Just like how my boyfriend’s aunt surprised me with the bill, our server will surprise you with crazy events and challenges at every corner. You never know what to expect, just like I never expected her to bring up my meal choice as the reason for the high cost!
And just like how my boyfriend’s aunt expected a birthday present 7 months later, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected demands and requests. Will you rise to the challenge and impress the virtual family?
Join now for a dining experience you’ll never forget – and who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a new language along the way!
Picture this: you come back from a long day of mining and crafting, only to find someone has left a mess in your pixelated kitchen, used up all your virtual toiletries, and spilled something on your blocky couch. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we don’t tolerate that kind of behavior!
We had a player, let’s call her LaraCraft27, who thought it was okay to leave a trail of destruction wherever she went. But fear not, our fearless moderators swooped in like knights in shining armor and banished her to the Nether realm where she can think about her actions.
So, if you want a peaceful and drama-free Minecraft experience, join our server today! Say no to virtual house trashing and yes to building epic structures without the fear of someone messing it all up. Remember, on our server, your blocks are sacred!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible!). Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs for lucky players to find.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Island, where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who dare to pet them.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
but wait, there’s more! we have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every saturday night. the last time, we had a creeper DJ spinning some sick beats – it was lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the legendary treasure hunt we do every month? the winner gets a real-life unicorn delivered to their doorstep. okay, maybe not a real unicorn, but pretty close.
so, if u wanna join the most fun and craziest minecraft server ever, hit us up. but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave. it’s like a black hole of fun and awesomeness.
Each of these servers offers a unique experience that may appeal to fans of Valegate looking for similar servers to explore and enjoy.
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| IP | s.froobworld.com |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
| Website | Visit our website |
| Dynmap | View our Dynmap |
FroobWorld is a small survival server that’s been going since 2011. If you enjoy the old-school style of SMP, you will probably enjoy our server.
Our rules are pretty standard. Essentially – no griefing; no stealing; and no cheating. We keep the chat at PG-13 levels.
A: No, griefing is against our rules and will result in a ban.
A: Within reason, there are no limits to land claiming on FroobWorld.
A: No, cheating is not allowed on our server. Players found cheating will be banned.
Join us and experience a world where your in-game currency is safe from overdrafting exes and meddling moms. Build your dream castle without worrying about someone tapping into your account to cover their debts.
Don’t be the TA on other servers for refusing to be a human ATM. Join us and game in peace, knowing that your diamonds are safe from real-life drama. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re an ex-wife looking for a quick loan, then maybe you will be a little upset.
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Like, we have a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a potion that turns you into a dragon. It’s like, totally insane, you guys.
And get this, the history of this server is like, totally mind-blowing. It all started when a wizard accidentally turned his toaster into a time machine and ended up in the Minecraft world. And then he was like, “Hey, let’s start a server and invite all the coolest people in the universe!” And that’s how this epic SMP was born.
So like, if you wanna join in on the fun and be part of the most epic Minecraft server everrrr, you gotta join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies, am I right?!