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Crafty Cavemen: Where Modern Men Prove Their Patheticness

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Towns Built:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of modern men being total wimps? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner caveman! Build massive fortresses, hunt for your own food, and show off your survival skills in a world where only the strongest survive.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and obstacles that will test your limits. From dodging lava pits to battling hordes of zombies, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden somewhere on our server. Find it and you’ll become the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dare to challenge you.

So why waste your time with weaklings when you can join our server and become the alpha male you were always meant to be? Join now and show the world what a real man looks like!

Minecraft Madness: Genshin Edition – Join the chaos at /gig/ server!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We throw the wildest parties in the Nether!

2. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated Herobrine not once, but twice. They’re basically Minecraft gods.

3. We have secret codes that unlock hidden treasures in the game. Just like in Genshin Impact, but way cooler because it’s in Minecraft.

4. Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, Barbara. They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to kick some blocky butt.

5. Our weapon banner includes Tome of the Eternal Flow (Catalyst) and Freedom-Sworn (Sword). These weapons are so powerful, they can slice through obsidian like butter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your pickaxe shattered by the sheer awesomeness of it all.

Anon’s Anti-Social Minecraft Madness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9132
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Potions Brewed:	74	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Shower of Mystical Enlightenment, where players can cleanse their souls and gain superhuman powers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get showering together!

EmbarrassedCraft – Where Crap Shows are Welcome! LOL

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7962	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307
Farms Harvested:	197	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cringe harder than watching your old favorite anime, Oreigaru? Look no further! Our server is like the OG Gundam of Minecraft servers – outdated and full of awkward moments. But don’t worry, we’ve got pacing issues like DBZ to keep things interesting. Join us for a constant stream of second-hand embarrassment and questionable quotes that will make you rethink your life choices. Who needs Rent a girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Join us now for a cringe-worthy experience you won’t soon forget!

ChudCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist a dance-off!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Welcome to The Troonslayer, where the only thing more epic than our battles is our sense of humor! Join us on this wild ride through a world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join The Troonslayer, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with dancing chickens and talking pigs. They laughed so hard that they forgot they were in the middle of a battle with a horde of zombies! That’s the kind of wacky fun you can expect on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary Troonslayer himself, a player so skilled that he once defeated a dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.

So come join us at The Troonslayer for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have non-stop laughs and epic moments? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, our llama rodeo every Saturday is not to be missed!

Crafty Ricecels: Where Killing White People is Just a Game (No Terrorists Allowed!)

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your patriotism in the most honorable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and become a ricecel samurai, ready to take down white people and bring glory to your people. Engage in epic battles, build your own empire, and show the world what true patriotism looks like. Who needs terrorist attacks when you have the skills of a samurai at your disposal?

So why wait? Join our server now and let the ricecel revolution begin! Just remember, killing wh*Te people is not only allowed, it’s encouraged. Embrace your inner warrior and let the Minecraft madness begin!

NekoCraft – Where Japanese indie vtubers mine and create chaos in pixelated worlds!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Astral Projections Made:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Welcome to Lumia! The most obscure and hopeful Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Are you tired of the mainstream servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, look no further because /indie/ is here to save the day!

Join us on Lumia and shill your most obscure oshis! Save all the 2views and platform smaller companies beyond the scope of the catalog. We’re all about supporting the underdogs in the Minecraft world!

Previous players have reported finding rare diamonds in the most unexpected places, encountering mysterious creatures that no one has ever seen before, and even stumbling upon secret hidden realms filled with untold treasures. Who knows what adventures await you on Lumia?

So come join us on Lumia and experience Minecraft like never before! Who needs mainstream when you can have indie? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1280
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magic Items Found:	1368	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dimension Hops:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of trans women who have taken over the gaming world and are here to slay (literally). So if you’re looking for a server where you can be your fabulous self and conquer virtual worlds with style, look no further. Join us now and let’s show the world that trans women can dominate in videogames too!

Minecraft Madness: The Mandingo Edition

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	38	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more unpredictable than the creepers is the timeline! Join us as we navigate through crazy events like Iran threatening to attack in 48 hours. Who knows, maybe CERN changed the timeline again and this is all just a glitch in the matrix. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast building and surviving with us before the world potentially ends in 2 days. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some apocalyptic fun!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness – Join the DDG Crew for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in existence! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so back, bros, you won’t believe it! We’re like a time machine taking you back to the golden age of Minecraft.

2. We have an official Capcom survey… for some reason. Who knows, maybe they’ll drop some exclusive Minecraft skins for us to enjoy.

3. Patch notes? We’ve got ’em! Stay up to date on all the latest changes in our Minecraft world, because you never know when they’ll nerf the diamond pickaxe.

4. Ever heard of Dragon’s Dogma 2? Yeah, neither have we. But we have a whole section dedicated to it on our server. Who knows, maybe we’ll build a giant pawn tower in honor of it.

5. Want your pawn hired? Of course you do! Join our server and become the pawn master, with pawns for hire as far as the eye can see.

6. And let’s not forget about our wiki. Need to know how to craft a diamond chestplate? Check the wiki. Want to know the best way to defeat the Ender Dragon? Check the wiki. Need a good laugh? Check the wiki, because we’ve got some hilarious memes in there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and become part of the most insane, hilarious, and epic community out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.