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BullyCraft: No Woof Woofs!

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	270	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

so, like, this server is like the wildest place to be, man. we got XL bullies running around like they own the place, but don’t worry, we got them under control. it’s like a whole Republic of Ireland up in here, but with more blocks and less leprechauns.

join us if you wanna be part of the craziest adventure of your life. we got dog breeds that are so restricted, they make your head spin. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe from any doggy danger.

come on over and build with us, fight with us, and laugh with us. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun. then maybe stay away. but for everyone else, this server is the place to be. let’s do this!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Storage, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3103
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5737
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.qbpp.vanillaboxmc.ru

Blocky Vigilante Minecraft Server

#youtube, blocky, conspiracy theories, Democracy, election, extremism, fear-mongering, MAGA, Minecraft, Misinformation, online content, political polarization, Politics, Propaganda, radicalization, Server, social media, trump, united states, Video, Vigilante, vigilantism, violence

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Players Killed by Monsters:	2487
Mines Excavated:	4121	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in intense dance-offs with creepers.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a love for disco music? You won’t find that kind of excitement anywhere else!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

The Penguin Finale Minecraft SMP

arkham, bat signal, Batman, blackgate, brilliant.., brothers, Clayface, dancing, Dead, Downfall, ENEMY, Finale, Friend, Idol, Loss, luxurious penthouse, Minecraft, Mother, Penguin, Riches, smp, Sophia, strangled, Stroke, The Penguin, Tragedy, vegetative state, Victory

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	284
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a superhero showdown! Join us for a chance to experience the epic saga of Penguin, who thought he had it all but ended up losing everything in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: Penguin is living it up in his fancy penthouse, dancing with a Clayface dressed as his own mother. But just when he thinks he’s untouchable, the Bat signal lights up and Batman swoops in to take all his riches and send him off to Blackgate or Arkham. And to top it all off, his only friend ends up dead because he strangled him (yikes!).

But wait, there’s more! His former ally Sophia is now his sworn enemy, teaming up with Catwoman to take him down. And let’s not forget about his idol Rex Calabrese, who was ready to kill him because he was just too monstrous as a child. Talk about a perfect tragedy!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, revenge, and maybe even a little bit of redemption (or not). Who knows what kind of chaos awaits you in our server – but one thing’s for sure, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beginner’s FAQ, bugmen, bully seaniggers, Code Name Bakery, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 CN, GF1 EN, GF1 PNC, GF1 Resources, GF2 EN, Girl’s Frontline, guides, lore material, lurk before posting., mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, News, PIXEL, PNC Resources, pre-register, Princesses, retards, Reverse Collapse, Server, Story summary, Sunborn games, Sunborn ID, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4742
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	18132	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.

Ever wanted to battle a dragon while riding a pig? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have secret quests that will lead you to hidden treasures and mythical creatures that will challenge your skills.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll encounter trolls, goblins, and even the occasional unicorn who will test your courage and wit. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this crazy world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. And don’t forget to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. Happy crafting!

Look Back Minecraft SMP

animation, anime movies, best, Characters, discussion, emotional, favorite scene, Hidden Gem, Impactful, Look Back, memorable, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past 10 years, Plot, Reflection, smp, Story, take away, Threads, Underrated

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Villages Defended:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Runes Activated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like the best anime movie you’ve ever seen in the past 10 years – action-packed, full of drama, and totally epic!

Join us and be part of the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From battling giant creepers to building insane structures that defy gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you think you’ve seen it all, think again! Our server is filled with mysterious secrets and hidden treasures just waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a legendary diamond sword that grants you superpowers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous stories and insane shenanigans you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

ass, assets, backside, badonkadonk, behind, blocky, BOOTY, Bottom, Bum, butt, buttocks, caboose, derrière, Fanny, gluteus maximus, Junk in the trunk, keister, Minecraft, posterior, rear end, Rump, Server, tush

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is all about that bootylicious fun! We don’t just love ass, we worship it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking creepers, bootylicious biomes, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs a rational explanation when you can just embrace the madness and have a blast? So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in the world of Minecraft!

Eternal Natsuki’s Neverending Minecraft SMP Adventure

4chan, Adventure, Anime, bakes, DDLC, Doki, Edition, ETERNAL, fanfiction, general, Literature, Manga, Minecraft, Monika, natsuki, Natsukis, Neverending, nonstop, November, op, porn, Sleeps, smp, video games, visual novel, YuRi

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	3
Farms Harvested:	430	Alien Abductions:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with baking competitions, late-night sleepovers, and questionable decisions.

Ever wanted to see a creeper try to bake a cake? Or watch a zombie try to pull an all-nighter? Well, you’ve come to the right place! Our server is filled with quirky characters and hilarious moments that will keep you laughing for hours.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want to trade a diamond for a stack of enchanted golden apples? We’ve got you covered.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Boomer’s Peep Show Minecraft Server

16 year old, animated, Aroused, BELLYBUTTON, Boomers, Boundaries, Cartoon Network, Censorship, children’s programming, controversial, cultural norms, different time, Dub, early 2000s, inappropriate, mature themes, Minecraft, old man, peep, RISQUE, Server, Show, television, wants to see

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as an old man wanting to see a 16-year-old’s bellybutton? Look no further, because our server is so crazy even Cartoon Network wouldn’t air it! Our community is full of outrageous characters and insane stories that will have you laughing until your bellybutton hurts (but don’t worry, no old men involved). Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: >latinx and meds think this is blonde…

blond hair, BLONDE, Blonde hair, Blondes, cultural perceptions, gtlatinx, hair color, Latin American, latina, Latina stereotypes, Latina women, Latinx, latinx and meds, Medical Treatment, medication, meds, mental health, Minecraft, minority health, pharmaceuticals, smp, Stereotypes, thinking

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	New Chunks Explored:	624353
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where latinx and meds are convinced that being blonde is the ultimate power move! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! On our server, we have a secret underground society of latinx players who believe that being blonde gives you superhuman abilities. Want to join in on the fun and see if blondes really do have more fun? Then come on down and see for yourself!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of meds who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the almighty llama. Yes, you read that right. These meds believe that llamas hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe. Want to be a part of this bizarre cult and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next blonde latinx warrior or llama-riding med legend!

Crafty Socials 2 Minecraft Server

Crafty, Digital social, Minecraft, networking, Online Community, Server, social activities, social communication, social connection, social culture, social engagement, social events, social groups, Social Interaction, Social lifestyle, social media, social media marketing, social platform, Social Relationships, social sharing, social trends, social-networking, socials

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	167	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because Socials 2 is here to shake things up! Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who grants wishes to those who can beat him in a dance-off.

So why wait? Join Socials 2 today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!