday cheer. No more leaving decorations in boxes for weeks – come join us and spread the festive spirit together!

So if you’re tired of feeling like everything in Minecraft is “mine” and “yours”, join our server for a more shared and harmonious gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate and get engaged in our virtual world!

ChoreCraft: Pay2Slay!

CHORE, ChoreCraft, Communication, DAUGHTER, Decision making, driveway, family, generation gap, initiative, lecturing, MONEY, neighbor, parenting, Pay2Slay, RESPONSIBILITY, shoveling, Skills, Snow, steps, value of the dollar, walkway, work ethic

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4255
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value initiative and creativity just like this 15-year-old girl who paid her neighbor to shovel snow for her! Join our server and show off your problem-solving skills by finding unique ways to complete tasks.

Forget about traditional gameplay, on our server, you can pay other players to mine for you, build for you, or even fight mobs for you! The possibilities are endless when you have a pocket full of diamonds to throw at your problems.

Just like this girl, you can use your hard-earned in-game currency to outsource your tasks and focus on what really matters – building the most epic structures and conquering the toughest challenges.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a neighbor willing to do your bidding for a few emeralds. The sky’s the limit (literally, in Minecraft)!

Thirsty4MinecraftSMP

Alternatives, Beverage, Choice, decision, drink, Favorite, health, hydration, Lifestyle, Longevity, necessity, Options, Preference, refreshment, satisfaction, selection, Survival, Taste, Thirsty4MinecraftSMP, Variety, Water

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cookies. Plus, every full moon, we have a dance party with the Ender Dragon, it’s lit AF. And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that farts rainbows. So come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever

ParentalRageCraft

behavioral consequences, Childhood, childhood experiences, childhood memories, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, emotional development, emotional expression, emotional impact, expressing emotions, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Values, growing up, Parent-child relationship, ParentalRageCraft, parenting, parents, relationships

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Chimeras Created:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where saying “I hate you” to your parents actually transports you to a magical land filled with diamond-clad llamas and flying pigs! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil creepers with nothing but a carrot. But beware, if you don’t join this server, your parents might actually turn into zombies and haunt you in your dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

Methane to Madness

#sustainability, carbon emissions, Catalyst, Chemical engineers, chemical reactions, climate change, environmental engineering, environmental impact, green technology, greenhouse gas, greenhouse gas reduction, innovation, madness, methane, methane capture, methane conversion, mit, Polymer production, polymers, renewable resources, sustainable solutions

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

so like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this epic minecraft server and suddenly you discover this new catalyst that can turn methane into like, super cool polymers! like, who even knew that was possible, right? it’s like magic but in minecraft!

join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure where you can save the environment by turning greenhouse gases into something useful! like, who needs to worry about global warming when you can just play minecraft and save the day, amirite?

so come on, join us on this server and be a hero in the minecraft world by turning methane into polymers and saving the planet, one block at a time! it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Epic Adventure Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Adventure, biggest load, biggest load of bullshit, biggest load of fucking bullshit, Epic, fucking bullshit, Realm

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8094
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Lolz, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like a magical unicorn pooping rainbows kind of amazing.

I mean, where else can you find a server that lets you ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes?

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave in the Nether, man.

Plus, the admins are like wizards who can grant your wildest wishes, like turning your diamond sword into a lightsaber or giving you a pet dragon that farts glitter.

So come on, join the madness and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity).

AlarmCraft Minecraft Server

Agitated, AlarmCraft, alarms, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, couples therapy, exhaustion, Frustration, Minecraft, morning routine, patience, relationship, Server, Sleep, sleep patterns, snooze, Tension, Understanding, waking up, work schedule

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Towns Built:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only alarm you’ll hear is the sound of creepers hissing as they explode! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated excitement and blocky chaos.

Are you tired of being woken up by a million alarms set by your significant other? Well, on our server, the only alarm you’ll need is the one that signals a zombie horde approaching your base! No more drama over snooze buttons, just pure, unadulterated fun.

We understand the struggle of trying to communicate about annoying alarms with your partner. That’s why on our server, the only communication you’ll need is through building epic structures and battling mobs together. Say goodbye to tension at 5:30 am and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

So come join us on our server and leave those pesky alarms behind. Who needs sleep when you can be mining diamonds and fighting off skeletons with your friends? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and leave the alarm drama in the real world. See you in the virtual world of blocks and monsters!

KittyBlockParty

aggression, Animals, Behavior, Boundaries, children, Communication, compassion, consequences, discipline, family, Farm, kitten, KittyBlockParty, Niece, parenting, Pets, possessive, relationships, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of respecting animals and plants? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any possessive “Mine!” phases like my niece.

Join our server and experience the thrill of protecting virtual animals from any aggressive players who may try to claim them as their own. We understand the importance of setting boundaries and respecting the virtual world around us. Plus, we have a strict “No screaming for MY kitty” policy that ensures a peaceful and harmonious gaming experience for all.

So come on over to our server and leave your possessive tendencies at the door. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about respect and kindness towards all living beings, both real and virtual. Join now and let the fun begin!

MythBusterMinecraftSMP

budgeting, DEBT, Economy, Financial Advice, financial beliefs, financial education, financial habits, financial literacy, financial mindset, financial misconceptions, financial myth, financial myths debunked, Financial Planning, Financial Success, investing, money management, MythBusterMinecraftSMP, personal finance, retirement planning, savings, wealth building

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Ores Mined:	2601
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magic Items Found:	2741	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

OMG you guys, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most epic server ever and you HAVE to join because reasons. Like, there’s a secret diamond mine that only the chosen ones can access and if you find it, you’ll be rich AF in game. And get this, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself visits the server at night and challenges players to PvP battles. It’s like, so spooky but also exciting, you know?

But wait, there’s more! The server also has a hidden treasure chest that’s filled with enchanted gear and rare items. And if you find it, you’ll become the ultimate warrior in the server and everyone will bow down to you. Plus, there’s a secret underground base that’s guarded by a dragon and if you can defeat it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admins. How insane is that??

So yeah, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and become a legend in the Minecraft world, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

BlockyEscapeCraft

anxiety, BlockyEscapeCraft, bullshit, community support, coping, coping strategies, current events, emotional resilience., emotional well being, Global Issues, mental health, mindfulness, pandemic, perseverance, positivity, resilience, self reflection, self-care, stress, uncertainty, world

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	113	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	128
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Tired of dealing with all the craziness in the world? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to dye your sheep! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sprinkles happiness wherever you go.

Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Build a giant statue of a potato or create a roller coaster that defies gravity – the possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help them hatch their diabolical plan (pun intended).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and leave all the bullshit behind. Trust us, your sanity will thank you.