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BeachPupperNoGo

Ball, Beach, beach etiquette, beach rules, beach towels, BeachPupperNoGo, confusion, dog, Empathy, empty beach, Evil eye, Kids, lead, pet owner, scared of dogs, seafront, seaside resort, shingle, tourist season, wooden groynes

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	957
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can bring your virtual dog to play on the beach year-round? Look no further! Our server offers a beach area where you can toss virtual balls for your Minecraft pup to fetch, all without worrying about any entitled virtual beach-goers getting mad at you.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up to entitled virtual moms who think they own the beach. Show them who’s boss by letting your virtual dog roam free and enjoy the sand and waves. And if anyone dares to give you the evil eye, just toss a virtual ball their way and watch them scatter.

So come on over to our server and bring your virtual dog for a day of fun in the sun. Who knows, you might even encounter some virtual entitled beach-goers who need to be put in their place. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

CraftyLinux – Where Penguins Play and Creepers Fear to Tread

@lutris, /g/fglt, /t/linux, Boxtron, commercial games, Conty, CraftyLinux, CREEPERS, fear, gamemode, gamescope, gpu-screen-recorder, HEROIC, Lampray, Legendary, LGOGDownloader, libre games, libstrangle, linux gaming, Linux on other boards, Luxtorpeda, MangoHud, Minigalaxy, Penguins, Play, proton, rare, Roberta, source ports, Steam Tinker Launch, Tread, Windows games, wine

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Love Letters Sent:	15	Star Shards Collected:	59
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

ParticularCraft: Where Every Block is Particular and Every Player is Particular Too!

BLOCK, challenge, concern, Difficulty, Issue, issue with particular, particular, particular challenge, particular concern, particular difficulty, particular issue, particular problem, particular query, particular question, particular trouble, ParticularCraft, player, Problem, query, question.., Specific, Trouble

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Potions Brewed:	185	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie villagers that can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the evil chickens plotting world domination).

Pixelated Weebs United

long trail: no good anime to watch, no good anime, pixelated, United, watch, Weeb’s

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of scrolling through endless lists of mediocre anime to watch? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated anime characters, epic battles, and hilarious storylines that will have you laughing until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest anime mobs you’ll ever encounter, from giant kawaii pandas to tsundere creepers who explode in a fit of tsundere rage. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary waifu dragon, whose breath attack is a deadly combination of sparkles and rainbows.

So why waste your time watching boring anime when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you saying, “Who needs anime when you have this server?!”

ManlyMimicCraft: Where Guys Do Impressions of Women and Build Epic Worlds!

ai, BUILD, Epic, gender bending, guys, Impression, Impressions.., lewd, ManlyMimicCraft, reading, Thread, vocal exercises, vocal manipulation, vocal performance, vocal practice, vocal range, vocal training, Vocaroo, vocaroo thread, voice acting, voice changers, voice impression, Wholesome, woman’s voice, Women, worlds

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see their creations!

2. We have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who roam the server, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They may even teach you some sweet ninja moves if you’re lucky!

3. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber ducks! That’s right, you can trade rubber ducks for rare items and power-ups. Quack-tastic!

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to underwater dance-offs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

BratwurstCraft: Where Creepers wear lederhosen and Endermen play polka

#youtube, BratwurstCraft, CREEPERS, cultural impact, Cultural significance, culturally influential, culture, documentary, Educational, endermen, european history, German culture, germany, Germany history, historical, History, influential, influential era, influential iteration, informative, iteration, lederhosen, modern Germany, Play, polka, Video, wear

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2246	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the last culturally influential iteration of Germany! That’s right, forget about boring old factions and survival modes, on our server, you’ll be building your own Berlin Wall and reenacting the fall of the Berlin Wall every day!

Join us for epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the Reichstag building. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel and sauerkraut.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where you can uncover hidden treasures and artifacts from World War II. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Hitler’s lost stash of golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of the last culturally influential iteration of Germany in Minecraft! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Crafty Commanders – Write, Build, Conquer!

Adventure, Archive, bakers, BUILD, Commander in Chief Edition, Commanders, Conquer, Crafty, creative writing, fanfiction, fanfiction writers, FANTASY, greentext, HoloX, Novels, Pregnancy, Sluts, SMUT, storytelling, Vtuber, vtuber community, VTuber fanfiction, Write, Writing, writing thread

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5120
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Emeralds Found:	4044
Falling into the Void:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ores Mined:	1263
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any old server, we’re the writing thread for VTuber fanfiction enthusiasts. Our stories range from greentext shitposts that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, to full-length adventure novels that will have you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!

Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

amusement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, BLOCK, comedy, digital communication, Edition, Entertainment, forum, funny, humor, internet, internet culture, JOKE, LAUGHING, lmao, lol, message board, Online Community, online interaction, Party, post, social media, user 673206289

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Void Gems Collected:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

Al Nahyan, biden, bin Salman, Canada, corrupt, crackers, Crafty, dab, Emiratis, HATED, Haters, Leaders, Macron, Resist, Respect, Saudi Arabia, Scum, steve, Sunak, trudeau, urge, Western leaders, Whites

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

#53, American, american culture, American lifestyle, American living, American society, blocky, CREEPERS, fear, height, height 5’3, live in the us, living in america, McBlockface, PETITE, residency, short, Tread, united states, US citizen, US culture, US lifestyle, US living, US society

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4777
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)!

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels

#funimation, Anime, Crafty, dbz, Deal, distributors, dragon ball, dragon ball z, Levels, marathons, Meet, Minecraft, original programming, pixels, power, Ratings, Saban, sailor moon, Saiyans, seagull, Server, success, syndicated programs, syndication, television, timeslots, toonami

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Zombie Dances:	5	Enchantments Applied:	55
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon! That’s right, you can build your own power levels and transform into magical warriors while battling it out with other players.

Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!