wooden groynes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BeachPupperNoGo

Ball, Beach, beach etiquette, beach rules, beach towels, BeachPupperNoGo, confusion, dog, Empathy, empty beach, Evil eye, Kids, lead, pet owner, scared of dogs, seafront, seaside resort, shingle, tourist season, wooden groynes

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Emeralds Found:	9768	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchantments Applied:	278	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ores Mined:	3904
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bring your virtual dog to play on the beach year-round? Look no further! Our server offers a beach area where you can toss virtual balls for your Minecraft pup to fetch, all without worrying about any entitled virtual beach-goers getting mad at you.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up to entitled virtual moms who think they own the beach. Show them who’s boss by letting your virtual dog roam free and enjoy the sand and waves. And if anyone dares to give you the evil eye, just toss a virtual ball their way and watch them scatter.

So come on over to our server and bring your virtual dog for a day of fun in the sun. Who knows, you might even encounter some virtual entitled beach-goers who need to be put in their place. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

WaveyCraft: Surfing through boredom one block at a time!

#impatience, anticipation, anticipation for change, anticipation for new wave, BLOCK, bored, Boredom, CHANGE, current roster, eager, EXCITEMENT, looking forward, new arrivals, new wave, next wave, REFRESH, roster boredom, roster refresh, roster update, Surfing, Time, Updates, Waiting, WAVE, WaveyCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	64	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable waves and lackluster rosters? Well, look no further because our server is like a tsunami of excitement and insanity!

Join us and be prepared for the craziest waves you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about waves made of lava, waves made of diamond blocks, waves made of exploding chickens – you name it, we’ve got it!

And don’t even get us started on our roster. We’ve got legendary players like Steve, Herobrine, and even a secret guest appearance from Notch himself. But hey, who needs those guys when you can join our server and play alongside the one and only…Barry the Blockhead!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride of waves and wacky characters. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second!

Crafty Creepers: Where Minecraft meets Fallout movie anons for a LOL-tastic adventure!

action, Adventure, Anons, behind the scenes, bethesda, Crafty, CREEPERS, Director, enjoying, Fallout, fan theories, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Great, LOLtastic, meets, Minecraft, Movie, post-apocalyptic, Scene, Sci Fi, todd howard, video game, Wasteland, Written

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Animals Bred:	54	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Emeralds Found:	1802	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Todd himself would be proud.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

Ahead, battle, best, blocky, Champion, Competition, Conquering, DOMINATING, First Place, in the lead, leader, Number One, Prevailing, Royale.., success, Successful, top spot, triumph, triumphant, Victorious, Victory, Whos, winning, winning streak

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Villages Defended:	17
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us and witness epic battles between a team of ninja chickens and an army of zombie llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only the bravest players will find out!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance this pixelated beast?

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom mini-game, “Exploding Sheep Jousting.” Trust us, it’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who’s winning? You are, of course, because you’re playing on the craziest server around!

ChunkyCraft: Where we all come together to help each other get thicc

body goals, body image, body positivity, Body transformation, bulking, ChunkyCraft, confidence building, fitness journey, gym motivation, health and wellness, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, muscle building, nutrition, personal trainer, physical transformation, progress tracking, self improvement, strength training, thicc, weight gain, workout plan

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Emeralds Found:	1617
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Love Letters Sent:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be an absolute unit of a player? Well, look no further because on our server, we specialize in helping you get THICC. Our custom plugins and mini-games are designed to make you gain virtual weight faster than you can say “diamonds”. Join us and let’s get chunky together! Who needs a gym when you have our server to help you bulk up in pixels?

GatchaCraft: Crowds Edition – Where every block is a surprise and every player is a superhero!

+x, action, Adventure, aliens, Anime, BLOCK, Character development, colorful animation, crowds, Edition, futuristic, GatchaCraft, Gatchaman Crowds, Mystery, Online Community, player, Powers, social media, society, SuperHero, Surprise, team dynamics, teamwork, Technology, transformation, twitter, virtual world

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Votes:	8219
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like Twitter on steroids! We’ve got drama, memes, and more hot takes than you can shake a stick at.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own empire and watch it rise to glory, only to be torn down by a group of trolls with too much time on their hands.

But that’s not all! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Tweetstorm” feature that lets you send out a flurry of tweets to your fellow players. And don’t even get me started on the “Cancel Culture” event, where players can band together to cancel each other for the most ridiculous reasons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the internet. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get wild!

RegretCraft: Where mainland Chinese players realize they backed the wrong block

Accountability, AUTHORITY, Backed, BLOCK, Censorship, China, Chinese, consequences, decision, Dictatorship, firing squad, Government, leadership, mainland, mainland Chinese, Oppression, Players, Politics, power, realization, realize, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, rulers, wrong, wrong horse

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ores Mined:	8899	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of backing the wrong horse in life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where regret is a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who have all realized they chose the wrong rulers in their past lives, but now they’re living their best lives building epic structures and battling mobs together.

Join us and experience the thrill of starting fresh in a world where firing squads are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be firing is your bow and arrow at pesky creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave regret behind!

PixelPout – The Land of Tsundere Adventures

Adventures, Amemachi Hanabi, Amiya Aranha, Chikafuji Lisa, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Haewon the Heartstring, Hoshino Char, Inukai Purin, Kamiko Kana, Land, Matsuro Meru, Miori Celesta, Nini Yuuna, Orla Gan Ceann, PixelPout, Shimada Tiger, Sinful thoughts, Teamup Schedule, Tetsuya Kazune, Tsundere, Tsunderia Extended, tsunX, Tsurugi Nen, Uzuki Tomoya, Yomi Cham

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Buildings Constructed:	37
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6969
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our Sinful Thoughts Edition server! Join us for a wild ride filled with tomboyish firestarters, stinky succubi, and even a golden-voiced mayor of Rainy Town.

But wait, there’s more! We have the embodiment of chaos, a frenemy of the thread, and a wannabe cumdumpster all waiting to meet you in-game. And don’t forget about the scuffed dream eater and dick confuser – they’ll keep you on your toes!

Join now and team up with the likes of Gunpla extraordinaire, the fighting tiger of the Shimada dojo, and even a certified retro hag. Plus, we have world’s cutest singing wolpertingers and spicy Latina priestesses on a mission to cleanse the world of sin.

So why wait? Dive into our outrageous Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

MineCrafty Dance Party Server – Daily Bust a Groove!

beat, Bust, Bust-A-Groove, Community, comparison, Daily, Dance, dance battles, discussion, dreamcast, gaming memories, Groove, Jet Set Radio, minecrafty, Music, Nostalgia, Party, PlayStation, retro gaming, Rhythm, rhythm games, Server, Similarities, Thread, video games

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Towns Built:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re busting is blocks? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride that will have you feeling like you’re in the middle of a Jet Set Radio dance-off!

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to bust a groove like never before. Picture this: you’re cruising through the virtual streets of Minecraft, dodging creepers and zombies while jamming out to sick beats that will have you feeling like a true DJ master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen. Challenge other players to a dance-off and show off your best moves as you battle it out for the title of Minecraft’s ultimate dance champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to bust a groove like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MemeCraft

Caesar, Destruction, evil man, inbreeding, LMFAOOO, Memecraft, Rabbi Yeshua, resistance, ROMANS, Second temple, TAXES, turn the other cheek, Yahweh

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question the whereabouts of Yahweh during historical events? Look no further! Join our server and explore the mysteries of the Second Temple destruction while building your own virtual empire. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Rabbi Yeshua’s teachings and their impact on inbreeding deformities. It’s a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected plot twists. So why wait? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Crafty Baldur’s Gate Bros – where we mine, craft, and slay dragons together! Join ‘/bgg/’ now!

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, bros, Class, companions, Craft, Crafty, dragons, FAQ, Gate, Join, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, Ramazith’s Tower, romance, slay, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through Ramazith’s Tower Edition, where you’ll face challenges, romance companions, and even consume tadpoles without consequences (well, maybe just a little DC21 Wisdom check).

Our server is so intense that you’ll have to decide between the Underdark or Mountain Pass, or why not both? Clear them on higher difficulties for the ultimate loot and experience. And don’t forget about The Dark Urge, it’s like “Tav+” but with additional content and the risk of losing companions if you don’t complete quests the “right” way.

But wait, there’s more! Enable Karmic Dice to avoid those pesky streaks of low or high rolls, and make sure to knock out Minthara in Act 1 if you want to recruit her without going down the evil path (you’ll miss out on a sex scene, but who needs that anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey full of romance, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you there!