Woody Guthrie Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FascistKillerCraft

Activist, equality, FascistKillerCraft, fascists, folk, freedom, guitar, inscribe, inscribed, inspiration, Justice, kills, Lover, Machine, Music, protest, Rebellion, resistance, revolution, Woody Guthrie, Words

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3918	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re killing is zombies and creepers? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can join the resistance against fascist mobs!

Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword inscribed with the words “This machine kills tyrants”. Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and of course, plenty of fascist mobs to take down.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show those fascist mobs who’s boss in the most epic way possible. Your fascist killing machine awaits!

Family Power Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, belonging, blood ties, Bonding, Connection, Emotional support, family, generations, home, IMPORTANCE, Kinship, love, loyalty, power, Realm, relationships, strength, Support, togetherness, Traditions, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5694
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Magic Items Found:	2144	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Yo, bro, do you even lift? Well, on this server, we lift each other up with the power of family! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of something bigger than yourself.

We’ve got more love and support than a therapy llama, and our players are as loyal as a pack of wolves. So why not join us and experience the power of family for yourself? Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

Don’t be a lonely potato, come join our server and become part of our wacky, wonderful family. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and friendship. But who hates fun and friendship? That’s just crazy talk. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the power of family lift you to new heights!

TardyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, bullying, Explanation, friendship, GPA, Help, Late, mad, Math, Minecraft, mutual friends, PUSHY, Rushing, scholarship, scholarship kid, Server, Struggling, TardyCraft, Tutor, work, Worried, Yelling

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	9038	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama at your private school? Do you need a break from all the academic stress and social pressures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more worrying about scholarships, bullies, or annoying classmates. Instead, dive into a world of endless possibilities and endless fun.

On our server, you can team up with other players to build epic structures, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome monsters. And who knows, you might even make some unexpected friendships along the way – just like the unlikely duo of (15M) and Allen!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead? Let’s get crafting, mining, and laughing together!

GFunk’s Stank Tank

awkward conversations, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, GFunks, hygiene problem, Immigrant, intimate body odor, oral sex, personal hygiene, relationship issues, repressed culture, Respect, sensitivity, sexual health, stank, TANK, Understanding

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any awkward hygiene issues like the poor soul in the story above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no uncomfortable conversations about intimate topics.

Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. Plus, we guarantee that our virtual world smells like fresh roses at all times – no need for Vagisil here!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough (literally) while you’re at it! See you in the game, and remember – keep it clean, both in-game and IRL. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

HairyManMC SMP

attraction, body hair, Grooming, hairy arms, hairy back, hairy body, hairy chest, hairy chest hair, hairy legs, hairy men, hairy men’s appearance, hairy men’s confidence, hairy men’s dating, hairy men’s fashion, hairy men’s grooming, hairy men’s hygiene, hairy men’s self-esteem, hairy men’s style, hairy stomach, HairyManMC, Masculinity, smp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Farms Harvested:	823
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ores Mined:	9263
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

OMG so like, on this Minecraft server, we have the hairiest men you’ve ever seen! Like, they’re practically walking carpets, but in a totally sexy way. And get this, they all have magical powers that can turn dirt into diamonds and make creepers explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house. It’s like a hairy wizard party up in here! So if you’re into hairy men and epic Minecraft shenanigans, you gotta join our server ASAP. Plus, we have a secret underground disco room where the hairy men bust out their best dance moves. It’s lit, fam. Join now or forever miss out on the hairy magic!

StealMyLunchCraft

Boundaries, break room, coworker conflict, Etiquette, food ownership, food security, food sharing, food theft, Hunger, lunchroom, lunchtime, office, office culture, personal responsibility, SNACKS, social norms, stealing, StealMyLunchCraft, temptation, work, workplace behavior

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of working with food thieves who steal your lunch from the office fridge? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from those sneaky snack stealers! Join us and build your own virtual fridge where no one can touch your precious snacks. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground cafeteria where you can feast on unlimited virtual food without anyone stealing a bite. So come join us and say goodbye to lunchtime theft forever!

Secret Kidz Craft Fun

Accounts, children, Craft, digital age, digital footprint, digital platforms, Fun, hidden accounts, internet usage, Kidz, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, parents, Platforms, secret, secret accounts, social media, social media platforms, social-networking, tiktok, underage accounts, underage social media, underage users

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ores Mined:	648
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like TikTok for gamers, but wit way more creepers and zombies! We got kids sneakin’ on wit like 3.38 accounts, tryna hide from their parents like they hidin’ their secret stash of diamonds. And get dis, 6.3% of our players got secret accounts too, so u know it’s gonna be wild up in here! Join now and let’s get blocky together, fam!

Lumber Jacks 1.20.4

1.20.4, action, Anime, Asa Cutasa, Blood, chainsaw devil, chainsaw man, dark fantasy, demon hunter, Denji, Devil, Fujimoto Tatsuki, Horror, JACKS, Lumber, Makima, Makima’s control, Manga, mappa, Pochita, shonen jump, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Potions Brewed:	197	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	3764	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mines Excavated:	1460
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire while battling fierce mobs that are actually secret agents from another dimension.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question whether you’re actually living in the Matrix.

So why wait? Join now and let’s embark on this epic journey together. Just remember to bring your tin foil hat, because things are about to get weird.

HandiCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, building, carpark, Dinner, Dispute, Evidence, Faded, Friends, handicap space, handicraft, Marking, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, night, Parking, reserved parking, Restaurant, Server, Signage, Support, unmarked

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Emeralds Found:	2592
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Last night I went out for a virtual dinner on our Minecraft server and when I logged in, I found a prime spot right by the spawn point. I joined my friend for some mining and crafting, but when it was time to log off, I was in for a surprise.

I returned to my virtual car to find three players waiting by it, one of them wielding a diamond sword. They asked if it was my car, and when I said yes, they accused me of parking in a handicap space. I told them there must be a mistake as there was no pixelated sign or block to indicate it was a handicap space.

To prove my point, I got in my virtual car and backed it up. If it was indeed a handicap space, then the pixelated painting on the ground had faded and was unrecognizable (especially in the dark caves of Minecraft). They replied that the spot had always been reserved parking, even before the server was used for building.

If it was clearly evident that it was a handicap space, I would certainly have never parked there, but come on, it’s Minecraft! Join our server for some crazy adventures and ridiculous parking disputes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SoloCraft: ByeHubbyBye

anxiety, Boundaries, ByeHubbyBye, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DEBT, Decision making, family, finances, Friends, INDEPENDENCE, long-term relationships, Marriage, passive aggressive, personal growth, relationships, self-care, solo travel, SoloCraft, travel, vacation

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	603904
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a drama llama when it comes to traveling with your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some virtual adventures without the stress of real-life travel drama.

On our server, you can explore exotic lands, build magnificent structures, and even fly without any anxiety whatsoever! No need to worry about passive-aggressive comments or last-minute cancellations – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Plus, our server is so affordable that even someone terrible with money can afford it! With no debt to accumulate and no need for spending money, you can focus on enjoying the virtual world without any financial stress.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all your travel troubles behind. Who needs a vacation when you can have the ultimate adventure right at your fingertips?

BlockBustersCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are creepers blowing up your dreams of building the ultimate castle? Are skeletons shooting down your aspirations of becoming a Minecraft master? Fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as your diamond pickaxe becomes a magic wand that grants you unlimited resources and power. Say goodbye to boring old survival mode and hello to a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies break out into spontaneous musical numbers. Don’t let anything stop you from being successful on our server – except maybe the occasional accidental lava bath. Join now and start your epic journey to greatness!