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FruitNinjaCraft

CASUALTIES, deadly fruit, Food Safety, foreign occupation, FruitNinjaCraft, investigation, kills, Military, military base, mysterious deaths, occupied Mariupol, Poisoned fruit, Poisoning, Russian soldiers, soldiers, toxic food, toxic substances, Tragedy, tragic incident, ukraine conflict, WARFARE

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Towns Built:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

hey u, yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, do i have a server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can battle russian soldiers in mariupol with poisoned fruit! yes, u heard me right, poisoned fruit! watch as those soldiers drop like flies while u laugh maniacally. but that’s not all, oh no. we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make ur heart race. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

SonOfABlock

animal, Bark, canine, dog behavior, dog breed, dog care, Dog lover, dog owner, dog parent, dog training, doggy, doggy daycare, doggy style, four-legged friend, loyal companion., male dog, man’s best friend, pet, puppy, son of a bitch, SonOfABlock

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	7952
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Animals Bred:	45	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

DxD Highschool Minecraft Server

Akeno Himejima, Angels, Anime, Asia Argento, Demons, DxD, ecchi, fanservice, FANTASY, harem, high school, Highschool, highschool dxd, Irina Shidou, Issei Hyoudou, japanese animation, Koneko Toujou, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, Rias Gremory, Server, sexy girls, Supernatural, Xenovia Quarta

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is home to the two hottest DxD girls in all of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to meet these pixelated babes and embark on wild quests and adventures with them by your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the depths of our server’s secret dungeon, where legendary treasures and powerful artifacts await. But beware, for the dungeon is guarded by a fierce dragon who only speaks in Shakespearean insults.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor.

WebDev2024’s Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Average, career, coding, Development, Digital, discussion, Future, Industry, innovation, Job, Minecraft, predictions, programming, Server, Skills, software, Technology, Thoughts, trends, web developer, WebDev2024s

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a web developer stumbled upon our server and was so blown away by the amazing builds and crazy adventures that they literally transformed into a Minecraft character in real life! That’s right, they now walk around with a pickaxe and a diamond helmet, coding websites like a boss in the virtual world. If you want to experience the same level of mind-blowing awesomeness, then join our server today and who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft legend too!

WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, family dynamics, PCOS, photo editing, self esteem, sibling relationships, Venmo request, Wedding, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding party dynamics, wedding photography, WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild, weight struggles

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regrets, Decisions, experiences, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	New Chunks Explored:	27404
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

Ancient, antiquated, barbed comments, biting insults, BoomerBlockerCraft, cutting remarks, derogatory language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful language, double, insult, offensive, Old fashioned, old school, phrases, Retro, snide remarks, Throwback, Traditional, vintage, vintage slang

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2139
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Animals Bred:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Farms Harvested:	271	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1053
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!

FarionCraft: No Russian Assassins

allegations, assassination plot, assassins, Conspiracy Theory, crime, Diplomacy, Evidence, Farion assassination, FarionCraft, foreign interference, Government, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Politics, Russian, Russian involvement, SECURITY, speculation, suspects, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8571
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should! first of all, we got russian spies runnin around tryna assassinate ppl left n right. but dont worry, our fearless leader zelensky is on the case! he’s like a superhero, but with a funny accent. so if u wanna be part of this crazy drama, join us now! plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base full of treasure. trust me, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidlifeCraft: Dropping Like Flies

acceptance, aging, coping, death, Dropping, emotional, family, flies, Friends, Grief, Life Changes, Loss, loved ones, Midlife, midlife crisis, MidlifeCraft, mortality, perspective, Reality, relationships, Struggle, SUCKS, Support

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of midlife sucking? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server for the craziest adventure of your life!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas come charging at you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about building a cozy little cabin only to have it suddenly transform into a disco party with skeletons and creepers busting out their best dance moves?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. Rumor has it that if you defeat him, he’ll teach you how to do the Macarena. And let’s not forget about the villagers, who have a secret underground society where they hoard all the best loot in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to midlife sucking! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies? Let’s get this party started!