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KremlinCraft: Trump’s Ukraine Dilemma

collusion, Conflict, debate, Dilemma, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Impeachment, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Politics, president, revelations, russia, SECURITY, sell out, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, united states, Woodward

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can, like, uncover top secret government conspiracies while building ur own epic castle and battling dragons. like, u can be a spy and gather intel on other players while exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the president of the server is actually a double agent working for the kremlin and u have to stop him from selling out ukraine for diamonds. it’s, like, so intense and u gotta join now to save the virtual world from political chaos and stuff. plus, there’s, like, free pizza every friday for all players. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wild minecraft adventure!

WeddingCraft Delays

alcohol at wedding, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Delays, family dynamics, input in wedding planning, relationship problems, Trust, wedding apologies, wedding consequences, wedding decisions, wedding delays, wedding disagreements, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, wedding postponement, wedding regrets, wedding stress, wedding trust issues, WeddingCraft

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of wedding planning gone wrong in virtual blocky form!

Picture this: you’re about to marry the love of your life in Minecraft, but wait…they keep making impulsive decisions without your input! Will you be able to wrangle your virtual family and finish all your virtual work in time for the big day? Or will you have to delay the wedding and deal with virtual drama like never before?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of trying to enforce a strict no-alcohol policy at your virtual wedding, only to have your virtual fiancée try to change it behind your back. Will your virtual best man come to the rescue and stop the madness? Will there be virtual apologies and virtual reconciliation?

Join our server now and experience the virtual chaos for yourself! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see if you’re the asshole in this virtual wedding saga!

PettyDivorceWars Minecraft Server

arguments, assets, belongings, bitter, Court, custody, disputes, Divorce, emotions, Fights, Lawyers, Legal, Marriage, materialistic, Minecraft, MONEY, Petty, PettyDivorceWars, possessions, separation, Server, SETTLEMENT, trivial

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is filled with divorcing players fighting over the most ridiculous things, like who gets custody of the pixelated dog or who gets to keep the virtual diamond sword. Join us for some juicy drama and chaotic fun as we navigate through the wild world of pixelated breakups. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Join now and witness the pettiest divorce battles in Minecraft history!

NoSecondDateHere

awkward moments, Communication, conversation starters, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating fails, dating humor, dating mistakes, dating stories, dating tips, dating turn offs, deal breakers, first date, NoSecondDateHere, red flags, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crops Grown:	3173
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Star Shards Collected:	275
Divine Spears Created:	27	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious place to be!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

One time, a player tried to impress their date by saying they could build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in Minecraft, but little did they know that our server has a strict “no cheesy pick-up lines” policy. Needless to say, there was no second date for them!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!

SubwayLingoCraft

bilingualism, language acquisition, language comprehension, language fluency, language learning, language proficiency assessment, language proficiency assessment criteria, language proficiency evaluation, language proficiency exam, language proficiency levels, language proficiency standards, language proficiency test, language skills, language testing, linguistic skills, multilingualism, public transit, public transportation, second language proficiency, subway announcements, SubwayLingoCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Villages Defended:	6

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a rollercoaster ride through a land of unicorns and bacon! imagine this: u log in and suddenly u are surrounded by talking sheep and dancing creepers. u can ride on the back of a flying pig and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. and if u can decipher the ancient riddles, u might just find the legendary diamond sword of awesomeness. so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

OmegaCraft Psychosis 24

17 years, 24 years old, brain health, correlation, fatty acids, largest study, Link, long-term study, low levels, mental disorders, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, nutrition, omega-3s, omegacraft, Psychosis, research, study, Symptoms, young adults

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	4678

Yo, yo, yo! If you wanna avoid turning into a crazy loon, you gotta join our epic Minecraft server! We got all the omega-3s you need to keep your brain in check, man. Ain’t nobody gonna be experiencing no psychosis up in here, nah mean?

We did this HUGE study with like 3484 peeps over 17 freakin’ years, and guess what? Low omega-3 levels were linked to all them crazy symptoms! So come on over and get your daily dose of fishy goodness while building epic structures and battling creepers. Trust me, your brain will thank you later, bro! Let’s keep it real and keep it sane on our server. Peace out!

DegenerateCraft Minecraft Server

atheism, atheists, Beliefs, Civilization, consequences, culture, Degenerate, DegenerateCraft, derivatives, Ethics, FRENCHMAN, Minecraft, morality, nice things, philosophy, progress, rejection of faith, Religion, secularism, Server, society, technological society, VALUES

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that all degeneracy stems from a lack of faith in the almighty blocky gods! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey filled with pixelated adventures and crazy creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a Frenchman decided to build a giant baguette in Minecraft, but because he rejected faith, the baguette crumbled into a pile of crumbs! Don’t let this happen to you – join our server and build the craziest, most faith-filled creations you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Unicorn, a mystical creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who believe in the power of pixels. Want to ride a rainbow farting unicorn into battle? Join our server and make your dreams come true!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where faith, fun, and farts collide in the most epic way possible. Join us today and let the blocky madness begin!

PineappleCraft Minecraft Server – No Pretending, Just Kino!

Cannabis, classic, comedy, Entertainment, Favorite, film, funny, HIGH, iconic, james franco, Kino, Marijuana, Minecraft, Movie, Pineapple Express, PineappleCraft, pretending, Quote, Server, Seth Rogen, stoner film, tired, Ultimate, weed kino

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mines Excavated:	3777
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in existence, where we take “building blocks” to a whole new level with our pineapple express theme! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so dank, even the creepers are chill and just want to pass the virtual joint around.

2. Our mods are like the ultimate stoners, always coming up with crazy ideas for new mini-games and events. You never know what they’ll come up with next!

3. Our community is like a big, happy family of virtual stoners, always ready to help each other out and share their best building tips…and maybe a few secret recipes for “special” potions.

4. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with enchanted diamond gear and rare items…but only the true stoner builders can find it.

So come join us on the pineapple express Minecraft server, where the grass is always greener and the pixels are always brighter. Let’s get building, blazing, and having a blast together!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, event location, Expectations, family dynamics, family traditions, food preferences, Frustration, future in-laws, hotel accommodations, Italian restaurant, Minecraft, Négotiation, rehearsal dinner, Server, wedding planning, wedding venue, WeddingCraft

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5010
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mines Excavated:	4691	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who have terrible taste in restaurants? Do you want to avoid a rehearsal dinner disaster like the plague? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky relatives!

On our server, you can create the perfect Italian restaurant for your rehearsal dinner, complete with mouth-watering menus and stunning decor. No more dealing with stubborn in-laws who refuse to listen to reason – here, you’re the boss of your own wedding planning destiny!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free wedding planning experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a happy marriage?

BBQGoneWrong

911, angry wife, BBQGoneWrong, bil, cancelled event, cancelled plans, car accident, car damage, Car Insurance, car repair, extended family, family barbecue, family conflict, family drama, financial impact, financial loss, in-laws, insurance payout, long drive, phone distraction, pickup truck

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting totaled is your enemies’ bases! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your real-life car troubles.

Imagine driving a virtual 911 while your brother-in-law tries to run you off the road in his massive pickup truck – that’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server. And don’t worry, there’s no insurance payout required here!

So come on over and let off some steam by building, exploring, and dominating the competition. Who needs a family barbecue when you can have a virtual showdown that will leave you laughing for days? Join us now and let the fun begin!

PTOcraft Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Break, home, leisure, mental health, Minecraft, no travel, paid time off, peace and quiet, personal time, PTO, PTOcraft, recharge, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, self-care, Server, staycation, stress relief, time off, unwind, vacation, work-life balance

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8616
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual vacation destination!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking a week off work in Minecraft without actually using your PTO! That’s right, you can escape the daily grind and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and hilarious adventures.

From building giant roller coasters that defy the laws of physics to battling zombie chickens with laser beams, our server has it all! So why waste your precious PTO on a boring staycation when you can join us and have the time of your virtual life? Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!