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Zombie Mind Blocker Server

anxiety, Blocker, brain activity, brain health, brain regions, cognitive function, cognitive processing, deficits, depression, emotional well being, insomnia, mental clarity, mental disorders, mental health problems, mental resilience, Mind, poor sleep, psychological well-being, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, Stress Management, unwanted thoughts, zombie

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	498434
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

so, like, this server is like, the ultimate escape from all those unwanted thoughts, man. like, you can just log on and BAM, all those pesky worries are just gone, poof! it’s like a magical brain cleanse, dude.

plus, like, the mobs in this server are like, super chill. they’ll totally help you relax and forget about all that stress. like, imagine a creeper giving you a back massage, bro. it’s wild.

and, like, the builds on this server are out of this world, man. there’s a giant diamond castle that shoots rainbows out of its turrets, dude. it’s like, the most epic thing you’ll ever see.

so, like, if you wanna escape from all those unwanted thoughts and just have a good time, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the ultimate mental health retreat, bro.

Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	868	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Farms Harvested:	920	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	544
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
New Chunks Explored:	560554	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Emeralds Found:	4182
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Votes:	9987
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!