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MineNSFWSecrets

adult content, Confessions, explicit, fantasies, Forbidden, hidden desires, INTIMATE, Kinky, lustful, Men, MineNSFWSecrets, Naughty, NSFW, Personal, Private, reddit, REVEALING, secret, Sexuality, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no end in sight? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is like no other, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and explore hidden dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few surprise mobs). Our NSFW secret? We have a secret underground hot tub where players can relax and unwind after a long day of building and exploring.

So come join us on our server and discover a whole new world of ridiculousness and fun. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a pig!

NanoMinecraftCreature

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crops Grown:	5127
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Farms Harvested:	718
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28

come join our minecraft server where we have creatures the size of a dust grain found hiding in California’s Mono Lake!!! they are so tiny you need a magnifying glass to see them but they are super cute and will be your best minecraft buddies!!! they love to build tiny houses and ride on the back of chickens around the server!!! join now to meet these microscopic marvels and have the tiniest adventures ever!!! 🐔🏠🔬

Just another vanilla server with a fancy name and a sprinkle of spice… stay whitelisted, my friends!

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Crafting, Discord, diverse players, Dragon Elytra Drops, enjoy minecraft, Fancy, Friends, global player base, Grief Protection, high-quality community, latest features, like-minded individuals, measures in place, Nether, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Server, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, small friendly group, smp, Spice, sprinkle, stay, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelisted

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1637
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version	1.21
Mods
Community Focus	We are a small, friendly group of players who love building, adventuring, and working together on community projects.
Grief Protection	Measures in place to protect builds from griefers

Why Join Us?

Join our active and diverse player base for a fun and community-focused Minecraft experience. Participate in server-wide events and enjoy a high-quality gaming environment.

How to Join

Join us on DISCORD to get started in the Ordinary SMP world!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with added mods for extra features.
How do I get whitelisted?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP contests, build contests, and community projects.

WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!

apartment, autistic, Bed.., building, cooked, DESPERATE, Game, hitting on, Lets, Life, normal-ish, people, room, Rude, schizophrenia, senior citizens, Server, shutin, Situation, Social Interaction, social interactions, Socialize, SUCKS, tripcode, WhineCraft, Whining

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1130
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchantments Applied:	228	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Buildings Constructed:	41
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.

Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPixelatedFlicks – Minecraft SMP

arthouse, black and white films, cinema classics, cinematic masterpieces, classic cinema, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film community, Film Critics, film discussion, film enthusiasts, Film history, film recommendations, Film Reviews, foreign films, independent cinema, Minecraft, movie lovers, post-war films, smp, SMPixelatedFlicks

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who join our server will have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the opportunity to become filthy rich, but you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the skies of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, fellow adventurers!

StepSass Minecraft Server

brotherhood, children, coping, DATING, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, Grief, Minecraft, Motherhood, overreacting, parenting, relationships, remarriage, resilience, Server, socializing, step-family, StepSass, support network, support system, Therapy, widowed

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Towns Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. 🙄 Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?

And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. 😂 It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? 🤪🎮 #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness

MaritalCraft: Rage Quit Edition

anger, Argument, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Decision making, Driving, Edition, emotions, escalation, family, Kids, MaritalCraft, Neighborhood, parenting, QUIT, RAGE, relationships, residential street, road rage, Safety, screaming, Spouse, Walking

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life road rage incidents? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that stress behind as you dive into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with crazy drivers and screaming matches. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even tame a virtual pet pig to keep you company.

And hey, if you ever feel like walking home in a fit of rage, you can do it here without anyone judging you! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can let loose and be yourself, no matter how ridiculous your actions may seem.

So come join us and leave all that real-world drama behind. Who needs road rage when you can have block rage instead? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

CheaterFinder in Minecraft SMP

CheaterFinder, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Votes:	4700

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, you discover your in-game partner has been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis to steal all your diamonds! Betrayal, heartbreak, and epic battles await you on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground faction of players who have been hoarding all the rare resources for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic raid?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now! Who knows, you might just uncover a scandal that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your fellow players.

NoMiniMiners

aging without children, alternative paths to parenthood, career focus, childfree lifestyle, childless by choice, downsides of not having kids, emotional impact, family dynamics, financial considerations, freedom to travel, generational legacy, mental health benefits, NoMiniMiners, parenting decisions, personal fulfillment, reasons to have children, relationships without children, Self Discovery, social expectations, societal norms and expectations, societal pressure to have kids

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9540	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of living in a world without tiny humans running around causing chaos and destruction? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the joys of virtual parenthood without any of the real-life responsibilities.

Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?

CraftyCocktailRails

arson, CraftyCocktailRails, crime, criminal activity, Damage, Dangerous, emergency response, explosion, Fire, homemade weapon, ignites, law enforcement, Molotov cocktail, Moscow suburb, Police investigation, power outage, Public Safety, railway substation, russia, sabotage, Terrorism

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Yo, so like, this server is LIT AF, just like that Molotov cocktail that set fire to a railway substation in Moscow! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like that fiery incident! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities (shh, don’t tell anyone)! So come on, join us and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire together! 🔥🚂💣 #ExplosiveFun #MinecraftMayhem