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BeachPupperNoGo

Ball, Beach, beach etiquette, beach rules, beach towels, BeachPupperNoGo, confusion, dog, Empathy, empty beach, Evil eye, Kids, lead, pet owner, scared of dogs, seafront, seaside resort, shingle, tourist season, wooden groynes

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bring your virtual dog to play on the beach year-round? Look no further! Our server offers a beach area where you can toss virtual balls for your Minecraft pup to fetch, all without worrying about any entitled virtual beach-goers getting mad at you.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up to entitled virtual moms who think they own the beach. Show them who’s boss by letting your virtual dog roam free and enjoy the sand and waves. And if anyone dares to give you the evil eye, just toss a virtual ball their way and watch them scatter.

So come on over to our server and bring your virtual dog for a day of fun in the sun. Who knows, you might even encounter some virtual entitled beach-goers who need to be put in their place. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Laugh Out Loud Land

Adult, creative writing, Demon, Dual Demons, erotic roleplaying, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, fetish, Kinky, Land, LAUGH, lol, loud, Minecraft, NSFW, online roleplay, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, Roleplaying, seduction, smp, storytelling, taboo, Thread

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8562
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join us for some hot and heavy action in our Erotic Roleplaying Thread, where you can let your wildest fantasies run wild with our Dual Demons Edition.

Ever wanted to seduce a creeper? Or maybe get down and dirty with a zombie? Anything is possible in our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the EULA, but who reads that anyway?).

Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying “I never knew mining could be so sexy!” So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into our world of passion and pleasure. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things tend to get a little… explosive around here.

MovieMavens Minecraft SMP

best movie, Cinema, favorite movie, film buffs, film enthusiasts, film recommendation, highest rated movie, Minecraft, Movie, movie buffs, movie chat, movie critique, movie discussion, movie fans, movie lovers, Movie Rating, movie review, movie suggestion, Movie Talk, MovieMavens, must watch movie, smp, top rated movie

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Magic Items Found:	1113
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie that’s not just a 10/10, but an 11/10! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and drama that would make Hollywood jealous.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, because our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

We have weekly events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server gets together to blow up a giant statue of a famous YouTuber (don’t worry, they’re in on the joke). And every Friday night, we host a dance party in the Nether complete with disco balls made of glowstone and a DJ skeleton spinning the hottest tracks.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with diamond swords? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

WhatIfCraft

Alternate Realities, biggest regrets, biggest what if, Choices, contemplation, deep thoughts, hypothetical scenarios, hypothetical situations, imagination, Life decisions, missed opportunities, pondering, Possibilities, Reflection, regrets, second guessing, speculative thinking, uncertainty, what could have been, what if, WhatIfCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7502	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Votes:	2503	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

What if I told you there was a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where the laws of Minecraft are turned upside down and inside out. Build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. So come on, what’s your biggest “what if”? Join us and find out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BrazilCraft: X Suspended Supreme

Brazil, Brazil news, BrazilCraft, Brazilian politics, constitutional law, controversy, court case, decision, Government, judicial ruling, judicial system, Judiciary, Justice, law, Legal, legal proceedings, Legal System, Order, Ruling, SUPREME, SUPREME COURT, suspended, suspension

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

so, like, the brazil supreme court was all like “hey, we gotta suspend X” and everyone was like “whaaaaat??” but then they were like “nah, it’s for the greater good, trust us” so now X is suspended and everyone is freaking out. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine as the DJ. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles. so come on over and leave all that brazil supreme court drama behind, let’s have some fun!

PapercutPocalypseMC

Accidents, Analysis, Cuts, data, declining, Decrease, health, historical, Humanity, Injuries, Paper, PapercutPocalypseMC, Papercuts, past, Prevention, RECORD, Safety, statistics, Suffering, trend, year over year

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7204
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Zombie Dances:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

PlasticPurgeCraft

circular economy, eco-friendly, environmental innovation., green technology, innovative solutions, new process, plastic alternatives, plastic bags, plastic bottles, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic reduction, plastic repurposing, plastic waste, PlasticPurgeCraft, recycled plastics, recycling, sustainable technology, vaporizes plastic, waste management, yielding gases

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

join dis server and u can be part of da epic quest to vaporize all da plastic bags and bottles in da world! we use some crazy technology to turn dem into gases and den make new, recycled plastics out of dem. it’s like magic but wit science! come help save da environment and have fun at da same time. also, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all da rarest blocks and treasures. u never know what u might find down dere. so come on, join us and be part of dis wild adventure!

Swipe left on real life, join LifeSwipeSmp now! Mostly Vanilla 1.21

1.21, active server, Builds, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Discord, friendly community, Fun, Join, left, Life, LifeSwipeSmp, looking for players, minecraft server, multiplayer, Players, real, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, smp, smp server, Survival, swipe, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Villages Defended:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Community	Looking for more players to help with builds, shops, and more
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the server is mostly vanilla with some plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can participate in community builds, create shops, explore the world, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on Discord for the complete list of rules.

Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

blocky, Climax, ejaculation, handjob, Haven, intimate moment, intimate touch, jizzing, Minecraft, orgasm, physical gratification, physical pleasure, Physical Release, physical response, physical sensation, Pleasure, Sensation, Server, sexual arousal, sexual climax, sexual experience, sexual pleasure, sexual release, sexual satisfaction

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Emeralds Found:	1201
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

CraftyCrafter420 – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Broadcast, CraftyCrafter420, Entertainment, Events, Fox, Fox network, Fox programming, live events, mastermind, Minecraft, Network, programming, Schedule, schedule change, SmackDown, Smackdown on Fox, smp, sports, television, TV, wrestling, wrestling events, wrestling on TV, wwe

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	6502	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a Smackdown event on Fox – full of drama, action, and unexpected twists! Join us if you’re ready to rumble with other players, embark on epic quests, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the world of Minecraft!

ExSisterInLawRevenge Minecraft Server

ExSisterInLawRevenge, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Votes:	5814
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no exes will be invited, especially not your brother’s ex who causes all sorts of trouble! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about unwanted guests. Plus, we have a special “no exes allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful gaming environment. So join now and leave the family drama behind!