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MineFighter Central – Where Creepers Throw Down in ‘/sfg/’!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Animals Bred:	39
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Chimeras Created:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old games and builds? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with a twist that will leave you in stitches!

Join our server for a chance to battle it out in epic Street Fighter 6 tournaments! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, it’s all about landing those sick combos and mastering your footsies in our virtual fighting arena.

But wait, there’s more! We have high level replays for you to study, frame data to analyze, and even a glossary to help you understand all the fighting game jargon. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Daigo drills to get you warmed up and ready to take on any opponent.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience? Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Street Fighter in the world of Minecraft!

ChunkyCraft: Where Curves Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2241
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Are you tired of skinny girls with no curves? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can find your perfect BBW girlfriend? Look no further, because on our server, we have a whole community dedicated to finding and fattening up socially awkward, nerdy Asian girls with gorgeous faces!

Join us as we embark on a journey to promote these lovely ladies to genuine BBWs, all while they try to eat healthy and resist our efforts to fatten them up. But fear not, because their delicious pussies and sweet personalities make it all worth it.

So come on over and be a part of the new meta – where fluffy girls reign supreme and skinny black anons find true love in the most unexpected places. Don’t miss out on this unique and hilarious experience – join our Minecraft server now!

MineHeroesAcademy: Where even creepers can get a diploma!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3994
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8965	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of lame excuses for characters not facing consequences for their actions? Join our Minecraft server where punching hard won’t break your arms, but it might break the laws of physics! Horikoshi who? We don’t need ass pulls to have a good time here, just pure, unadulterated fun. Come join us and leave the retcons behind!

Down UnderCraft: Where Aussies Rule and Everyone Else Drools

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ores Mined:	2391	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Do you love Australians as much as we do? Well, then you’ll fit right in on our Minecraft server! Our server is actually run by a group of kangaroos who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. They may not have opposable thumbs, but they sure know how to create some epic structures!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of our kangaroo overlords as they hop around the server, showing off their building skills. Plus, did we mention that all players get a free pet koala to help them mine for diamonds? It’s true! Our koalas are trained professionals when it comes to digging up precious resources.

So come on down under and join our wacky world of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even spot a dingo or two roaming around the server looking for a new friend to play with. See you there, mate!

Zeus’ Pixel Paradise: Where reality is optional and screenshots are overrated

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mines Excavated:	2233	Dragon Eggs Found:	1445
Dragon Eggs Found:	4502	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us on our server where you can live out your wildest Greek mythology fantasies! Who needs the right picture when you can battle minotaurs, ride Pegasus, and even challenge Zeus himself to a game of Minecraft PVP?

Our server is so epic, even Hercules would be jealous. Join now and experience the thrill of building your own Acropolis, exploring the depths of the underworld, and maybe even finding a secret stash of diamonds guarded by a three-headed dog.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft hero of ancient Greece! Just remember, don’t anger the gods or you might end up with a lightning bolt in your blocky behind.

Crafty McCraftface: The ‘based’ Edition

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Void Gems Collected:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in Minecraft? Join our server and become a wizard with unlimited mana stockpiles! You’ll have your very own private, well-protected room where you can practice magic to your heart’s content. Just imagine the power coursing through your pixelated veins as you cast spells and brew potions like a boss. Don’t be a snort, join us and unleash your inner wizard today!

Crafty Crazies: RIP Ex-Girlfriend Edition

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magic Items Found:	7939
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll be too busy laughing to even remember her name! Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, wacky challenges, and even a secret love potion that will make you forget all about that heartbreaker. So come on, join us and let’s build a new world together, one block at a time (and maybe find a new Minecraft girlfriend along the way)!

Kousei’s Crafty Adventures: Arima’s World of Blocks

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Dimension Hops:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is all about building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real excitement!

Join our server and become a part of the epic rivalry between Kousei Arima and Chopin. That’s right, we’ve got gang wars happening in the world of Minecraft, and you don’t want to miss out on the action!

Forget about peaceful mining and crafting, on our server, you’ll be dodging piano practice sessions and school suspensions left and right. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s what makes it so much fun!

So, if you’re ready to throw down with some savage players like Watari and his crew, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you talk smack about Kousei Arima, be prepared to catch these hands in-game!

BritsCraft: Where tea, crumpets, and creepers collide in pixelated chaos!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because Monday Night Edish is here to shake things up! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dab Blocky Bob, you’ll earn a special prize that will make all your friends jealous!

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the depths of our server’s dungeons where you’ll face off against the dreaded Cactus Queen. Rumor has it that she guards a treasure chest filled with diamonds, but be warned – she’s armed with a deadly arsenal of prickly projectiles!

So what are you waiting for? Join Monday Night Edish today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Minecraft Mayhem: Dokibird’s LOL-tastic Adventure!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! This server is so epic, it’s like building a house out of diamond blocks while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Our Blonde Angel Edition will have you rolling on the floor laughing with her crazy antics and epic heists. She’s got a Youtube channel where she showcases her epic Minecraft skills, a Twitch channel where she streams her wild adventures, and even a VOD channel for all those epic moments you just can’t miss.

But wait, there’s more! Follow her on Twitter for even more madness and check out her shop for some insane merch that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got OP Sauce that will blow your mind and make your Minecraft experience even more epic. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this Minecraft server, anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Let’s make some memories that will go down in Minecraft history!